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  • Brother Truth
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    • May 2009
    • 26

    #1

    Hello

    Hello. My name is John. I'm not married. I'm not homosexual, I live in America, I vote democrat, I've read the KJV Bible cover to cover, and I might as well be Atheist(I'm actually Agnostic).

    Just figured I would come introduce myself. If anyone has any questions for me I would be happy to answer.

    I hope you guys welcome me here!
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22925

    #2
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Brother Truth View Post
    [...]I might as well be Atheist(I'm actually Agnostic).
    When did you first realize that you had chosen the lifestyle of a moral degenerate and decided to spit in Baby Jesus’ Perfect Face by denying Him and His “once in a lifetime” offer of Salvation™?

    I take it that, as head of the family, you are insisting that your wife and off-spring adopt your ways and are to accompany you to the Gates of Hell and beyond?
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    • Brother Truth
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      • May 2009
      • 26

      #3
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      When did you first realize that you had chosen the lifestyle of a moral degenerate and decided to spit in Baby Jesus’ Perfect Face by denying Him and His “once in a lifetime” offer of Salvation™?
      I first realized that I was Agnostic about two years ago.

      I take it that, as head of the family, you are insisting that your wife and off-spring adopt your ways and are to accompany you to the Gates of Hell and beyond?
      As I said before I'm not married, but when I do get married I do not insist that my wife, or off-spring, adopt my beliefs in any way.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello

        How old are you John? And if you really have studied the KJV Bible from cover to cover, why have you willfully thrown your lot in with satan? I mean you know how the story comes out, right?

        Why do you hate God so?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Brother Truth
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          • May 2009
          • 26

          #5
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          How old are you John?
          I'm 16.

          And if you really have studied the KJV Bible from cover to cover, why have you willfully thrown your lot in with satan?
          To me, science seems to be a more believable story. It's that simple. However, I do have an open mind. Which is why I'm here.

          I mean you know how the story comes out, right?
          Yes, sir, I do.

          Why do you hate God so?
          I don't hate anyone. If there is any religious figure in which I feel I should hate It's Satan.

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          • Talitha
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            • Aug 2026
            • 15118

            #6
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Brother Truth View Post

            To me, science seems to be a more believable story. It's that simple. However, I do have an open mind. Which is why I'm here.
            You have to be open minded to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, but not so open minded that your Brains fall out.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Brother Truth
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              • May 2009
              • 26

              #7
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Talitha View Post
              You have to be open minded to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, but not so open minded that your Brains fall out.
              I understand, Talitha.

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
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                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #8
                Re: Hello

                Why do you think science has the better story, Brother Liar? Don't you realize that the Bible is one of the most scientifically accurate books ever written? http://creationwiki.org/index.php/Bi..._foreknowledge

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                • Brother Truth
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                  • May 2009
                  • 26

                  #9
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                  Why do you think science has the better story, Brother Liar? Don't you realize that the Bible is one of the most scientifically accurate books ever written? http://creationwiki.org/index.php/Bi..._foreknowledge
                  It was scientifically accurate for its time. Not for modern day.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
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                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Brother Truth View Post
                    It was scientifically accurate for its time. Not for modern day.
                    And what does that have to do with it? Do you think human origins changed in the last 2000 years friend?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                    • Brother Truth
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                      • May 2009
                      • 26

                      #11
                      Re: Hello

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      And what does that have to do with it? Do you think human origins changed in the last 2000 years friend?
                      No, I don't believe that the origin of humans has changed at all. I still believe that evolution is the root of mans being. However, just as Agnosticism states, I still believe that there is a God or Deity out there. I just believe that its story is unknown or maybe even unknowable.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #12
                        Re: Hello

                        I thought agnosticism states that it is unknowable whether God exists, not what the nature of God is. Are you perhaps confusing it with Deism?

                        Anyway, it makes no difference because all of these terms are codewords for atheism, which is a codeword for God-hating liberal scum.

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                        • Brother Truth
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                          • May 2009
                          • 26

                          #13
                          Re: Hello

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          I thought agnosticism states that it is unknowable whether God exists, not what the nature of God is. Are you perhaps confusing it with Deism?
                          Yes, you are correct. Agnosticism can also mean that. It has multiple meanings. I just happen to be one of those that believes there is a God/Deity but believes that its purpose/story/nature is unknown or unknowable.

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #14
                            Re: Hello

                            For one called Brother Truth, you sure like to lie.

                            However, just as Agnosticism states, I still believe that there is a God or Deity out there. I just believe that its story is unknown or maybe even unknowable.
                            You claim that's what agnosticism means.


                            a person who holds that the existence of the ultimate cause, as God, and the essential nature of things are unknown and unknowable, or that human knowledge is limited to experience.

                            Just admit you are God-hating liberal scum.

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                            • Brother Truth
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                              • May 2009
                              • 26

                              #15
                              Re: Hello

                              Whatever you want to call it. I've stated my beliefs. I'm Agnostic.



                              Going by the above link I would classify as a sort of mix between a Weak Agnostic and Strong Agnostic.

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