Hello to the New United States of Forever!

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Thank you President Trump for annexing us. I love how you've declared us a 51st state before it even happened, like a paradox of sound traveling faster than light. My name's Quincy, I want to invite you Mr. Trump to my summer home Frottage Cottage, I am a very wealthy heirass, I work for Amazon in my spare time and volunteer youth music conductor at my Church, Foundation for New Virginia Episcopal Chapel by Sous-Saint-Marie.

My favourite verse is Daniel 3:5 - That at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king hath set up:

I actually play all these instruments. Sometimes I layer them in compositions, and teach them to my youth group, except these Medieval sounds do not pay homage to golden idols. They will play dirges of praise and I look forward to teaching my students a Welcome Triumph March to play for Mr. Trump when her visits my cottage and tries my delightful sackbut.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Welcome, Mrs. Q. Ponce, from our soon-to-be 51th State formerly known as Canada. I've not heard if President Trump will assign a new name or use the old one. He has said the former position you have called "Prime Minister" will now be called "Governor." I know you and all those in your former country will enjoy singing The Star Spangled Bannor.

We would enjoy hearing about your husband and children.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

I know you and all those in your former country will enjoy singing The Star Spangled Bannor.

I almost misread that as The Steve Spread-Eagled Bannon. But yes, everyone in Canada should be now forced to sing it. Rebels should be shipped off to the gulags built on American owned Greenland, or serve as willy washers for Real American Men, as their first act of American service.

[Elmer G. White]

Mr. Ponce,

You seem to be a decent man. I hope and pray that you've an equally decent spouse who has produced an adequate number of new soldiers for Christ. Regarding the eventual annexing of communist Canuckistan, we must be careful. Unfortunately the overwhelming majority of your compatriots are left-wing woke Wiccans,wicked atheists,overweight syrup-drenched incelists or rebels (as you stated). who would cause unpredcedented peril in the Godly Trumpistan. Perhaps you could hasten the process by evangelizing them 24/7 in order to bring those almost lost souls to Christ and Pastor Ezekiel, our supreme leader. We shall be helping you with our thoughts and prayers. As Greenland is also going to be occupied by Godly American forces, it is not necessarily the best idea to ship dissidents there, where they would conjure thier evil schemes against Mr. Trump and Jesus.

2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Mr. Ponce,

You seem to be a decent man. I hope and pray that you've an equally decent spouse who has produced an adequate number of new soldiers for Christ. Regarding the eventual annexing of communist Canuckistan, we must be careful. Unfortunately the overwhelming majority of your compatriots are left-wing woke Wiccans,wicked atheists,overweight syrup-drenched incelists or rebels (as you stated). who would cause unpredcedented peril in the Godly Trumpistan. Perhaps you could hasten the process by evangelizing them 24/7 in order to bring those almost lost souls to Christ and Pastor Ezekiel, our supreme leader. We shall be helping you with our thoughts and prayers. As Greenland is also going to be occupied by Godly American forces, it is not necessarily the best idea to ship dissidents there, where they would conjure thier evil schemes against Mr. Trump and Jesus.

2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Thank you for the kind welcome new friends! I'm excited about the future ahead. Something I really want to share is how happy I am knowing Mr. Trump will crack down on pedophilia. Together we're going to flip the tables on the child diddlers, witches, and deviant weirdos who've held this land by the balls for too long! What better way to accomplish this than to infliatrate every liberal's private data and see what they're really up to. What do they have to fear if they've done nothing wrong?

Folk singer Peter Yarrow recently was brought to Satan's eternal lair. Did you know Jimmy Carter pardoned him for pedophilia? No wonder Mr. Trump was disgusted to be lowering a flag at half mast for him! What better way to distract from the attention of a pedo enabler's funeral than to glorious invade all the socialist lands that obviously can't defend themselves and assume rightful American soveirnity?

I recently wrote this jingle for my Sunday school music class.

Oh evillll liberals, your time is coming nigh!
Come 20th of Jan, you'll answer to the orange guy,
With Vance behind our man, guided by Jesus' light
You perverted, Satan loving creeps will be crawlin' outta sight!

You can try and run, deny it if you dare,
We'll do what what's done to Palestine, and the world won't give a care!
You thought you could mock God, diddle kids, put men in skirts,
But Jesus says *beep* your feelings, cause we're coming where it hurts!

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

I welcome any suggestions to the song, please. I have thought of changing a word in a line, the reference to JD Vance. No offence, but I'm wonder if the days coming Vance will be retired, and can look back on his brief tenure while playing a banjo under the sycamores, as Trump anoints Elon Musk as his running mate. Of course, this matter of judgement is entrusted in Trump's wisdom.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

I heard a rumor that China is becoming the most Christian nation in the world. Is this true??? Are they Baptist? If so, we know how populous China is, they could become the godliness nation of all time. Only now would need to get India to reject the Hindu lie.

