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  • #61
    Re: KlaireBear

    Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
    Everyone who is Dyselxic is born Syselxic. what a stupid question to ask!
    OK, this means that your parents did something vile and godless and thus you were cursed in your mother's womb as a punishment for them.

    If you've tried praying to Jesus, and you're still dyslexic, it's probably because you are not a real believer, there is doubt in your heart; either that or your parents haven't been punished enough yet.

    (It may help if you ask them what they were doing before you were born.)

    PS would it help if we all spelled things badly in our posts? I mean, you must have sort of learned to spell badly, so reading it should be easy.
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    • #62
      Re: KlaireBear

      I believe we have been more than fair to you here. We haven't even gotten into the sheep buggaring that goes on in that Godforsaken country.
      DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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      • #63
        Re: KlaireBear

        Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
        SO ITS OK TO BE RASIST TO SCOTTISH BUT ONCE I DO THE SAME THING BAKC ITS NOT OK. I SMELL HYPOCRACY!!!


        IM NOT FULL OF HATE JUST HURT BY PREDJUSICE!!!
        Klaire, don't worry about it. All Scots gits talk exactly the same way you do. And don't be hurt. The world NEEDS Scotland. Where else are we going to deposit all our nuclear waste?
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #64
          Re: KlaireBear

          Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
          IM NOT FULL OF HATE JUST HURT BY PREDJUSICE!!!
          Was that your spastic way of trying to accuse us of prejudice? What a ridiculous claim. Prejudice would be if we judged you before knowing all the facts. As it is, we've got to know you, learnt that you're a demon-possessed lunatic, and judged you on the basis of that. That's not prejudice, that's just judice.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #65
            Re: KlaireBear

            Originally Posted by KlaireBear26
            Hey

            Well I got off on the wrong foot in your eyes so for once your going to read the full story.

            I'm Klaire and I'm 20 years old. I'm a student at the University of Dundee in Scotland.


            I decided to give Klaire the benefit of the doubt, and do a googlesearch for current news from this 'Dundee' place. I wanted to see if there was a slight chance I was possibly wrong about Scotland being full of inbred criminals ...

            THIS is what I found!

            Monday, 22 December 2008

            Rapist had children with daughter


            A man has been convicted of fathering two children by his daughter while subjecting his family to years of sexual abuse.

            The 72-year-old, who cannot be named, abused his three daughters in Dundee and Fife between 1976 and 1993.

            A High Court of Edinburgh jury found him guilty of repeatedly raping two daughters and using lewd and libidinous behaviour towards his third daughter.

            He has been remanded in custody and is due to be sentenced next month.
            A jury of seven men and eight women were told how the systematic rape of the eldest daughter began in 1979, when the girl was 12 years old.
            Her ordeal lasted until she was 26 years old.



            The woman, now aged 42, gave birth to a girl when she was 17, and six years later had a second child by her father.

            The man had also begun raping a younger daughter when she was eight years old, until she was 16.

            He was also convicted of using lewd and libidinous behaviour towards a third daughter at an address in Dundee on repeated occasions between 1979 and 1982.

            He was brought to justice after his now-adult victims contacted the police and he was convicted after a week-long trial.

            His wife had also been accused of abusing the girls but her not guilty pleas were accepted by the Crown.

            Defence advocate Jonathan Crowe said the man, a first offender, was expecting "a lengthy sentence" and wanted bail to sort out personal matters.
            The judge, Lady Clark, refused the motion, adding: "You have been convicted of very serious offences."
            NO WONDER GOD HATES SCOTLAND !!!

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            • #66
              Re: KlaireBear

              Well if she is dyslexic, than I'm sure she dosen't even believe in Dog. So why are we giving her equal time? Who do you tithe to over there in Scotchland?
              DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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              • #67
                Re: KlaireBear

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Was that your spastic way of trying to accuse us of prejudice? What a ridiculous claim. Prejudice would be if we judged you before knowing all the facts. .
                You have done that towards me.

                I can read and write it just takes me a lot longer to do so but i am gifted in other ways.


                you guys really need to get some proper education

                oh i wasnt born in dundee i just live there! My mum is alotmore Godly than any of you cunts here!!!!


                Why dont u go and masterbate coz clearly u have sexuall tnestion which is there reason your so judgemental!

                i belive in God not Dog!

                i do tithe in scotland. clearly you need to be educated!!! i give it to the chruch my money and to the christian union within my uni!
                My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                • #68
                  Re: KlaireBear

                  Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                  You have done that towards me.

                  I can read and write it just takes me a lot longer to do so but i am gifted in other ways.


                  you guys really need to get some proper education

                  oh i wasnt born in dundee i just live there! My mum is alotmore Godly than any of you cooters here!!!!


                  Why dont u go and masterbate coz clearly u have sexuall tnestion which is there reason your so judgemental!

                  i belive in God not Dog!

                  i do tithe in scotland. clearly you need to be educated!!! i give it to the chruch my money and to the christian union within my uni!
                  Good Morning Klaire. I had hoped that you would be in a better mood today. The must be something about Scotland that puts people off. Can you tell me why they call Scots "Highland Micks"?
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • #69
                    Re: KlaireBear

                    Hmm never ehard that myself maybe its only form idiots like yourself that call it that.
                    My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                    I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                    • #70
                      Re: KlaireBear

                      Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                      Hmm never ehard that myself maybe its only form idiots like yourself that call it that.
                      Yes, that's probably it.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • #71
                        Re: KlaireBear

                        wow i'm glad you can admit now that you are indeed an idiot
                        My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                        I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                        • #72
                          Re: KlaireBear

                          Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                          wow i'm glad you can admit now that you are indeed an idiot
                          It's Christmas. I'm being polite. You know, like when your old senile grandmother is sitting at the table drooling in the gravy and she mumbles something nonsensical...you just smile and agree with her.
                          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • #73
                            Re: KlaireBear

                            Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post

                            i belive in God not Dog!

                            i do tithe in scotland. clearly you need to be educated!!! i give it to the chruch my money and to the christian union within my uni!
                            So if you're such a great Christian, how come Jesus hasn't fixed you?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #74
                              Re: KlaireBear

                              Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                              no im just really angry, hurt and annoyed at so called believers beign stupid, hurtful and plain judgement

                              Dyslexia is my thron in the flesh. i prayed for it to be taken away and prayed to God about it but clearly he wants me to be dyslexic. so love me like jesus would!!!
                              Klaire, why do you suppose God wants you to be dyslexic? I mean, He wouldn't afflict you with a mental disorder just for kicks, right? Surely, He'd at least do it to win a bet, like He did with Job.

                              Originally posted by Brother Terrence View Post
                              I believe we have been more than fair to you here. We haven't even gotten into the sheep buggering that goes on in that Godforsaken country.
                              Yes, Brother Terrence, even here in Indiana, we don't get into buggering sheep.

                              OK, there was that one incident involving young Davie Holmes, but we don't talk about that.
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • #75
                                Re: KlaireBear

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                Klaire, why do you suppose God wants you to be dyslexic? I mean, He wouldn't afflict you with a mental disorder just for kicks, right? Surely, He'd at least do it to win a bet, like He did with Job.

                                The reason i havn't been "fixed" is God has blessed me with being creative. you take away dyslexia when my creativity goes to. I dont understand why i'm Dyslexic most days but if i wasnt Dyslexic i woudl eb liek everyone else and i'm made unique in his image!
                                My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                                I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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