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  • Another Hateful Atheist

    Howdy. Someone mentioned earlier on. I felt I had to speak up. consider me a 'devil's advocate' if you will, metaphorically of course.

    I just want to express my point of view. I'm not looking to be saved. I'm just fine, thanks. No need to worry.

    As an atheist I have no disrespect towards religion of any sort. I find all of them to be equally enlightening, and try to live my life benefiting from each and every theological piece of literature that I encounter. Though I do not see them as divine or holy, I do find them remarkably philosophic; Christianity especially so. It seems to be the epitome of philosophic discourse on the human condition. In any case, the disrespect towards your fellow man seen in this thread, on the theological side of the argument in particular, is astonishing. In fact, certain crusades come to mind when reading some of these posts. Jesus taught tolerance above all, and I've been seeing little of it here.

    As for the issue of cannabis, I would like to point out that though the bible tells to obey secular law, The U.S.A. which many consider to be a christian nation was founded on dissent from secular law. We were given our rights by "criminals and rebels" in the eyes of the British king. Now to say that "the Americans were right" is circular logic. If we were still a British colony, you would argue the same, in the name of Brittan. The United States are founded on dissent. Laws change because people dissent and fight them, even though their actions may be illegal.

    To the ones posting facts defending cannabis, I believe you may be going about this the wrong way. The issue is not whether marijuana is bad for you or not, but whether it is RIGHT or WRONG. It's a philosophical issue.

    I do hope I didn't offend anyone.

    P.S. on a different note, this being my first post, I must say this thing, , though quite politically incorrect, is quite hilarious.

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    Re: Another Hateful Atheist

    You offend Jesus by your presense here. Why did you come? You aren't welcome, monkey worshiper.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: Another Hateful Atheist

      My apologies, Pastor! Immediately after posting this message, I had a vision! An angel came to me, showing me the evil of my ways. It... it felt like days, the journey I felt... It's... it's indescribable. I can only thank God for leading me to this place, for showing me the light!

      Please forgive me... should I call you "Father" now? I knew not the error of my ways. This website is truly blessed.

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      • #4
        Re: Another Hateful Atheist

        Originally posted by Happy Atheist View Post
        My apologies, Pastor! Immediately after posting this message, I had a vision! An angel came to me, showing me the evil of my ways. It... it felt like days, the journey I felt... It's... it's indescribable. I can only thank God for leading me to this place, for showing me the light!

        Please forgive me... should I call you "Father" now? I knew not the error of my ways. This website is truly blessed.
        I am not your father, God is. The mary worshipers call their cult leaders "father" in direct violation of scripture. We are True Christians(tm) and we worship Jesus, not His mommy.

        If you have had an actual revelation, give us a sign. Click on the "Donate" button at the bottom of the page and send in a robust Love Offering today, RIGHT NOW!
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #5
          Re: Another Hateful Atheist

          Originally posted by Happy Atheist View Post
          My apologies, Pastor! Immediately after posting this message, I had a vision! An angel came to me, showing me the evil of my ways. It... it felt like days, the journey I felt... It's... it's indescribable. I can only thank God for leading me to this place, for showing me the light!
          You atheists are quick to lie. That's becasue you have no moral guidance from God's Word.

          Please forgive me... should I call you "Father" now? I knew not the error of my ways. This website is truly blessed.
          M't:23:9: And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #6
            Re: Another Hateful Atheist

            I am sorry... I have only recently come into the light... I don't know much of the scripture...
            but I will donate! I know now what my mission on earth is!

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            • #7
              Re: Another Hateful Atheist

              Originally posted by Happy Atheist View Post
              I am sorry... I have only recently come into the light... I don't know much of the scripture...
              but I will donate! I know now what my mission on earth is!
              M't:22:21: They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's.

              You see, The Holy Spirit is working within you already! PRAISE!
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • #8
                Re: Another Hateful Atheist

                Originally posted by Happy Atheist View Post
                I am sorry... I have only recently come into the light... I don't know much of the scripture...
                but I will donate! I know now what my mission on earth is!
                You can start off by reading THIS thread for newbies.

                Then pick up a KJV Bible. And read it.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #9
                  Re: Another Hateful Atheist

                  Originally posted by Happy Atheist View Post
                  As for the issue of cannabis, I would like to point out that though the bible tells to obey secular law, The U.S.A. which many consider to be a christian nation was founded on dissent from secular law. We were given our rights by "criminals and rebels" in the eyes of the British king. Now to say that "the Americans were right" is circular logic. If we were still a British colony, you would argue the same, in the name of Brittan. The United States are founded on dissent. Laws change because people dissent and fight them, even though their actions may be illegal.
                  Friend,

                  Satan's and Adam's dissent with God is what got us kicked of paradise. The TRUE Law is there for reason far to complex for us mortals to understand.

                  Anyway welcome to our forum and since we all know you secretly believe in God in your heart of hearts please tell us your favorite Bible passage.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Another Hateful Atheist

                    Originally posted by Happy Atheist View Post
                    I'm not looking to be saved. I'm just fine, thanks. No need to worry.
                    Then enjoy eternity in hell, pothead!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Another Hateful Atheist

                      I truly hope you have turned to Christ. There are many wonderful rewards to following the Lord. Not roasting like a Godless chestnut in the bowels of Hell being the first of course, a good Christian man can expect other perks. One of these is marrying a Godly Christian woman who will serve and obey you. (Lord and Pastor's forgive this sin of pride.) We're also really good at baking pies.

                      Luke 5:31
                      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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