[Johny Joe Hold]

I heard a rumor that China is becoming the most Christian nation in the world. Is this true??? Are they Baptist? If so, we know how populous China is, they could become the godliness nation of all time. Only now would need to get India to reject the Hindu lie.

The liberal Southern Baptists have had at times 280 missionaries in China. This has not cash flowed for them, however. The Chinese do not pony up the cash they owe for having their souls saved. Landover Baptist does missionary work only when it produces positive cash flow.

[Basilissa]

my Church, Foundation for New Virginia Episcopal Chapel by Sous-Saint-Marie.

Isn't Sault Sainte Marie the biggest city you people have in that frozen tundra north of Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

What do you think should be done about the québécois? These people can't speak proper American, can we just nuke them in the process of incorporating Canada into the US?

Anyway. Welcome to our Godly Forum!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

The liberal Southern Baptists have had at times 280 missionaries in China. This has not cash flowed for them, however. The Chinese do not pony up the cash they owe for having their souls saved. Landover Baptist does missionary work only when it produces positive cash flow.

Of course the Baptists do not have success in China, as Chinese are currently too busy reviving their confusing confucian mess.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

What do you think should be done about the québécois? These people can't speak proper American, can we just nuke them in the process of incorporating Canada into the US?

I thought of that, but would be a shame to waste able-bodied slaves for Greater America. I was in Montreal last month and there was this real cutie who could sing French folk songs, would be great to stripe her of all rights and make into a foot massager.

[Q.Ponce Frottage]

Y'know, the French are all godless scum and hate God. Think about it though. All that hate powered towards the Almighty, builds up. Imagine rounding them up in cages, and force all that hateful energy into something useful; serving Christians as One Nation Under God. Wouldn't that be something, brings a tear to my eye.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Ponce, I haven't the foggiest idea what you are talking about. Have you even done an Introduction? Sons? Guns? Where He touched you?

[Isabella White]

Thank you President Trump for annexing us. I love how you've declared us a 51st state before it even happened, like a paradox of sound traveling faster than light. My name's Quincy, I want to invite you Mr. Trump to my summer home Frottage Cottage, I am a very wealthy heirass, I work for Amazon in my spare time and volunteer youth music conductor at my Church, Foundation for New Virginia Episcopal Chapel by Sous-Saint-Marie.

My favourite verse is Daniel 3:5 - That at what time ye hear the sound of the cornet, flute, harp, sackbut, psaltery, dulcimer, and all kinds of musick, ye fall down and worship the golden image that Nebuchadnezzar the king hath set up:

I actually play all these instruments. Sometimes I layer them in compositions, and teach them to my youth group, except these Medieval sounds do not pay homage to golden idols. They will play dirges of praise and I look forward to teaching my students a Welcome Triumph March to play for Mr. Trump when her visits my cottage and tries my delightful sackbut.

And, greetings to you, dear Miss Frottage! I must say: we are so thrilled that you have found your way through the tangled nature of the interwebs galaxy, to find . To you, I do extend a most hearty Doubtless, you were led here by the Holy Ghost!

If I am understanding your somewhat-scattered message correctly, it appears that you live in Canada. Is that correct? I have never heard of a country named Sous-Saint-Marie, but I am sure that it is delightful — wherever it is. My sister (Agatha) used to live in Canada for a few years. She worked at the American Consultate, in that -bound city of Toronto. Perhaps you know of the location of the Consulate? I do expect that much is going on there, at present, preparing for the amalgamation of Canada, as we prepare to welcome that peculiar nation to be part of the . Mind you, we shall have to clean up those LIE-beral cities and such before they are considered to be decent. We have no need to be infiltrated by raging homersexualists and lezbeans!

My goodness; you sound as though you are quite talented, being able to play so many instruments. Might I kindly ask as to how one plays a "sackbut". It sounds rather vulgar, if you do not mind my saying.

Do feel free to browse through our many forums, Dear. I am sure that you will find much here at to enrich your walk with the .

[Basilissa]

My sister (Agatha) used to live in Canada for a few years. She worked at the American Consultate, in that -bound city of Toronto. Perhaps you know of the location of the Consulate?

There are so few people living in the frozen wastelands of Canada that they all must know each other, so I'm sure our new friend knows Agatha personally!

Also, I forgot to ask, how does it feel living in a place where there's complete darkness for half a year? That question fascinated me since I saw Rick Mercer's documentary about Canada. Canadians truly are a strange nation!