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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #31
    Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

    Originally posted by judd982 View Post
    oh you're a quick one. I have in fact insulted you, but that is because your beliefs are pretty much incorrect to what the law says. You cannot BEAT women. I don't even know what else you people think, but I am sure that I would be appalled. Like I said before, I am not the topic of conversation. I want to know how you can justify being such grotesque excuses for humans with what you think. I support in believing whatever you want, but i see people like you at KKK rallies. why do you think it's okay to...say, have mass protests against people making CHOICES with their own lives? Such as your little Anit-Choice protests
    If you had a friend who was doing something wrong like killing people and eating their bodies or voting Democratic, wouldn't you move to stop that? Murder isn't a choice.

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • juddemon
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2009
      • 30

      #32
      Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

      I say "anti-choice" because that's what it is. Today people say "pro-choice" or "pro-life" Think of the opposite. we aren't "Anti-life". You can abort a baby if you want, but don't have to. It is a CHOICE. You are "anti-choice". I also don't see what's wrong with voting Democratic. I believe in voting for the person that will think for the best of the country. I also notice that Bobby-Joe over there supports Palin...That in itself shows that he is extremely dumb. She has never given a coherent, feasible answer. And apparently I lose the argument because I spelled "legitimate" incorrectly. Yeah I don't think that really says anything compared to everything that you have ever said, Portaway. If any of you stop to logically, and fairly think about things, you will realize how dumb you all sound. But you aren't open enough to think for ten seconds are you? You're going to take offense, whine something about me not being a believer, and stubbornly say what you think is right. And since I said that, you are going to call me a hypocrite right? No. I think people can believe in whatever religion you want and I will respect that, but you people taunt and assault people that have a hell-spawn inside them because they have been RAPED and didn't have a choice...and the such.

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      • DarkBileRising
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2009
        • 3

        #33
        Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

        Okay, I just have a few questions. I am not here to try to refute your religion, because it wouldnt work. I am just curious because, even though I am not a Christian, nor have I read the bible, what I have read here conflicts with all the basic Christian beliefs that I know.

        Isnt Christianity supposed to be about about service and humility, the forgiveness of sin, faith, turning the other cheek, and love for ones enemies as well as friends? Those are the basic teachings of Jesus. I see nothing of the sort on this site. Really all I see is hate. From the smilies that judd mentioned to even the titles of some of the sections of the forum. "False Religions and Other Cults"? Really, you should expect this kind of criticism yourselves if you have stuff like this.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22825

          #34
          Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

          Originally posted by Darkrising View Post
          [...]Isnt Christianity supposed to be about about service and humility, the forgiveness of sin, faith, turning the other cheek, and love for ones enemies as well as friends?
          No, it is about saving souls from Damnation - once people believe and are saved™ then we can get on to the next bit.
          Those are the basic teachings of Jesus.
          about which you know less than my dog.
          I see nothing of the sort on this site.
          That is becasue you are looking for the wrong things; dig deep - it is all there.
          Really all I see is hate.
          Can't you read? I've just given you some advice - take it!
          From the smilies that judd mentioned to even the titles of some of the sections of the forum. "False Religions and Other Cults"? Really, you should expect this kind of criticism yourselves if you have stuff like this.
          read my signature.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • juddemon
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2009
            • 30

            #35
            Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

            Originally posted by Darkrising View Post
            Okay, I just have a few questions. I am not here to try to refute your religion, because it wouldnt work. I am just curious because, even though I am not a Christian, nor have I read the bible, what I have read here conflicts with all the basic Christian beliefs that I know.

            Isnt Christianity supposed to be about about service and humility, the forgiveness of sin, faith, turning the other cheek, and love for ones enemies as well as friends? Those are the basic teachings of Jesus. I see nothing of the sort on this site. Really all I see is hate. From the smilies that judd mentioned to even the titles of some of the sections of the forum. "False Religions and Other Cults"? Really, you should expect this kind of criticism yourselves if you have stuff like this.
            Thank you. That is a much simpler more to the point way of asking my questions that even these semi-retarded inbreds might understand.

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            • juddemon
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2009
              • 30

              #36
              Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              No, it is about saving souls from Damnation - once people believe and are saved™ then we can get on to the next bit. about which you know less than my dog. That is becasue you are looking for the wrong things; dig deep - it is all there. Can't you read? I've just given you some advice - take it! read my signature.
              If you people here are all about "saving lost souls" or whatever, why did you talk to him in such a way? He seems to just be a curious man looking for salvation. While I am obviously a lost cause, why would you treat someone with potential with such malcontent? Seems very hypocritical to me. I think you owe him an apology.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22825

                #37
                Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                Originally posted by judd982 View Post
                If you people here are all about "saving lost souls" or whatever, why did you talk to him in such a way? He seems to just be a curious man looking for salvation. While I am obviously a lost cause, why would you treat someone with potential with such malcontent? Seems very hypocritical to me. I think you owe him an apology.
                You say you are a lost cause and you are telling me how to do God's Work? See the irony?
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • DarkBileRising
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 3

                  #38
                  Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                  So Jesus only taught about salvation and not about charity, caring and understanding?

                  The deeper I dig, the more gruesome things get.

                  Someone once said that if Jesus lived today he'd be a liberal freak. It is very true.

                  I see no irony except that two atheists are better at teaching the fundamentals of Christianity than a whole forum full of morons.

