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[canadianidiott]

Hello The name's Logan and to be honest, I've heard of the site before, and I've had the sudden impulse to join the forum. Pretty much I love ABBA and their music, one of the best bands of the 70s, I'm also a big fan of Enya, she's a New Age Irish singer for those of you who don't know her. I also like the member's of ABBA's solo work, especially the work of Agnetha Faltskog and Ani-Frid Lyngstad. I apologize if my music tastes arn't christian enough for ya. Well I'm happy to join your little community here

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Hello

Hello The name's Logan and to be honest, I've heard of the site before, and I've had the sudden impulse to join the forum. Pretty much I love ABBA and their music, one of the best bands of the 70s, I'm also a big fan of Enya, she's a New Age Irish singer for those of you who don't know her. I also like the member's of ABBA's solo work, especially the work of Agnetha Faltskog and Ani-Frid Lyngstad. I apologize if my music tastes arn't christian enough for ya. Well I'm happy to join your little community here

So you prefer Satan inspired music?

[canadianidiott]

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Just becuase their Swedish doesn't translate into being satanic


anywho its nice to meet you all. I'd be happy if you guys gave me a list of some Church-Approved music to calm the soul.

[canadianidiott]

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Is it also ok to be full Irish here?


I understand this church and forum has it's bit of rules and regulations that Im happy to comply

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Is it also ok to be full Irish here?


I understand this church and forum has it's bit of rules and regulations that Im happy to comply

Please sober up and tell us about yourself. And no lies! We know about you people...

FYI: this forum is not for wallowing in secular rock music, which derives from satan. We are here to praise Jesus. Why are you here?

You can start off by reading THIS thread for newbies.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Just becuase their Swedish doesn't translate into being satanic


anywho its nice to meet you all. I'd be happy if you guys gave me a list of some Church-Approved music to calm the soul.

Sweden is a den of socialist iniquity. The female members of ABBA dress in clothing designed to inspire lust. The male members of ABBA are obvious homers. Enya sings Celtic music. Celts are Pagans and doomed to Hell. I would suggest starting with a hymnal. My favorite is "Onward Christian Soldiers".

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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This is one reason why Sweden, a godless land, cannot produce any Christian music.

And here’s some idea of Christian Music

See, I used the search facility… Now, why should you come here and announce your musical tastes? This is a Christian Church; in fact, it is the only True Christian™ Church, which makes your actions somewhat like walking into a Hardware store and asking about fresh lobsters.

[canadianidiott]

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Please sober up and tell us about yourself. And no lies! We know about you people...

FYI: this forum is not for wallowing in secular rock music, which derives from satan. We are here to praise Jesus. Why are you here?

You can start off by reading THIS thread for newbies.

Alrighty then. Well I was born into a full irish family don't expect an accent out of me though. I was born in Providence Town, Cape Cod, Massachusetts. I don't drink or smoke, it just doesn't mix with my morality. I live in a loving Catholic family, though we don't regularly go to church though. I highly enjoy Jamaican and Puerto Rican cuisuine, and I am an avid music lover as mentioned above. I actually came here to enjoy the Jesus-loving atmosphere, and just plain curiosity. Besides ABBA and Enya, I also listen to Gloria Estefan (Latin Pop performer), Celia Cruz (Cuban Musical Legend), and Madonna (Pop Queen). Of course I don't worship them, but they are my favorite diddies to listen to

[Brother Lazarus]

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Alrighty then. Well I was born into a full irish family don't expect an accent out of me though. I was born in Providence Town, Cape Cod, Massachusetts. I don't drink or smoke, it just doesn't mix with my morality. I live in a loving Catholic family, though we don't regularly go to church though. I highly enjoy Jamaican and Puerto Rican cuisuine, and I am an avid music lover as mentioned above. I actually came here to enjoy the Jesus-loving atmosphere, and just plain curiosity. Besides ABBA and Enya, I also listen to Gloria Estefan (Latin Pop performer), Celia Cruz (Cuban Musical Legend), and Madonna (Pop Queen). Of course I don't worship them, but they are my favorite diddies to listen to

This proves how all people are born into sin. Province Town is a HOMER hang out. Papist FATHERS have homer sex with boys. Your list of musical favorites continues to be satan inspired. I suggest you bathe yourself in the Blood of Jesus and become a True Christain.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[canadianidiott]

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Well of course Madonna has done some unruly things in her life, bu Celia Cruz was a gracious woman, and a devout Christian, while Gloria Estefan....well there's not much to say about her. Anywho, thank you for inviting me into this loving community. I guess while I'm here, I might as well be redeemed in the process.. I'll be happy to praise the Lord Holy Ruling God in this loving community. I'm sure we will get along just fine

[Brother Lazarus]

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Well of course Madonna has done some unruly things in her life, bu Celia Cruz was a gracious woman, and a devout Christian, while Gloria Estefan....well there's not much to say about her. Anywho, thank you for inviting me into this loving community. I guess while I'm here, I might as well be redeemed in the process.. I'll be happy to praise the Lord Holy Ruling God in this loving community. I'm sure we will get along just fine

It is not about getting along. It's about Jesus and God's unerring word as recounted in the 1611 King James Bible. You can redeem yourself by shedding the trappings of popular culture and being bathed in the Blood of Jesus. You must also read the KJV 1611. Read every word. Believe every word. This is the ONLY path to Salvation.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus

[canadianidiott]

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I'm sorry to say I don't own a bible, sir. Better go buy one...... Hopefully I'll be up there someday, instead of burning in the horrible flames of hell. Anywho, is there any other alternatives to getting to heaven?

[Mr. Johnson]

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Well of course Madonna has done some unruly things in her life, bu Celia Cruz was a gracious woman, and a devout Christian, while Gloria Estefan....well there's not much to say about her. Anywho, thank you for inviting me into this loving community. I guess while I'm here, I might as well be redeemed in the process.. I'll be happy to praise the Lord Holy Ruling God in this loving community. I'm sure we will get along just fine

Until you get your music tastes in line with what God wants you to listen to I sure as hades won't be your buddy pal.

You need to get off your evil music rut and tell us what you hate about God that makes want to be a papist pig. While you are at it you had best get on your knees for the Lord and not your priest.

Oh, and nobody invited you here. You are here because you signed up. If you pay attention and learn from the wisdom of the Brothers and Sisters here you just might get yourself saved and a place in Heaven. GLORY!

A good start would be to throw away every book in your home except a King James Bible. It is the only one you need.

[canadianidiott]

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Sweden is a den of socialist iniquity. The female members of ABBA dress in clothing designed to inspire lust. The male members of ABBA are obvious homers. Enya sings Celtic music. Celts are Pagans and doomed to Hell. I would suggest starting with a hymnal. My favorite is "Onward Christian Soldiers".

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

And also, I believe ABBA was a band made up of two couples. That would surely exclude the men as homo-sexuals. I doubt the men were married to the women to hide their homo-sexuality, which would be quite awkward. I've seen in interviews they are quite friendly. The members of ABBA to say, not meaning homo sexuals. I also believe ABBA's songs invoke feelings of Happiness and joy, nothing bad.

[Brother Lazarus]

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I'm sorry to say I don't own a bible, sir. Better go buy one...... Hopefully I'll be up there someday, instead of burning in the horrible flames of hell. Anywho, is there any other alternatives to getting to heaven?

There are no other alternatives. You are on the path to HELL. The ministry of Landover Baptist Church, the Blood of Jesus, and the belief in it's entirety in the KJV 1611 is the only path to salvation. You are posessed by Satan. Repent while you still can.

Yours in Christ

Brother Lazarus