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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #91
    Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

    Originally posted by ZuluWarrior View Post
    I do believe that King James and his relegious cronies translated and included in thier version exactly what they wanted to include and not one sentence more. There were many more books, letters and scrolls that they did not include because they did not fit in and give the control of the people that was desired. The church was all about control.
    King James REJECTED the Roman Catholic Church's control, fool. He translated the Bible into English AGAINST the Pope's wishes, and kicked Catholicism OUT of England!

    How DO you atheists get so ignorant, anyway?
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • who_r_u
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2009
      • 47

      #92
      Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
      King James REJECTED the Roman Catholic Church's control, fool. He translated the Bible into English AGAINST the Pope's wishes, and kicked Catholicism OUT of England!

      How DO you atheists get so ignorant, anyway?
      how do you christians get so condescending and pious. you are no better than any other human walking the face of this earth. have some respect.

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      • John Bois Ward
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2009
        • 350

        #93
        Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

        Originally posted by juddemon View Post
        No. A translator transCRIBED it into...various languages actually. English being one of the last. in fact, that is probably traceable to this day. Language is a human-invented device. Started when apes evolved more intricate vocal chords able to excrete many different frequencies. Soon, we (humans in general) were able to assign certain actions and feelings to certain sounds. When more thoughts came up, more intricate sounds and sequences were thought of, giving us base languages, like Latin and Greek.
        Wrong again. According to your science, the FOXP2 gene plays a necessary role in language development and was not a result of us assigning feelings to monkey grunts.
        douchebag.
        A typical atheistic reply. When faced with information they cannot understand, they are reduced to ad hominem attacks.
        Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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        • juddemon
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jun 2009
          • 30

          #94
          Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

          how would you even know about that? You don't believe in evolution, do you? Also, I didn't say monkey grunts. This was well after we evolved past monkeys, and passed the Neanderthal age when this happened. Typical Christian reply. When proven wrong, resort to avoiding real topics and focusing on the minor details having nothing to actually do with the issue at hand. PLUS as an added bonus, I saw you sucking on your mom's labia last night. How is she anyway? inbred.

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          • Nurse Clampett
            Jesus's Favorite Nurse
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 974

            #95
            Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

            Originally posted by juddemon View Post
            how would you even know about that? You don't believe in evolution, do you? Also, I didn't say monkey grunts. This was well after we evolved past monkeys, and passed the Neanderthal age when this happened. Typical Christian reply. When proven wrong, resort to avoiding real topics and focusing on the minor details having nothing to actually do with the issue at hand. PLUS as an added bonus, I saw you sucking on your mom's labia last night. How is she anyway? inbred.
            Now that reply was waaaay above neanderthal. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
            Luke 5:31
            And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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            • John Bois Ward
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2009
              • 350

              #96
              Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

              Originally posted by juddemon View Post
              how would you even know about that? You don't believe in evolution, do you?
              At no point did I say I believed in evolution. Perhaps you should go back and reread my post. This time try to comprehend what is typed.
              Also, I didn't say monkey grunts. This was well after we evolved past monkeys, and passed the Neanderthal age when this happened.
              Please reread your own post (by the way, according to your science, Neanderthals shared the same FOXP2 gene):
              Originally posted by juddemon View Post
              Started when apes evolved more intricate vocal chords able to excrete many different frequencies. Soon, we (humans in general) were able to assign certain actions and feelings to certain sounds.
              Typical Christian reply. When proven wrong, resort to avoiding real topics and focusing on the minor details having nothing to actually do with the issue at hand.
              Care to clarify what the real topic of your post was? What I read was a post made by an atheist ignorant of his own belief system.
              PLUS as an added bonus, I saw you sucking on your mom's labia last night. How is she anyway? inbred.
              An immature atheist at that.
              Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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              • In Fear and Faith
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2009
                • 10

                #97
                Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                Still no scripture to back you up loser?
                James 2:8 If ye fulfil the royal law according to the scripture, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself, ye do well

                James 2:13 For he shall have judgment without mercy, that hath shewed no mercy; and mercy rejoiceth against judgment.



                There you go.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22827

                  #98
                  Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  PROVE we are not true Christians you false Christian. I have the Bible. What do you have, your opinion?
                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Put up or shut up.
                  Originally posted by In Fear and Faith View Post
                  James 2:8 If ye fulfil the royal law according to the scripture, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself, ye do well
                  And a neighbor is?... A True Christian - Luke 19:27

                  James 2:13 For he shall have judgment without mercy, that hath shewed no mercy; and mercy rejoiceth against judgment.

                  There you go.
                  I am at a loss here as to how this is relevant - the mercy we offer is God's Mercy. How many time have we told you to repent and seek Jesus? We would much prefer that you loved God and then God could love you.

