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  • deathmetal666
    Unsaved trash, Admitted Papist dog
    • Apr 2009
    • 4

    #1

    Warning!! Anti-Christian bigotry thread:

    You people are the most disgusting bunch of fucks ever. You are all going to hell you fucking crazy assholes. You don't follow the teachings of Christ you just don't want to suffer when you die. Christ is about understanding and love you all are about hate and intolerance. So I want to know why the fuck are you all about hating anything or anyone that's not like you?! I'm gonna leave you with a very special message: GO FORTH AND DIE!
    “And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: I got something to say..

    Jesus doesn't appreciate you listening to Death Metal. I understand why you have come here, friend, and if you want to donate your evil Death Metal records for Landover's annual record burning/ cookout picnic, the donation will be appreciated and show your true dedication to your Lord.
    Christ is about understanding and love you all are about hate and intolerance.
    No, friend, we're here to love, but it seems that you are the intolerant imbecile who is full of hate.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: I got something to say..

      Originally posted by deathmetal666 View Post
      You people are the most disgusting bunch of piffles ever. You are all going to hell you piffleing crazy assholes. You don't follow the teachings of Christ you just don't want to suffer when you die. Christ is about understanding and love you all are about hate and intolerance. So I want to know why the piffle are you all about hating anything or anyone that's not like you?! I'm gonna leave you with a very special message: GO FORTH AND DIE!
      You do understand the irony of your statement?

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      • deathmetal666
        Unsaved trash, Admitted Papist dog
        • Apr 2009
        • 4

        #4
        Re: I got something to say..

        Oh you are a dumbass. On the bottom of the registration page it clearly states that you would rather "utterly destroy" non believers.
        “And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: I got something to say..

          Which specific teachings of Christ do we not follow? Cite book, chapter, and verse.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • deathmetal666
            Unsaved trash, Admitted Papist dog
            • Apr 2009
            • 4

            #6
            Re: I got something to say..

            The name deathmetal666 was just to piss you off. I am actually Catholic. I follow Jesus not pretend to know him personally.
            “And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: I got something to say..

              Originally posted by deathmetal666 View Post
              The name deathmetal666 was just to piss you off. I am actually Catholic.
              Which do you think is worse?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                Senior Pastor
                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                Always Biblically correct
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 10639

                #8
                Re: I got something to say..

                Originally posted by deathmetal666 View Post
                The name deathmetal666 was just to piss you off.
                Then you admit to being a troll. Friend, don't you have anything better to do than to engage in trolling?

                I am actually Catholic. I follow Jesus not pretend to know him personally.
                It is a good think that you do not pretend to know God, since you plainly do not know Him:

                1 John 4:6: We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we the spirit of truth, and the spirit of error.

                Also, do you plan to answer the question that I asked you before?
                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                • Max Bayes
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 302

                  #9
                  Re: I got something to say..

                  I doubt Jesus is going to look favourably on your deceptive name. He's not very keen on liars, you know.
                  BEHOLD!!!
                  THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                  May Jesus guide this Bus off a cliff and STRAIGHT TO HELL!

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                  • deathmetal666
                    Unsaved trash, Admitted Papist dog
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 4

                    #10
                    Re: I got something to say..

                    'the fuck is that supposed to mean?
                    “And the slain of the Lord shall be at that day from one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth: they shall not be lamented, neither gathered, nor buried, they shall be dung upon the ground.” Jeremiah 25:33

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309

                      #11
                      Re: I got something to say..

                      Originally posted by deathmetal666 View Post
                      'the piffle is that supposed to mean?
                      A ring-kissing, bead-counting, Mary-worshipping little boy comes into OUR True Christian forum™ disguised as satanic metalhead and tells us that we are going to Hell?



                      Is this an April Fool's Day joke, because I'm sure laughing!!!
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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #12
                        Re: I got something to say..

                        Originally posted by deathmetal666 View Post
                        'the piffle is that supposed to mean?
                        It means we see right threw your hatred friend. We know it is blind selfishness that drives you to listen to Satan and attack the righteous lifestyle we good Christians follow.

                        Do not worry friend. We love you as Jesus instructs us and will not give up on you.
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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22898

                          #13
                          Re: I got something to say..

                          Originally posted by deathmetal666 View Post
                          You people are the most disgusting bunch of piffles ever. You are all going to hell you piffleing crazy assholes.
                          Only God knows that - are you Him? I think not.
                          You don't follow the teachings of Christ
                          On the contrary, we follow each of His Words
                          you just don't want to suffer when you die.
                          Do you mean suffer whilst we die or suffer after we die? Whereas the former is to be borne with Christian fortitude, the latter is unlikely for a True Christian(tm)
                          Christ is about understanding and love
                          I do not think you will find any support for this in the Bible.
                          you all are about hate and intolerance.
                          I will now leave you with your won quote
                          GO FORTH AND DIE!
                          Very Christian...
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Ahlen Atheati
                            Unsaved trash, God-mocking scum
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 31

                            #14
                            Re: I got something to say..

                            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                            Which specific teachings of Christ do we not follow? Cite book, chapter, and verse.
                            Exodus 20:13.

                            If not that one..

                            Exodus 32:27.
                            Has seen the light of God. Is now reading the Bible to repent his old wicked ways.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22898

                              #15
                              Re: I got something to say..

                              Originally posted by Ahlen Atheati View Post
                              Exodus 20:13.
                              I do not believe that you can prove that any True Christian(tm) has broken that commandment

                              If not that one..

                              Exodus 32:27.
                              It does not count as killing if the Lord orders it as it is obviously all part of His Plan - ALL Commands from God are to be obeyed without question. (The usual punishment for failure in this regard is Death)

                              As a point that will probably be too intellectual for you, I will mention that "Kill" meant "unlawful killing." If it didn't, then the lawful punishment of stoning to death would, itself be against God's Word - and that would be ridiculous.
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                              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                              Author of such illuminating essays as,
                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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