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  • Vavoline Johnson
    Mammy
    Forum Member
    • Apr 2009
    • 960

    #16
    Re: Hello!

    Originally posted by Lowird View Post
    I type a little to hastily in my last reply I meant to say my friends just call me Lowird, I just typed my last name down by mistake, but it just a nickname of my first and last name, I do not understand why it has a 'D', my friends just pronounce it that way. It is not mexican in anyway, whoever said that.
    Dat be me, Mrs Johnson to you!
    And by da way, there ain't no "mistakes" accordin to our Lawd, Jeesuz his-self.
    Satan comes to us in many forms, be a low-ridin Mexican like you or a sissy boy like yo friend. We ain't fooled!
    Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22895

      #17
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by Mark Antony View Post
      Dear Dr. Ernest -

      Forgive my antipodean ignorance, but are you saying God's Favourite Nation has elected a Prime Minister who is anything less than a True Christian? How did this travesty occur? Perhaps you would be good enough to inform me as to his Satan Loving behaviours in office?

      Yours in The Lord, Mark Antony
      I'm not Dr Ville, but here's my 2 cents: It is my firm belief that 90% of this country don't think too deeply. They are simple folk who often believe exactly what has been drummed into them.

      Some silver-tongued guy comes along and makes grand statements about

      1. life, morals and curing the sick;
      2. how you should give to the poor,
      3. how the rich can afford to give money away,
      4. how, in distant years, all will be paradise.
      5. how we are all equal in his sight

      This slick-talker then tells the people to accept him as their leader and he will ensure all these things for them. He even tells them that their past mistakes are in the past, and never mind about them, he'll straighten them out!

      He is surrounded by a small band of dedicated admirers who will hear no ill of him and the people, trusting and uncritical as they are, swallowed these hollow promises hook, line and sinker and now proclaim him as some sort of Savior!

      Well it ain't going to happen. If I told you those things, you'd say I was mad! And rightly so!

      Well, I tell you, people are now seeing the reality of all this bullshit!
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Lowird
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2009
        • 6

        #18
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
        Dat be me, Mrs Johnson to you!
        And by da way, there ain't no "mistakes" accordin to our Lawd, Jeesuz his-self.
        Satan comes to us in many forms, be a low-ridin Mexican like you or a sissy boy like yo friend. We ain't fooled!
        I don't know where you are getting an impression that I am Mexican none the less Satan in that form. I wish you would type with some decency instead of using "da" for the. At least have the decency to spell out "Lord" and "Jesus" that is just mockering what you are doing. It is no better than the Satan worshippers that mock our Lord. I don't know what friend of mind you are referring to, but all my friends and I take offense to be called sissy and people of Satan. You are a fool if you think that Jesus would like you typing/(maybe you pronounce it that way too).

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: Hello!

          You're a sissy. Who cares? Are you here to praise Jesus or not?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Vavoline Johnson
            Mammy
            Forum Member
            • Apr 2009
            • 960

            #20
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by Lowird View Post
            I don't know where you are getting an impression that I am Mexican none the less Satan in that form. I wish you would type with some decency instead of using "da" for the. At least have the decency to spell out "Lord" and "Jesus" that is just mockering what you are doing. It is no better than the Satan worshippers that mock our Lord. I don't know what friend of mind you are referring to, but all my friends and I take offense to be called sissy and people of Satan. You are a fool if you think that Jesus would like you typing/(maybe you pronounce it that way too).
            You callin me, ME a Satan worshiper, you big sissy? I be an upstandin Church member fo a very long time and yes indeed, Jeesus loves me a lot. He don't be liken Mexicali men dat point out a poor womins faults and flaws. Iffen you people stopped crossin the border in your low ridin cars and taken up all the space in our school, Me an mine coulda gotten a better education. So, really, it's all yo fault
            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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            • Lowird
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              Under Investigation
              • Oct 2009
              • 6

              #21
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
              You callin me, ME a Satan worshiper, you big sissy? I be an upstandin Church member fo a very long time and yes indeed, Jeesus loves me a lot. He don't be liken Mexicali men dat point out a poor womins faults and flaws. Iffen you people stopped crossin the border in your low ridin cars and taken up all the space in our school, Me an mine coulda gotten a better education. So, really, it's all yo fault
              I never called you a Satan worshipper, but you called me one, and I am a church member as well. I said that you were mocking our lord by not spelling his name right just as the Satan worshippers. I am not here you to question how much jesus loves you I am here to express how much I love Jesus. I am not mexican in anyway. I am a white male. I am sorry for you and your children(I presume children by the choice in your grammar, "Me an mine") that you did not get the best education for yourself, but at least it seems to me that you let Jesus into your heart and that is good.I do not like the fact still that you keep spelling our Lord's name wrong. It is Jesus not what you are typing. I can understand that typing too hastily can lead to errors, just as I did, but twice in a row is just carelessness.

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              • lrbailey
                Unsaved trash
                • Oct 2009
                • 86

                #22
                Re: Hello!

                I'm going to throw this out here and I'll see who bites, "What classifies a Normal person on this forum, is the answer in the bible?"
                Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                • Brother Enoch
                  The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2008
                  • 4392

                  #23
                  Re: Hello!

                  Regarding your sig, why do you use commas and semicolons where they don't belong and omit apostrophes where they do belong? Is this a Satanic code of some sort?

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                  • lrbailey
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 86

                    #24
                    Re: Hello!

                    If you want to take the time of accusing me of being satanic, then you can work it out and post what you think it might be, then be my guest. To save you the trouble though, no. I did it for style purposes.
                    Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                    • Mrs. Rogers
                      compassion personified
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2692

                      #25
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                      I'm going to throw this out here and I'll see who bites, "What classifies a Normal person on this forum, is the answer in the bible?"
                      The Bible classifies what a normal person is, and indeed, the answer is in the Bible. Hope that helped, dear.
                      True Christians are Perfect!

                      Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                      Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                      For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                      • lrbailey
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 86

                        #26
                        Re: Hello!

                        yes thank you. I get some smart answer that I have to clarify and defend myself, then the answer I wanted. Again thank you.
                        Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                        • Lola Handcock
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 739

                          #27
                          Re: Hello!

                          Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                          yes thank you. I get some smart answer that I have to clarify and defend myself, then the answer I wanted. Again thank you.
                          Why do you hate GOD?

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #28
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by lrbailey View Post
                            If you want to take the time of accusing me of being satanic, then you can work it out and post what you think it might be, then be my guest. To save you the trouble though, no. I did it for style purposes.
                            I get it now.

                            Read past the ignorance, of myself; and forget the arguing, for I'm sure my heretic ways will bubble to the surface and rain on your peoples good intentions; to really help me.
                            You say read past the ignorance, then follow it with ignorance of basic grammar structure and punctuation to punctuate your point that your ignorance will prevent us from helping you. Well done.

                            You're not alone friend. Many are damned.

                            Now, if you can't believe we can help you, why are you here?

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                            • lrbailey
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 86

                              #29
                              Re: Hello!

                              I wasn't aware I hated god, thanks for filling me in. What kind of question was that? Of course I don't hate god. What gave you any idea I did?
                              Please, I gave up dollies months ago.

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                              • Lola Handcock
                                Forum Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 739

                                #30
                                Re: Hello!

                                Well you never Talk about how much you love God,you only can find faults( or so you think) with True Christians . So you must hate God.

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