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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22887

    #16
    Re: Hi all.

    I suppose someone ought to ask, “Why do you wish to travel to Landover?” So why do you?


    There is nothing out of the ordinary here, just some modest Christian dwellings and the private congregation who shun publicity.

    On top of that, our fundamentalist stance on the absolute Truth of the Bible has raised the hackles of fluffy-bunny Christians and Wickers and Goths; the former know we preach the real Words of The Lord instead of their travesties and the latter want nothing less than an unholy blood bath.

    Should you ever be considered for membership (if you have to ask “How much?” you can’t afford it) a welcome pack and joining instructions will be sent.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • GioAce7
      Unsaved trash
      • Jan 2010
      • 12

      #17
      Re: Hi all.

      Originally posted by TaraAnne View Post
      I am shocked and appalled at your post it took me a minute to gather myself and respond in a proper way. First, Iam not you lady. Second I find it hard to believe that a True Christian Father would give his son a Catholic name. I know I shouldn't talk back to men,and it is not my place to question them, but I have a very hard time believing your a Christian man.
      My apologies, I didn't mean 'my lady' in the literal sense, more as a polite greeting for any young lady. The name had a more significant meaning than a root in Catholicism, and it is MY name, so I would appreciate it if you respected such. Furthermore, even though women should not receive higher education (IMO), you should be able to establish the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

      While YOU'RE on YOUR high and mighty soapbox, could you explain to me the root of the name Tara? If you do not know (which again, you're a woman, it is already presumed you do not), it's rooted in Ireland (http://www.behindthename.com/name/tara-1). If we are to assume that just by one's own name we can relate them to a particular religion, than am I to assume you too are Catholic? Or perhaps your heathen parents were Catholic? Please, my lady, leave, take your presumptions and do not return to my thread until you are ready to issue a formal apology.


      Good day.

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      • GioAce7
        Unsaved trash
        • Jan 2010
        • 12

        #18
        Re: Hi all.

        then*


        Why can I not edit my own posts?



        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        I suppose someone ought to ask, “Why do you wish to travel to Landover?” So why do you?


        There is nothing out of the ordinary here, just some modest Christian dwellings and the private congregation who shun publicity.

        On top of that, our fundamentalist stance on the absolute Truth of the Bible has raised the hackles of fluffy-bunny Christians and Wickers and Goths; the former know we preach the real Words of The Lord instead of their travesties and the latter want nothing less than an unholy blood bath.

        Should you ever be considered for membership (if you have to ask “How much?” you can’t afford it) a welcome pack and joining instructions will be sent.
        If I am to follow the Bible, word for word...and worship God the way he intended me to worship he, should I not do so with the company of likeminded people?

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        • GOD=life
          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2010
          • 3263

          #19
          Re: Hi all.

          Originally posted by GioAce7 View Post
          If I am to follow the Bible, word for word...and worship God the way He intended me to worship he Him, should I not do so with in the company of like-minded (mind your hyphen, "likeminded" isn't a single word) people?
          You should do so in the company of God while reading the KJV 1611 Bible. Nothing more, nothing less.

          You don't need anyone to tell you what the words mean. God made the Bible simple enough for everyone to understand. False Christians only read pre-selected passages, which generates a pre-conceived narrative.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • GioAce7
            Unsaved trash
            • Jan 2010
            • 12

            #20
            Re: Hi all.

            Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
            You should do so in the company of God while reading the KJV 1611 Bible. Nothing more, nothing less.

            You don't need anyone to tell you what the words mean. God made the Bible simple enough for everyone to understand. False Christians only read pre-selected passages, which generates a pre-conceived narrative.
            Surely that is all that is necessary to worship Him. However, I would enjoy being in a congregation of like-minded folks.

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            • GOD=life
              WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
              True Christian™
              • Jan 2010
              • 3263

              #21
              Re: Hi all.

              Originally posted by GioAce7 View Post
              Surely, that is all that is necessary to worship Him. However, I would enjoy being in a congregation of like-minded folks.
              This congregation wholeheartedly and fully accepts the KJV 1611 Bible as the only true Word of God. We surrender to God and accept Jesus Christ as our Savior. But really, it's critically important to read the entire KJV 1611 Bible. Next to surrendering to God and accepting Jesus Christ as your Savior, there is nothing more important.
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • GioAce7
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2010
                • 12

                #22
                Re: Hi all.

                I completely agree.



                To Mr. Hutchins,
                I do not know what other accounts I'm being accused of having, but I assure you they are not mine. Do the IP addresses match?

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22373

                  #23
                  Re: Hi all.

                  Originally posted by GioAce7 View Post
                  I most certainly do not.
                  That probably explains why you could not find it.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Cranky Old Man
                    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                    You kids get off his lawn!
                     
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 22373

                    #24
                    Re: Hi all.

                    Originally posted by GioAce7 View Post
                    Why can I not edit my own posts?
                    No one here can, you just have to make no mistakes.
                    Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 01-27-2010, 10:31 PM. Reason: Corrected a typo
                    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22373

                      #25
                      Re: Hi all.

                      Originally posted by TaraAnne View Post
                      Cranky Old Man,
                      Yes?

                      I hope I am not speaking out of line
                      Not at all but it seems he already addressed the question. I am not certain of his beliefs but I am certain he is a complete idiot.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • TaraAnne
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 180

                        #26
                        Re: Hi all.

                        Originally posted by GioAce7 View Post
                        My apologies, I didn't mean 'my lady' in the literal sense, more as a polite greeting for any young lady. The name had a more significant meaning than a root in Catholicism, and it is MY name, so I would appreciate it if you respected such. Furthermore, even though women should not receive higher education (IMO), you should be able to establish the difference between 'your' and 'you're'.

                        While YOU'RE on YOUR high and mighty soapbox, could you explain to me the root of the name Tara? If you do not know (which again, you're a woman, it is already presumed you do not), it's rooted in Ireland (http://www.behindthename.com/name/tara-1). If we are to assume that just by one's own name we can relate them to a particular religion, than am I to assume you too are Catholic? Or perhaps your heathen parents were Catholic? Please, my lady, leave, take your presumptions and do not return to my thread until you are ready to issue a formal apology.


                        Good day.
                        Gio,

                        First I did use "your" with proper grammar. May I suggest you refer to the proper usage of your vs. you're. My guess is you are a product of the poor public school system we have in this nation. My advice is to download a grammar checker http://www.onlinegrammarchecker.net/ this will help you. Secondly, my family has roots in Ireland as you may or may not know True Christians have been persecuted there for many centuries. I am named after a place where some True Christians were killed for their belief in the true word of God. My father gave me this name so my family will not forget where we came from. I guess you will now have a problem with my Father honoring his past? Unlike you my Father did not pick up some harlot at a truck stop and name me after it.
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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #27
                          Re: Hi all.

                          Originally posted by GioAce7 View Post
                          I completely agree.



                          To Mr. Hutchins,
                          I do not know what other accounts I'm being accused of having, but I assure you they are not mine. Do the IP addresses match?
                          Yes
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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