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  • Reynald
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    • Nov 2008
    • 24

    #61
    Re: hello...

    all you do is qoute the bible. You newer think what God is all about.

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    • Bob4God
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      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
      Hands folded for Jesus
       
      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #62
      Re: hello...

      How are you supposed to know what GOD is all about if you don't know the Bible?

      John 14:15 says "If ye love me, keep my commandments."

      That doesn't just mean the top ten commandments, that means the whole Bible, even the parts that say to kill witches and unruly children! Even the parts that say not to wear clothing of mixed fabrics! (Dueteronomy 22:11)

      Can YOU claim to love the LORD? Your actions will prove it.
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      • Capt. Aaron Portway
        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
        Salvation from Above
        God's Favorite Pilot™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2008
        • 6309

        #63
        Re: hello...

        Originally posted by Reynald View Post
        Had you ever felt the death whisper? Had you ever woke up covered in blood of your love? Had you ever seen how a group of medics tries to bring you from the claws of death? Had you ever heard medics, whispering to eatch other about the condition of your love? Thats what i've been through.
        That is pain. You know nothing.
        You mentioned that before and I told you it was very sad. You never did mention what the dear boy's name was, may he rest in peace.
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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323

          #64
          Re: hello...

          Originally posted by Reynald View Post
          Jesus told you that people should give money to ignorant racist? I think i'll just keep donating to my local church. They dont go around begging like you, they earn the trust and love of they'r people.This bapist church of your's ave me a really bad first impresion.
          I'm sorry you feel that way, but fornicating with some trollop is not the way to get on GOD's good side!
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22889

            #65
            Re: hello...

            Originally posted by Reynald View Post
            Had you ever felt the death whisper? Had you ever woke up covered in blood of your love? Had you ever seen how a group of medics tries to bring you from the claws of death? Had you ever heard medics, whispering to eatch other about the condition of your love? Thats what i've been through. That is pain. You know nothing.
            “Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.” Benjamin Franklin.
            Before Eve ate the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge, she and Adam were immortal, but after that, we became mortal and will all die; it is just a question of time. If you are a True Christian, you know you are going to Heaven. If you are not, then it is the eternal torment of Hell for you. This is perhaps why Jesus brought you to Landover.

            God struck down your girlfriend. He does that. He injured your leg. He caused you to see your girlfriend dying. I can therefore see why you love God, but not why you hate the Bible. The Bible is God’s word and Jesus, God The Father and The Holy Spirit are One and The Same.

            It must be very comforting to have a love of God in these circumstances.
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #66
              Re: hello...

              Originally posted by Reynald View Post
              Had you ever felt the death whisper? Had you ever woke up covered in blood of your love? Had you ever seen how a group of medics tries to bring you from the claws of death? Had you ever heard medics, whispering to eatch other about the condition of your love? Thats what i've been through.
              That is pain. You know nothing.
              You little pussy! Have you ever awakened in combat after being concussed to see half your platoon dead and the rest at bayonet point fighting with commies? And you gotta pull yourself out of it NOW and start killing people and hope they are the right ones, because you can't really see or hear.

              Have you ever driven the streets of Los Angeles as a police officer and stepped out of your car into a gunfight or violent crime once a month for your entire career? Have you watched your grandparents, parents and children die? The world is not all about you! EVERYONE suffers. And were you doing something heroic when this happened? Rushing in an ambulance to save a choking child? Manning a fire truck to save the people in a retirement home? NO! You were not! You were probably drunk or stoned, driving your parent's car. You want the world to feel sorry for you, but I think you would be better off under a train. Take your pity party to your emo friends who hate JESUS as much as you do.
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #67
                Re: hello...

                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

                God struck down your girlfriend. He does that. He injured your leg. He caused you to see your girlfriend dying. I can therefore see why you love God, but not why you hate the Bible. The Bible is God’s word and Jesus, God The Father and The Holy Spirit are One and The Same.

                It must be very comforting to have a love of God in these circumstances.
                Wait, I assumed he was a homer and the the "love" who died was his butt buddy. When did he say it was a chick he killed?
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                Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #68
                  Re: hello...

                  Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
                  What is that supposed to mean?
                  It means he can't answer your (or anyone else's) arguments, so he wants to hand-wave them away and get you to look beyond what God said in His Word to what the emo Christians-lite feel that God should have said.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Oly Oxinfee
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 8

                    #69
                    Re: hello...

                    Opps didn't see this thread before I started posting. SOrry, Fogive me? the lord always does.

                    But even if you should suffer for what is right, you are blessed. "Do not fear what they fear ; do not be frightened."
                    Take Courage
                    1 Peter 3:14
                    Do not despise the lords discipline and do not resent his rebuke, because the LORD disciplines those he loves, as a father does the son he delights in. -Proverbs 3:11-12

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