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  • Lola Handcock
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 739

    #61
    Re: Hello,

    joos nickle why do you need to come here and get all disrespectful.We did not come to yer forum and do that to you now did we?

    The best thing you can do at this point is send all the proceeds from the collection basket from the last year to Pastor Ezekiel with a note that says you are sorry!

    The LBC has Gods work to do and it takes money,lots and lots of cash.In large bills unmarked of course!No change and nothing smaller than a five spot.50's and 100's are the preferred form of tithe.But a cashier's check will do also as long as there is no name on it.

    I hope I did not overstep my place Pastor Ezekiel.

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    • JustLeggin
      Unsaved trash, False Christian
      • Oct 2009
      • 34

      #62
      Re: Hello,

      Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
      joos nickle why do you need to come here and get all disrespectful.We did not come to yer forum and do that to you now did we?

      The best thing you can do at this point is send all the proceeds from the collection basket from the last year to Pastor Ezekiel with a note that says you are sorry!

      The LBC has Gods work to do and it takes money,lots and lots of cash.In large bills unmarked of course!No change and nothing smaller than a five spot.50's and 100's are the preferred form of tithe.But a cashier's check will do also as long as there is no name on it.

      I hope I did not overstep my place Pastor Ezekiel.
      Without proper evidence that Landover is indeed a real church(I.E. an inspection of the premesis, etc) We cannot give money of any amout to them.

      And also my name is Nigel. How many times must I say it?

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      • Osambo 08
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Sep 2008
        • 671

        #63
        Re: Hello,

        Originally posted by JustNiggel View Post
        Without proper evidence that Landover is indeed a real church(I.E. an inspection of the premesis, etc) We cannot give money of any amout to them.

        And also my name is Nigel. How many times must I say it?

        Lol, might as well tell them that you are a Catholic nigra-loving queer, bro.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22895

          #64
          Re: Hello,

          Son, it would cost you a few dollars to get from St. Louis, why not just give half the airfare and save us all time and effort?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Lola Handcock
            Forum Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 739

            #65
            Re: Hello,

            Originally posted by JustNiggel View Post
            Without proper evidence that Landover is indeed a real church(I.E. an inspection of the premesis, etc) We cannot give money of any amout to them.

            And also my name is Nigel. How many times must I say it?

            Well Mr Joos Nickel
            I am a thinking the only thing you want to inspect are the Christian Ladies at the LBC..........
            I bet you aunt even a real Pastor are ya.....How much was the paper from the Internet that says you are a Pastor 2 bucks 3 at the most

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            • JustLeggin
              Unsaved trash, False Christian
              • Oct 2009
              • 34

              #66
              Re: Hello,

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Son, it would cost you a few dollars to get from St. Louis, why not just give half the airfare and save us all time and effort?
              1. We will send Youth Pastor Clarence to inspect the church, he will also be required to have photos of himself in the church as proof,

              2. On a sad note, I have been forced to relieve my church organist Jonathon from his duties, He will be greatly missed, and is wished well in his future endeavors

              3. On a lighter note, We have finally replaced Pastor Mulligan with a man with more integrity, Pastor Lawrence, He has a tough job filling Mulligan's shoes.

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              • Osambo 08
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Sep 2008
                • 671

                #67
                Re: Hello,

                Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                Well Mr Joos Nickel
                I am a thinking the only thing you want to inspect are the Christian Ladies at the LBC..........
                I bet you aunt even a real Pastor are ya.....How much was the paper from the Internet that says you are a Pastor 2 bucks 3 at the most

                How much did that avatar cost you? 90 KB of bandwidth?

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                • JustLeggin
                  Unsaved trash, False Christian
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 34

                  #68
                  Re: Hello,

                  Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                  Well Mr Joos Nickel
                  I am a thinking the only thing you want to inspect are the Christian Ladies at the LBC..........
                  I bet you aunt even a real Pastor are ya.....How much was the paper from the Internet that says you are a Pastor 2 bucks 3 at the most
                  How dare you question my integrity

                  especially since you continually refuse to correctly say my name.

                  It is not "Joos Nickel" "Juice Nickel" It is Nigel. Simple as that

                  N-I-G-E-L

                  If I must, I can make the letters bigger

                  N-I-G-E-L

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                  • Lola Handcock
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 739

                    #69
                    Re: Hello,

                    Originally posted by JustNiggel View Post
                    How dare you question my integrity

                    especially since you continually refuse to correctly say my name.

                    It is not "Joos Nickel" "Juice Nickel" It is Nigel. Simple as that

                    N-I-G-E-L

                    If I must, I can make the letters bigger

                    N-I-G-E-L
                    You sure are touchy,have a bad day?
                    You will feel a lot better if you pick up a copy of the KJV1611 and give it a read for a spell.
                    Have a nice day Mr Jews Nickel

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                    • Lola Handcock
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 739

                      #70
                      Re: Hello,

                      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                      How much did that avatar cost you? 90 KB of bandwidth?


                      Turn your hat around straight or is yer head on sideways............

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                      • JustLeggin
                        Unsaved trash, False Christian
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 34

                        #71
                        Re: Hello,

                        Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                        You sure are touchy,have a bad day?
                        You will feel a lot better if you pick up a copy of the KJV1611 and give it a read for a spell.
                        Have a nice day Mr Jews Nickel
                        I've spelled it out in big and small letters for you. And still you refuse to say the name right


                        Nigel, not Jews Nickel, It is Nigel. simple as that,

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2026
                          • 15118

                          #72
                          Re: Hello,

                          Originally posted by JustLeggin View Post
                          I've spelled it out in big and small letters for you. And still you refuse to say the name right


                          Nigel, not Jews Nickel, It is Nigel. simple as that,
                          There, that's better

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Osambo 08
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 671

                            #73
                            Re: Hello,

                            Originally posted by Lola Handcock View Post
                            Turn your hat around straight or is yer head on sideways............
                            I'm steady mobbin' , babe.

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                            • Lola Handcock
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 739

                              #74
                              Re: Hello,

                              Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
                              I'm steady mobbin' , babe.

                              Ever try getting a job,or is crack dealer your trade?

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                              • Lola Handcock
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 739

                                #75
                                Re: Hello,

                                just keggin are you Canadian?

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