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  • Collective Judas
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2009
    • 11

    #1

    Yet to be saved

    I have heard all of Pastor Deacon Fred Smiths sermons. Very inspirational. I am yet to be saved, but I'm hoping it will be soon. I live in Ohio in the Bible belt an do not go to church. Anyone know of any good churches in Ohio?


  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #2
    Re: Yet to be saved

    Statistically, Ohio is becoming increasingly Godless and it's mainly because of people like you dithering about. Get yourself to any Independent Baptist Church. Join up and press the Pastor to take a moral line in all things.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Yet to be saved

      If need be, you can be a mail order member of one of the congregations in Freehold. You simply send in your credit card number and each week, they will automatically put a debit in for your tithe. Then, on Sunday morning (or more, depending on your financial situation and available credit) they will email you a code you can use to hear the day's sermon via webcast. You must have the JesOs Ver.7 to do this.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #4
        Re: Yet to be saved

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        Statistically, Ohio is becoming increasingly Godless and it's mainly because of people like you dithering about. Get yourself to any Independent Baptist Church. Join up and press the Pastor to take a moral line in all things.
        Yes, let us remember it was Ohio who betrayed Jesus and voted Blue in 2008, thus helping the Obama regime steal the election that should have been rightfully President Palin's. Christians like Collective here need to stop freeting about personal comfort zone and start listening to Jesus.

        Go to your local GOP headquarters Collective, I am sure they will have a list of good Christian churches. Joe the Plumber can't fight Jesus' battles all by himself.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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        • Brother V
          True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 3481

          #5
          Re: Yet to be saved

          In Ohio there's that church with touchdown Jesus, you could go there.

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          V

          *edit* apparently it's in Monroe Ohio.
          Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #6
            Re: Yet to be saved

            Originally posted by Collective Judas View Post
            I have heard all of Pastor Deacon Fred Smiths sermons. Very inspirational. I am yet to be saved, but I'm hoping it will be soon. I live in Ohio in the Bible belt an do not go to church. Anyone know of any good churches in Ohio?


            I'd like to know what your screen name is supposed to mean. It seems vaguely offensive.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Collective Judas
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2009
              • 11

              #7
              Re: Yet to be saved

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I'd like to know what your screen name is supposed to mean. It seems vaguely offensive.
              I am a one of many who betray Jesus daily. I'm not proud of it. I thought the name would sum up most of the unsaved trash on here and in the world.

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