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Retards introduction
LMAO this is the funniest thing ive ever read on the internet , you guys are really really lame . we are in 2009 , wake the the $$#*I( up . You people are messed up by religion . retards!
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You're not the first person to suggest that. Why would you laugh at Jesus, friend? He died on the cross (temporarily) for your sins. Don't you think you owe him at least some gratitude?Originally posted by retards View Post -
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Thanks for waltzing into God's favorite forum and spewing your inane hatred in your first post. I suppose you're going to drool all over the place now...
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I see friend, so trying to live a virtuous life is lame in your book? It is dumb to be a decent person?Originally posted by I am retards View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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You seem remarkably intolerant - I suspect you are an atheist who has no care for the spiritual welfare of his fellow man - I can hear your cry, "me, me, me" all the way home.Originally posted by I am retards View Postsigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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He seems to be one of your higher functioning window lickers. I can nearly understand his hate-filled post.Originally posted by I am retards View Post
I bet this one can make potty all by his self, can't you? Who's a good boy? That's right, you're a good boy!
See you in Hell Retards!sigpic
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You need to wake up to the power and glory of the LORD, friend! Every day that passes is a day closer we come to the return of Jesus Christ. Won't you cast away your vanity and open your heart to the one true Savior?A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.Comment
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You give all retards a bad name, which is especially shameful since Conservatives started liking retards on March 20th, 2009 when Obama made his Special Olympics joke on the Jay Leno show.Comment
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