                  It appears that you have no scripture to support your cause. What do you say?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • In Fear and Faith
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 10

                    #99
                    Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    And a neighbor is?... A True Christian - Luke 19:27

                    I am at a loss here as to how this is relevant - the mercy we offer is God's Mercy. How many time have we told you to repent and seek Jesus? We would much prefer that you loved God and then God could love you.


                    Nowhere in chapter 19 does it say "True Christian". The specific line you picked says: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring here, and slay them before me. My quote is relevant because it talks about not only loving your neighbor (fellow human being), but to respect them. It's relevant because there has been no respect at all in this forum. Some posters in this forum have been called "fags" and been told go "go to Hell and burn". Is that your way of telling us to "repent and seek Jesus"?


                    And how would that even display "God's mercy"?

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #100
                      Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                      Originally posted by In Fear and Faith View Post
                      Nowhere in chapter 19 does it say "True Christian". The specific line you picked says: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring here, and slay them before me. My quote is relevant because it talks about not only loving your neighbor (fellow human being), but to respect them. It's relevant because there has been no respect at all in this forum. Some posters in this forum have been called "fags" and been told go "go to Hell and burn". Is that your way of telling us to "repent and seek Jesus"?


                      And how would that even display "God's mercy"?
                      You mean the same mercy God showed the everyone but Noah and his family? The Canaanites? The citizens of Sodom? The first born of Egypt? Anyone who rejects Jesus as their savior?

                      The fact that you do not intuitively understand God's Mercy shows you are not a good and true Christian.

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                      • In Fear and Faith
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 10

                        #101
                        Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                        Oh I'll be the first to admit that I'm not a Christian.

                        And good job removing my comment about how this website is a parody.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22827

                          #102
                          Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                          Originally posted by In Fear and Faith View Post
                          Nowhere in chapter 19 does it say "True Christian".
                          Just admit that you know nothing at all about the religion you profess. "Neighbour" in terms of loving people, is restricted to other Christians - Landover believe, and it is true - that the only real Christians are True Christians(tm)
                          The specific line you picked says: But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring here, and slay them before me.
                          and I chose that to show you that even if our fellow man lives next door to us, yet does not accept Christ, he is to be killed. OK? Got the idea? This shows that "Neighbour" cannot possibly mean "fellow man."
                          My quote is relevant because it talks about not only loving your neighbor (fellow human being), but to respect them.
                          I'm sure we will respect them as we stab them with swords. Happy?
                          It's relevant because there has been no respect at all in this forum.
                          Please read what is written and what is in the Bible - do we respect worshipers of idols? NO! God wants them dead!

                          You are a fluffy-bunny person who hangs his liberal ideas on the hanger of Christianity. You have created a God who agrees with you, This is not the image of God.
                          Some posters in this forum have been called "fags" and been told go "go to Hell and burn". Is that your way of telling us to "repent and seek Jesus"?
                          Queers and the like are abominations unto the Lord and are to be killed - the Bible says this and Chrisitans accept the Word of God as Truth.

                          I'm unsure where you have found "Go to Hell" but this usually follows a rejection of Christ and reflects what will happen.



                          And how would that even display "God's mercy"?
                          God's mercy occurs only after repentance. You are confusing "humans being nice" with "God being merciful" - They are not the same.

                          I suggest you repent now.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • In Fear and Faith
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 10

                            #103
                            Re: Another Troll Here to Judge God

                            Originally posted by In Fear and Faith View Post

                            And good job removing my comment about how this website is a divine revelation.

                            Yes, they are quite modest here at Landover.

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                            • aTotalitarianathiest
                              Unsaved trash, Radical Hatemonger
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29

                              #104
                              Re: Another Trool Here to Judge God

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              I'm sorry, I almost fell asleep trying to read all that so I had to quit trying. Yawn. But this jumped out.

                              Do you really base your world view on real stories?!?! Friend, you need a healthy dose of the Bible to bring you back to reality!
                              I'm sorry, I almost fell asleep trying to read all that bible trash so I had to quit trying. yawn. But this jumped out. Friend, you need a healthy dose of reality to bring you back to, well, too reality!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551

                                #105
                                Re: Another Trool Here to Judge God

                                Originally posted by aTotalitarianathiest View Post
                                I'm sorry, I almost fell asleep trying to read all that bible trash so I had to quit trying. yawn. But this jumped out. Friend, you need a healthy dose of reality to bring you back to, well, too reality!
                                Keep spewing your hatred, athsist scum. We are Blessed by your persecution.

                                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                                You prove us right with each post you make.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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