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  • ChoirBoy
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 34

    #1

    Hello, My name is Ray.

    I was previously a Catholic, but was saved many years ago. I am a proud member of the Rolling Hills Baptist Church in Anita, IA.

    I have been looking for an online presence beyond what my church offers. (http://rollinghillsbaptchurch.org/). Pastor Mitch is absolutely great, but I find that he is not as committed to the faith as I would like him to be.

    I found your forum when looking for "baptist bible verse", and felt that I might be right at home here.

    I have been saved for about 20 years now.

    Praise to Jesus, and love to all of you, whom I hope to be aligned with for my future devotion.

    ChoirBoy Ray
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

    Originally posted by ChoirBoy View Post
    I was previously a Catholic, but was saved many years ago. I am a proud member of the Rolling Hills Baptist Church in Anita, IA.

    I have been looking for an online presence beyond what my church offers. (http://rollinghillsbaptchurch.org/). Pastor Mitch is absolutely great, but I find that he is not as committed to the faith as I would like him to be.

    I found your forum when looking for "baptist bible verse", and felt that I might be right at home here.

    I have been saved for about 20 years now.

    Praise to Jesus, and love to all of you, whom I hope to be aligned with for my future devotion.

    ChoirBoy Ray
    Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope you've read our thread HERE for new posters.

    If you've been Saved for 20 years, that must make you near 40 now. How many sons has your wife given you? If you're an ex-papist you probably have a baker's dozen.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • HTannor
      America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 2612

      #3
      Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

      This newb seems almost too good to be true.

      -fallaway cathylic

      -saved 20 years ago

      -a member of a True Faith(tm) church in a podunk Iowa town


      I think we need to scan him with our Gaydar(c) detector to make sure he "Measures"(tm) up to the standards of our Godly(c) LBC leaders.
      The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

      "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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      • ChoirBoy
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 34

        #4
        Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. I hope you've read our thread HERE for new posters.

        If you've been Saved for 20 years, that must make you near 40 now. How many sons has your wife given you? If you're an ex-papist you probably have a baker's dozen.
        Pastor Ezekiel, thank you for your reply!

        I am indeed 39. Fortunately, I was not married until the age of 25 so I do not have a baker's dozen because I was already saved and my wife is a baptist. Unfortunately we have been cursed with 2 daughters. It is all I can do to keep them from the perils of public schools and the ways of the liberal teachings they propose to be "non-religious".

        One of what I think of as the atrocities towards our Lord is the left-wing agenda ever present in our "public" school system. They say they are "non-religious" but I find that the left-wing agenda of forcing the "theory of evolution" as the only explanation to be nothing short of anti-religious in all forms. Obviously, teaching this "theory" is absolutely against the founders of our country, and more and more against the teachings of the Lord.

        I have gone for years fighting the constant increase of the liberals finding more and more ways to supress our God-given rights. I hope that in finding this site, that I can align myself with people who are willing to stand up to the obviously left-wing agenda of the minority of the citizens of our God-fearing country.

        Sorry if that was long, I am just very passionate about the ways that our founding fathers meant this country to be, and the skewed version we are being told to believe from the athiests that are trying to control things.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22912

          #5
          Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

          Originally posted by ChoirBoy
          I was previously a Catholic,
          I'm very sorry about that, it must have been a time of horror and depravity that doubtless you will share with us in unremitting detail.
          I found your forum when looking for "baptist bible verse", and felt that I might be right at home here.
          You would be surprised at the search terms used to find Landover - Jesus is out there on the internets directing sinners with his perfectly formed finger.
          I have been saved for about 20 years now.
          Truly Saved™? Or just 'saved'? We find that there are regrettably few churches that have pastors sufficiently wise to show the True Glory of God, in short, the world is filled with false prophets.

          So Ray, your favorite Bible verse is? What level of tithing will you be offering?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • ChoirBoy
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 34

            #6
            Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
            This newb seems almost too good to be true.

