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  • juddemon
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2009
    • 30
    #106
    Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Just admit that you know nothing at all about the religion you profess. "Neighbour" in terms of loving people, is restricted to other Christians
    AHA! You might say that but if you look at the first page, you all claim to follow the very most LITERAL meanings and strictly follow the exact words, with no room for interpretation.

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      • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
        Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
        Forum Member
        • May 2009
        • 666
        #107
        Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

        Originally posted by juddemon View Post
        AHA! You might say that but if you look at the first page, you all claim to follow the very most LITERAL meanings and strictly follow the exact words, with no room for interpretation.
        Weren't you banned? I could've sworn I saw your name crossed out yesterday.
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        SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

        Hosea 9:7
        The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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          • juddemon
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2009
            • 30
            #108
            Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

            Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
            Weren't you banned? I could've sworn I saw your name crossed out yesterday.
            why thanks for your concern, but it was more like a suspension.

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              • John Bois Ward
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2009
                • 350
                #109
                Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                Originally posted by juddemon View Post
                AHA! You might say that but if you look at the first page, you all claim to follow the very most LITERAL meanings and strictly follow the exact words, with no room for interpretation.
                We also claim to read and follow the whole Bible. What you are doing is picking and choosing passages from The Bible as if that is all it takes to comprehend God's Word. To fully comprehend, you must read the Bible in its entirety. For example, in Matthew 22:39 Jesus states, "And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself." While in John 15:6, Jesus says, "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned." If our neighbor does not accept Jesus and therefore is destined to Hell, are we commanded to love him as ourselves? Well, the answer can be found in Romans 16:17, " Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them."

                Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 666
                    #110
                    Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                    Originally posted by juddemon View Post
                    why thanks for your concern, but it was more like a suspension.
                    Yea, but now it's more like a FULL BAN!
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                    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                    Hosea 9:7
                    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                      • JohnTheBaptist
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 4
                        #111
                        Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                        Good Post
                        Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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                          • Nurse Clampett
                            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                            Forum Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 974
                            #112
                            Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                            Originally posted by JohnTheBaptist View Post
                            Good Post
                            To whom are you referring?
                            Luke 5:31
                            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551
                                #113
                                Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                                Originally posted by JohnTheBaptist View Post
                                Good Post
                                And where is your introduction thread?
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                    Christ's Rottweiler
                                     
                                    • Jan 2008
                                    • 22826
                                    #114
                                    Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                                    Thank you for demonstrating the class and intellect of the average hate-filled atheist for all to see.
                                    SkeletonKnight makes the mistake of not realizing that, were it not for God, there would be no animals.
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                                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                      • James Hutchins
                                        True Christian™
                                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                         
                                        • Jun 2009
                                        • 29433
                                        #115
                                        Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                                        And no animals would mean no beef jerky.
                                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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