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  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445
    #46
    Re: New recruit.

    Originally posted by Steve Wimbley View Post
    ---angry rant---
    You'll be in the prayers of every Landover Baptist household, mr. Wimbley! Jesus loves you, even though you're still a nigra. Don't worry about that!
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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      • peterjohansson
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 89
        #47
        Re: New recruit.

        It's between God and the nigroid. I hope Steve chooses the right path, the path of Jesus Christ almighty.
        KJV Luke 17:33 Whosoever shall seek to save his life shall lose it; and whosoever shall lose his life shall preserve it.

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          • Mistress Cookie
            Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2008
            • 6790
            #48
            Re: New recruit.

            Originally posted by MormonBrother View Post
            Baby, I stole the pies, I love pie! All Mormons do...I notice you didn't mention the $20 I left on the windowsill...
            Well, that mystery's solved, thank goodness.

            Now we just have to hope we didn't tip Mr. Wimbley off the wagon! He said he's been sober for 11 years.

            I do hope he's okay.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556
                #49
                Re: New recruit.

                Originally posted by MormonBrother View Post
                Baby, I stole the pies, I love pie! All Mormons do...I notice you didn't mention the $20 I left on the windowsill...
                But you couldn't have done it. You're a Mormon, so you can't be a negro!
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Jerakk
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2009
                    • 178
                    #50
                    Re: New recruit.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    But you couldn't have done it. You're a Mormon, so you can't be a negro!
                    Perhaps he did do it.. but the negro probably came up and stole the $20 he left behind for his boozing . This just a theory though.
                    Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445
                        #51
                        Re: New recruit.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        But you couldn't have done it. You're a Mormon, so you can't be a negro!
                        That's and interesting point, Pastor. There seem to be, in fact, negro mormons:
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                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2026
                            • 15118
                            #52
                            Re: New recruit.

                            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                            That's and interesting point, Pastor. There seem to be, in fact, negro mormons:
                            I hope that Boy child in the middle isn't trying to do what I think he may be doing?

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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                              • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 15708
                                #53
                                Re: New recruit.

                                Originally posted by MormonBrother View Post
                                Baby, I stole the pies, I love pie! All Mormons do...I notice you didn't mention the $20 I left on the windowsill...
                                In that case I owe him an apology.

                                Sorry Black Brother. Please accept this Pabst Blue ribbon as my sincere apology.
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