Salvation has to start some place....

[Noah Dint]

... so I guess it may as well be here.

My name is Noah Dint. I live with my wife and 7 children on an island in the Gulf of Mexico in the state of Texas.

Does your church have any kind of outreach program?

Thank you for your time and responses,

Noah, (Norah, Billy, Billie, Bill E., William, Little Bill, Billie Jean, and BB

The Dint Family

[Nobar King]

Re: Salvation has to start some place....

Oh yes he did!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Salvation has to start some place....

Do you know Ivor Dint? He owns the local bodywork repair shop.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Salvation has to start some place....

You have completely lost me. Mr. King, was that a reply to my question? I do not understand. Who did what?

-ND

Oh yes he did!!

[Noah Dint]

Re: Salvation has to start some place....

I do not know Ivor. I have an uncle Jess E. Dint that reposesses automobiles for a living. That is the closest relative to the auto industry that I know of. Every one of 'em on that side of the family are heathens I tell ya'.

-ND

Do you know Ivor Dint? He owns the local bodywork repair shop.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Salvation has to start some place....

Are you in spitting distance of Mexico? If you are, please do. Do you get any wetbacks swimming as far as you?

[Noah Dint]

Re: Salvation has to start some place....

Pastor Bathfire,

It makes me sad to report that I am indeed very close to Mexico. I don't "abla" and I don't want to "abla". Yet every day I am forced to do my best to read signs written in spanish or Mexican or whatever language that is. Our products in the grocery store have it, road signs, and publications.

There is a newspaper box outside of our post office that has newspapers without one word of English inside.

I understand this is a Godly message board - and I will appologize for what I am about to write prior to doing so. If graphic depictions of female anatomy offend you, please skip the next paragraph.

Their heathen women parade around in 80's style blue jeans that are so tight that you can literally see their pulse. These women wear open topped shirts or blouses with their.... um...... with their.... uhhhh....
~breasts~ nearly fully exposed. (forgive me while I pause for a moment. As a God fearing man I am a quite shaken from having to type that word)

There are men named "Hey Soose" that choose to spell their first names as almighty Jesus! Now I realize you probably don't believe me, but I have seen it with my own eyes.

Yes sir, things are in an aweful state down here I am afraid....

-ND

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Salvation has to start some place....

Pastor Bathfire,

It makes me sad to report that I am indeed very close to Mexico. I don't "abla" and I don't want to "abla". Yet every day I am forced to do my best to read signs written in spanish or Mexican or whatever language that is. Our products in the grocery store have it, road signs, and publications.

There is a newspaper box outside of our post office that has newspapers without one word of English inside.

I understand this is a Godly message board - and I will appologize for what I am about to write prior to doing so. If graphic depictions of female anatomy offend you, please skip the next paragraph.

Their heathen women parade around in 80's style blue jeans that are so tight that you can literally see their pulse. These women wear open topped shirts or blouses with their.... um...... with their.... uhhhh....
~breasts~ nearly fully exposed. (forgive me while I pause for a moment. As a God fearing man I am a quite shaken from having to type that word)

There are men named "Hey Soose" that choose to spell their first names as almighty Jesus! Now I realize you probably don't believe me, but I have seen it with my own eyes.

Yes sir, things are in an aweful state down here I am afraid....

-ND

Friend,

Now is not the time to despair. You need to be like the early Church fathers were when facing persecution; tighten your belt and fight the good fight for Jesus. Don't just stand there and take while these Mary Worship Harlots stuff their oversize mammillaries into your face; push back! Grab a bullhorn and shame that she-temptress for Satan right there in the street, in public. Don't let up until she repents of her depravity and begs for The Lords forgiveness on her knees!

Close ranks solider! There is a culture war to be fought!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Salvation has to start some place....

[...]There is a newspaper box outside of our post office that has newspapers without one word of English inside.

This worries me. The Lord alone knows what is written on those pages - it could be a message to murder all Americans; it could be something unpatriotic or worse still, sinful! Each and every one of those rags needs an upstanding True Christian(tm) censor.

heated paragraph deleted to avoid frightening the horses

Indeed, it is disgraceful!

There are men named "Hey Soose" that choose to spell their first names as almighty Jesus! Now I realize you probably don't believe me, but I have seen it with my own eyes.

I had some Messican'ts once - even "Boy" my faithful retainer, could not stand them and their blasphemous ways.

Yes sir, things are in an awful state down here I am afraid....-ND

I am grateful to be isolated from things that I feel I would dislike, yet able to comment upon them with authority. One need not go to the moon to know that it rules the night.

I wish you well in your stay here.

[Noah Dint]

Re: Salvation has to start some place....

Thank you'all for your kind words. It seems like my family and I have spent an eternity trying to find our way through the valley of death without worldly guidance and support. It's just been Jesus and us. We live in the middle of an area full of Mexicans, Spring Break college kids, (Oh the debauchery I can report to you - simply for the churches education on such goings-ons) and cowboy bars.

Just being a part of this board lovingly provided by Landover Baptist Church for one day has put a fire of righteousness back in my soul.

It is indeed a pleasure to meet all of you and I look forward to chatting with and getting to know each and every single one of you. Upon my arrival home this evening (after I eat the supper the lord has provided to me through my hard work - and my wife will have ready for me - with the children seated at the table and waiting - prior to my arrival) I will ensure that I lead my lovely bride in this direction to show her where she may receive fellowship with other good ladies - once they have their husbands approval for such fellowship.

God bless you all, (obviously)

-ND