            -fallaway cathylic

            -saved 20 years ago

            -a member of a True Faith™ church in a podunk Iowa town


            I think we need to scan him with our Gaydar© detector to make sure he "Measures"™ up to the standards of our Godly© LBC leaders.
            Hello Mr. Htannor!

            I can assure you that one of the reasons I am no longer catholic is because of THAT religion becoming more and more "open" to the ways of the devil. That religion sways in the breeze according to public opinion more then a democrat seeking reelection.

            I can also assure you that I am not part of that city of San Francisco that should be nuked out of existence if our political leaders were able to go beyond their biased reasoning.

            In fact, I am waiting for the day that one of those earthquakes takes the whole gay state of California of the face of our nation and we can get back to what the founding father's truly wanted for us True Faith™ believers.

            I can only hope that I can further our cause.

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            • TC Patriot
              AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2008
              • 1060

              #7
              Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

              What is your favorite gun?

              How many guns do you currently own?

              Are you a member of the NRA?

              Jesus loves Dick



              Cheney/Palin 2012

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              • ChoirBoy
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Feb 2010
                • 34

                #8
                Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

                Originally posted by TC Patriot View Post
                What is your favorite gun?

                How many guns do you currently own?

                Are you a member of the NRA?
                Wow, Thanks for asking.

                My personal handgun is 92 beretta. Made by a fine american company, I picked it up a few years ago.

                I also have a couple of 22's I use for minor things, and a 38 I like as well.

                For shotguns I have a couple of mossberg 12 gauge's and few rifle's for shooting on my land.

                So a total 9 total.

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                • TheLordSavedMe
                  A young lady servicing the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 579

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

                  ~ Hi Ray ~

                  Your church looks nice, but I think the ones in Freehold are bigger. Why does your church have three front doors?


                  Anyways, it is good that you found us, because we can make sure you don't decide to go back to being a Catholic. Most of the people on this forum know that Catholics are of the Devil and that they worship cookies and are drunks!

                  And as long as you love
                  JESUS the way the Pastors and the Bible tells you to, you will get to go to HEAVEN with the rest of us!

                  Tammi


                  Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
                  Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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                  He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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                  • ChoirBoy
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 34

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

                    Originally posted by TheLordSavedMe View Post
                    ~ Hi Ray ~

                    Your church looks nice, but I think the ones in Freehold are bigger. Why does your church have three front doors?


                    Anyways, it is good that you found us, because we can make sure you don't decide to go back to being a Catholic. Most of the people on this forum know that Catholics are of the Devil and that they worship cookies and are drunks!

                    And as long as you love
                    JESUS the way the Pastors and the Bible tells you to, you will get to go to HEAVEN with the rest of us!

                    Tammi

                    Hi TheLordSavedMe, Freehold is very much a bigger draw, but I chose my local church as a basis for my family. I didn't realize those years ago that my local church would be so inadequate for my needs. that is why at this late time I am searchng online for my bretheren. I sincerely wish that my local pastor could handle my needs, but i and my family need more.

                    I am very devoted to my faith, but I desire more faith for myself and my family.

                    Thanks for checking in on this thread and my needs.

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                    • Aristotle
                      On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 470

                      #11
                      Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

                      Originally posted by ChoirBoy View Post
                      Pastor Ezekiel, thank you for your reply!

                      I am indeed 39. Fortunately, I was not married until the age of 25 so I do not have a baker's dozen because I was already saved and my wife is a baptist. Unfortunately we have been cursed with 2 daughters. It is all I can do to keep them from the perils of public schools and the ways of the liberal teachings they propose to be "non-religious".

                      One of what I think of as the atrocities towards our Lord is the left-wing agenda ever present in our "public" school system. They say they are "non-religious" but I find that the left-wing agenda of forcing the "theory of evolution" as the only explanation to be nothing short of anti-religious in all forms. Obviously, teaching this "theory" is absolutely against the founders of our country, and more and more against the teachings of the Lord.

