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  • Steve Wimbley
    Unsaved trash - Quite possibly a decent human being
    • Jan 2010
    • 7
    #1

    New recruit.

    Hello everybody, I am a born again christian in search of the right home. I have been visiting different forums looking for the right place for me.

    I'm not totally keen to this internet stuff yet (my son just hooked it up for me the other day!) but I've quickly discovered these internet forums, and I just wanted to say hello.

    I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself!
    I am a recovering alcoholic, 11 years sober next march!
    I love jesus christ with my whole heart, and every cell in my being!
    And I am looking forward to talking to all of you!!!

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    • Bill Johnson
      Unsaved trash
      • Jan 2010
      • 16
      #2
      Re: New recruit.

      Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
      Hello everybody, I am a born again christian in search of the right home. I have been visiting different forums looking for the right place for me.

      I'm not totally keen to this internet stuff yet (my son just hooked it up for me the other day!) but I've quickly discovered these internet forums, and I just wanted to say hello.

      I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself!
      I am a recovering alcoholic, 11 years sober next march!
      I love jesus christ with my whole heart, and every cell in my being!
      And I am looking forward to talking to all of you!!!

      Thanks for being here Steve. You have come to the right place.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: New recruit.

          Hi Steve, what else is new?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453
              #4
              Re: New recruit.

              Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
              Hello everybody, I am a born again christian in search of the right home. I have been visiting different forums looking for the right place for me.

              I'm not totally keen to this internet stuff yet (my son just hooked it up for me the other day!) but I've quickly discovered these internet forums, and I just wanted to say hello.

              I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself!
              I am a recovering alcoholic, 11 years sober next march!
              I love jesus christ with my whole heart, and every cell in my being!
              And I am looking forward to talking to all of you!!!

              So 'Steve, may I cal you Stev-o? Terrific!

              Stev-o, how long have you have this deep respect for God and Jesus Christ? Have you been a religous caring man for most of your life?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Star Finder
                  Rock Worshipper
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1092
                  #5
                  Re: New recruit.

                  And I am looking forward to talking to all of you!!!
                  Why would I want my servant to talk back to me? You should be looking forward to LISTENING and doing what I tell you....
                  I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: New recruit.

                      Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
                      Hello everybody, I am a born again christian in search of the right home. I have been visiting different forums looking for the right place for me.

                      I'm not totally keen to this internet stuff yet (my son just hooked it up for me the other day!) but I've quickly discovered these internet forums, and I just wanted to say hello.

                      I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself!
                      I am a recovering alcoholic, 11 years sober next march!
                      I love jesus christ with my whole heart, and every cell in my being!
                      And I am looking forward to talking to all of you!!!

                      Deliveries are around back, boy.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22889
                          #7
                          Re: New recruit.

                          Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                          Why would I want my servant to talk back to me? You should be looking forward to LISTENING and doing what I tell you....
                          I don't think you are the best person to give advice, your head is filled with rocks.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 9384
                              #8
                              Re: New recruit.

                              Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
                              Hello everybody, I am a born again christian in search of the right home. I have been visiting different forums looking for the right place for me.

                              I'm not totally keen to this internet stuff yet (my son just hooked it up for me the other day!) but I've quickly discovered these internet forums, and I just wanted to say hello.

                              I guess I should tell you a little bit about myself!
                              I am a recovering alcoholic, 11 years sober next march!
                              I love jesus christ with my whole heart, and every cell in my being!
                              And I am looking forward to talking to all of you!!!


                              Permit me to welcome you to our forum Steve. Please find it in your heart of Christian love to excuse our rather abrupt demeanor as Christ has given us all a trying time here in the last few days. Like locusts in the Old Testament, the internets troll tards have been coming around lately and everyone is on edge.
                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                              ...and get off my lawn
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                                • Steve Wimbley
                                  Unsaved trash - Quite possibly a decent human being
                                  • Jan 2010
                                  • 7
                                  #9
                                  Re: New recruit.

                                  Well I certainly don't feel very welcome here!!!!

                                  I will try to find it in my heart to forgive you bigots, but I just am not sure I can!!!

                                  I know that studies show that Jesus himself was probably a black man, and I am just so surprised to see you all berate me like this!

                                  Perhaps we just had a misunderstanding, I really appreciate those kind words from the more level headed people.

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                                    • peterjohansson
                                      Unsaved trash
                                       
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 89
                                      #10
                                      Re: New recruit.

                                      Jesus is white, period.
                                      KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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                                        • Steve Wimbley
                                          Unsaved trash - Quite possibly a decent human being
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 7
                                          #11
                                          Re: New recruit.

                                          Well I certainly wasn't imposing that jesus was black for sure!

                                          I just wanted to say that I thought there was a chance that he could have been!! I think it would be so funny if he was!

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                                            • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                              True Christian™
                                               
                                              • Jan 2007
                                              • 9384
                                              #12
                                              Re: New recruit.

                                              Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
                                              Well I certainly don't feel very welcome here!!!!

                                              I will try to find it in my heart to forgive you bigots, but I just am not sure I can!!!

                                              I know that studies show that Jesus himself was probably a black man, and I am just so surprised to see you all berate me like this!

                                              Perhaps we just had a misunderstanding, I really appreciate those kind words from the more level headed people.


                                              Thank you for your indulgence Steve. I've taken the liberty of giving you a tag on your title so that you don't fall through the cracks. We do our best here to try and weed out those who come here to mock Jesus, and the last week or so we have had an invasion of miscreants that has driven everyone into a heightened level of suspicion.

                                              We humbly try to advance our model community here in Freehold as a paradigm for living a Christian life, and for some unknown reason vast armies of the Godless take umbrage at that.
                                              Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                              brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                              ...and get off my lawn
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                                                • Levi Jones
                                                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                   
                                                  • Jul 2009
                                                  • 13930
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: New recruit.

                                                  Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
                                                  Well I certainly wasn't imposing that jesus was black for sure!

                                                  I just wanted to say that I thought there was a chance that he could have been!! I think it would be so funny if he was!

                                                  Hi, Steve. If Pastor Bryant says you are okay. You're okay in my book. Tell me. Do I know you from somewhere like facebook?
                                                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                    • Steve Wimbley
                                                      Unsaved trash - Quite possibly a decent human being
                                                      • Jan 2010
                                                      • 7
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: New recruit.

                                                      Well no i do not think you know me from facebook, because i'm afraid i don't have one! Maybe I should sign up, but i'm not sure i'm a cool enough guy for that!

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                                                        • Paul Jeffery
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Dec 2009
                                                          • 272
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: New recruit.

                                                          Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
                                                          Well I certainly wasn't imposing that jesus was black for sure!

                                                          I just wanted to say that I thought there was a chance that he could have been!! I think it would be so funny if he was!

                                                          Why would that be funny? That is not funny, Steve.
                                                          sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)

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