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                  • DarkBileRising
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 3

                    #39
                    Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                    Good enough, you answered my questions pretty much exactly as I expected. Deleting my account with pleasure now.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #40
                      Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                      Originally posted by DarkBileRising View Post
                      So Jesus only taught about salvation and not about charity, caring and understanding?

                      The deeper I dig, the more gruesome things get.

                      Someone once said that if Jesus lived today he'd be a liberal freak. It is very true.
                      Hogwash. Jesus will never hang around with a bunch of unwashed, long haired hippies. The people who say He is a liberal never read The Bible.

                      Originally posted by DarkBileRising View Post
                      I see no irony except that two atheists are better at teaching the fundamentals of Christianity than a whole forum full of mormons.
                      Then maybe you should go off an worship your' magical fish then. Frankly as a Christian I can not stand closed minded people.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551

                        #41
                        Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                        Originally posted by DarkBileRising View Post
                        Good enough, you answered my questions pretty much exactly as I expected. Deleting my account with pleasure now.
                        Your account will remain intact as an example for future God-mockers to witness the fruits of satan.

                        Enjoy hell, pervert.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • In Fear and Faith
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 10

                          #42
                          Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                          Apparently it's quite obvious that this is the most hypocritical Christian forum I have ever seen. To be told by your God to "love thy neighbor" while decreeing "unsaved unwelcome" at the top of this website seems quite ridiculous. How can you "spread the word" as you say you live to do if you're condemning those who think differently? It's pretty ironic that Bobby- Joe states, "Frankly as a Christian I can not stand closed minded people." when he's being close minded about a very valid point that Juddemon raised. It's illegal to beat a woman, and I can't believe that you people can live with yourselves by believing that it's okay to harm anyone because God says so, especially when this woman is pregnant. I'm one of the only supporters of what Juddemon has to say, and one of two or three women who have commented on this thread. I'm a woman, and contrary to your popular belief, I have a soul and a brain. I'm amazed that this group of Christians can be so ridiculously caustic. I've re-read this thread and I'm disgusted with every hateful reply made.

                          For instance:

                          - the first comment made by your pastor, saying, “What do you want, God-mocker?”

                          Followed by:
                          - “You want me to go watch some liberal-wussy-movies on how to treat women like you fag-atheists do?” – Evangelion

                          -“Enjoy hell, atheist.”- Evangelion

                          -“Enjoy your next few years before God smites you and sends you on your way to hell, atheist hippie fag. You don't even love America.” – Evangelion

                          -“Burn in hell, illiterate emo queer.”- Evangelion

                          I couldn't even write all of Captain A. Portway's immature rant, either. I'd just like to know how you can: a.) explain yourselves for bashing this guy who raises a very good point about wife- beating, how it is illegal and immoral, b.) why you refuse to answer his questions, and only respond to what he says in insults and c.) how through all of these insults you find righteousness in going against what your own Bible says.

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78551

                            #43
                            Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                            As has been pointed out innumerable times on this forum, "Love thy neighbor" does not mean "love every wad of unsaved scum you encounter." God commands us to hate (Psalm 139:19-21), so it's clear that He doesn't mean what you say He means.

                            My neighbors are True Christians(tm). I love them as God commands. I do not love queers (God tells us they are "an abomination") or witches (God says to kill them), to name but a few.

                            You would be well advised to read the Holy Bible from cover to cover before presuming to waltz uninvited into a Christian forum and lecturing us on what it might say. I had the KJV Bible committed to memory at the age of 5.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #44
                              Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                              Originally posted by In_Need_Of_EnSlaving View Post
                              Have you ever had a guest who ever made themselves a little TOO comfortable in your home? I'm one of them.
                              And now I see you're making yourself comfortable in quarantine.
                              Originally posted by juddemon View Post
                              I say "anti-choice" because that's what it is. Today people say "pro-choice" or "pro-life" Think of the opposite. we aren't "Anti-life". You can abort a baby if you want, but don't have to. It is a CHOICE.
                              Well, since killing a pre-born baby is a choice, how about killing one after it's born?

                              What if you have an ugly child? Should you be able to just bash its head against the pavement until it splits open, then toss it in the garbage?

                              After all, according to you it's a "choice" to murder infants.

                              If it's not OK to murder a baby after it's born, then how long before it's born is it OK?

                              Is it OK a week before the due date?

                              Two weeks?

                              How about three months before the due date? The baby can survive with an incubator at that point. Earlier, even. It has a formed nervous system and feels pain.

                              So, is it OK to rip it to pieces in the womb and suck it out with a vaccuum cleaner three months before the due date?

                              Check this out, Spudd: http://www.armyofgod.com/
                              Originally posted by DarkBileRising View Post
                              Good enough, you answered my questions pretty much exactly as I expected. Deleting my account with pleasure now.
                              How's that account-deleting working out for ya?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • In Fear and Faith
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 10

                                #45
                                Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                                So neither of those posts answered the questions I asked. I'm just trying to understand why behavior like this is condoned. And I guess that's really awesome that you memorized an entire Bible, but if you only use it to point out how God tells you to hate and kill and love only a few, then that's just a waste of an argument.

                                And to you, Rev. M. Rodimer, that's the most immature point to make about bashing a baby's head against the ground because it's ugly. A 19 year old and a 17 year old have more sane arguments for abortion that you couldn't even wrap your close- minded head around.

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