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  • #1

    Greetings!

    Hi there everyone!

    I'm Alex (as the username suggests), I'm a young adult from Boston and New York City (I switch between the two as work and school schedules dictate). I'm new the forums and still learning about following KJV, so bear with me if I have any questions, but I'm trying to improve!

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  • #2
    Re: Greetings!

    Hi Alex, welcome to the forum!

    Have you picked a favorite verse yet from the KJV 1611 Bible?
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22     Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • #3
      Re: Greetings!

      Hello, Alex. Please tells us more about yourself. Are you married? How many little Soldiers of Christ has your wife produced? What line of work are you in?
      Matthew 7:15
      Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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      • #4
        Re: Greetings!

        I take it that you are a God-fearing, honest and upright Christian, who has avoided the siren-calls of false Christianity and is deeply steeped in KJV1611. I assume that you are not a Darkie, jooish, or catlick and that you already have a wife and 3 children. Am I right in thinking that you are studying Theology or some other essential wisdom?
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: Greetings!

          I have no wife and children yet, but hopefully soon! I can't wait to raise little children of Christ. Once I have a wife I can finally stop worrying about what's for dinner too!

          I am a writer, of sorts, and I am not a darkie, joo, or cat-lick.

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          • #6
            Re: Greetings!

            Al, tell us what church do you attend. I might know of it, I live in NYC. Why has Jesus directed you to our church? Tell me Al what horrific sins have you committed? Do not hold back we can handle the truth. I have seen some really nasty things in my day.
            Can you share your testimony of Jesus with us, I always shed a tear of joy when newcomers share with us.

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            • #7
              Re: Greetings!

              Right now I am seeking a new church, I've been everywhere looking for the Truth™ and Salvation™ but couldn't seem to find it. I was lucky enough to be guided through God's will to this website.

              Glory in His name! What a terrific day it was when I found it. I was skeptical at first, which I think you have to be with so many false churches and wiccan cults trying to you hommosicksual and such.

              The most recent church I went to, I was careless (sin) to not look at the sign outside. I had wandered into a CATLICK church. I almost vomitted when I saw a statue of MARY, the FEMALE in the church. I must say I committed a grave sin when I spit up a little as soon as I got out, gasping for air. I know the CATLICKS are wrong, but I'm sure God would want us to clean that church up of its depravity and turn it into a TrueChristian™ church. Probably should not have spit up devil juice on the ground of a potential new TrueChristian™ location.

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              • #8
                Re: Greetings!

                Originally posted by alexd242 View Post
                Hi there everyone!

                I'm Alex (as the username suggests), I'm a young adult from Boston and New York City (I switch between the two as work and school schedules dictate). I'm new the forums and still learning about following KJV, so bear with me if I have any questions, but I'm trying to improve!

                Hello and welcome, Brother! It is always a reason to rejoice, to see Young People repent from their sins and follow Christ!

                And about respectful questions; we True Christians(tm) are here to help each other!

                Originally posted by alexd242 View Post
                I have no wife and children yet, but hopefully soon! I can't wait to raise little children of Christ. Once I have a wife I can finally stop worrying about what's for dinner too!

                I am a writer, of sorts, and I am not a darkie, joo, or cat-lick.
                What kind of things do you write?
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • #9
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Welcome, and praise Jesus that you're learning about the KJV. Remember: Study the whole thing carefully, not just the easy parts.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                  • #10
                    Re: Greetings!

                    Will do Pastor! Praise his name! Women should learn their place!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Originally posted by alexd242 View Post
                      Will do Pastor! Praise his name! Women should learn their place!
                      True as it is, that comment seemed to come out of left field. Tell me, did Jesus send you here to sort out some trouble with a young lady?
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Greetings!

                        Well Pastor, I had a problem with a lady today and that comment was my frustration escaping. Thankfully Jesus has finally helped me get over the situation.

                        The woman in question did not take the route of Jesus and will no longer be hearing from ME!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Greetings!

                          A good Christian woman is hard to find. When you do find one they are a loyal has a good dog.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Greetings!

                            Alex,

                            We here would very much like to know more about you; that’s what the introduction is all about I notice the following questions remain unanswered. 1.
                            Originally posted by alexd242 View Post
                            […]Once I have a wife I can finally stop worrying about what's for dinner too!
                            If you worry about that, it indicates one of the following:
                            • You make sandwiches for yourself in the dark
                            • Your mother has passed on to Glory and is no longer around to feed you
                            • You are an orphan
                            • You are poor and have no servants

                            Which one is it?
                            2.
                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            […] Tell me Al what horrific sins have you committed? […]
                             and
                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            3. Can you share your testimony of Jesus with us, I always shed a tear of joy when newcomers share with us.


                            4.
                            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                            […]What kind of things do you write?
                            Could you fill us in on these points?
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Sure thing!

                              1. Quote:
                              Originally Posted by alexd242
                              […]Once I have a wife I can finally stop worrying about what's for dinner too!

                              I am not a very good cook, and she will be doing the kitchen work! I can never decide and generally just have a nice burger.

                              2. Quote:
                              Originally Posted by James Dewitt
                              […] Tell me Al what horrific sins have you committed? […]

                               Horrific sins? Where do I begin? I was raised in a Catholic household so basically all of my time at home was a horrific sin!!


                               Quote:
                              Originally Posted by James Dewitt
                              3. Can you share your testimony of Jesus with us, I always shed a tear of joy when newcomers share with us.

                              I found Jesus, the true non-Catholic Jesus, when I went camping. I saw a small bird hop over to where I was keeping my food and steal some of it, breaking a commandment. Granted I know it's just a bird, but it was symbolic. The bird took flight and almost immediately upon passing the canopy of the woods, a hawk that I had not seen seemed to come out of the clouds and ATTACKED THE SMALL BIRD. I realized then that the small bird was Satan, stealing and taking away the goodness in the world, and the hawk was inspired by Jesus to show Satan his damned place!! I could feel the light of Jesus shining down on me.

                              4. Quote:
                              Originally Posted by True Disciple
                              […]What kind of things do you write?

                              I write about technology, but I most enjoy writing about how happy the Lord has made me since discovering how wonderful he is!

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