                      I have gone for years fighting the constant increase of the liberals finding more and more ways to supress our God-given rights. I hope that in finding this site, that I can align myself with people who are willing to stand up to the obviously left-wing agenda of the minority of the citizens of our God-fearing country.

                      Sorry if that was long, I am just very passionate about the ways that our founding fathers meant this country to be, and the skewed version we are being told to believe from the athiests that are trying to control things.
                      Welcome Brother Ray to a place of TrueChristianity™. Here at Landover Baptist we follow all of GOD's WORD (KJV 1611), not just the politically correct verses. In spite of of your Catholic childhood, you sound like someone who can find salvation in JESUS, unless, of course, you blasphemed the Holy Ghost while being a Papist. I hope not because then we cannot help you (Mark 3:29). Any other sin is okay if you listen to Pastor Ezekiel and the other Landover Baptist church elders and accept JESUS and the WORD of the LORD.

                      Yours in CHRIST,

                      Aristotle

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                      • ChoirBoy
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 34

                        #12
                        Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

                        Originally posted by Aristotle View Post
                        Welcome Brother Ray to a place of TrueChristianity™. Here at Landover Baptist we follow all of GOD's WORD (KJV 1611), not just the politically correct verses. In spite of of your Catholic childhood, you sound like someone who can find salvation in JESUS, unless, of course, you blasphemed the Holy Ghost while being a Papist. I hope not because then we cannot help you (Mark 3:29). Any other sin is okay if you listen to Pastor Ezekiel and the other Landover Baptist church elders and accept JESUS and the WORD of the LORD.

                        Yours in CHRIST,

                        Aristotle

                        Thanks Aristotle, your comments are not lost on me. Even though my father was a heathen catholic, I hope that my life over the past 20 years has overcome that.

                        I do believe that I have found my salvation in Jesus, and I also believe that I was brave enough to not blasphemize myself when I was younger. I went through my childhood and teen years surrounded by evil doers who if they are dead, Praise be to Jesus, that they are suffering the consequences of their immoral actions.

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                        • Aristotle
                          On the straight and narrow path to Heaven.
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 470

                          #13
                          Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

                          Originally posted by ChoirBoy View Post
                          Thanks Aristotle, your comments are not lost on me. Even though my father was a heathen catholic, I hope that my life over the past 20 years has overcome that.

                          I do believe that I have found my salvation in Jesus, and I also believe that I was brave enough to not blasphemize myself when I was younger. I went through my childhood and teen years surrounded by evil doers who if they are dead, Praise be to Jesus, that they are suffering the consequences of their immoral actions.
                          That's good news Ray. Feel free to peruse the forum and the Landover Baptist website. I think you will find a treasure of TrueChristian™ wisdom. I know I did.

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                          • True Disciple
                            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2009
                            • 2445

                            #14
                            Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

                            Welcome Brother!

                            Originally posted by ChoirBoy View Post
                            Unfortunately we have been cursed with 2 daughters.
                            You'll be in our prayers. Remember, Sara became pregnant when she was about ninety years old.

                            One of what I think of as the atrocities towards our Lord is the left-wing agenda ever present in our "public" school system. They say they are "non-religious" but I find that the left-wing agenda of forcing the "theory of evolution" as the only explanation to be nothing short of anti-religious in all forms. Obviously, teaching this "theory" is absolutely against the founders of our country, and more and more against the teachings of the Lord.
                            True, Brother. That's why there are so many atheist retards in America; they are the output of the Godless public school system. Evolution is a massive conspiracy to replace True Christianity™ with Science worship.

                            I hope that in finding this site, that I can align myself with people who are willing to stand up to the obviously left-wing agenda of the minority of the citizens of our God-fearing country.
                            Then you're at the right place, Brother! No one in Freehold has voted anything but Republican the last twenty years. Liberals are treated the same way as witches and homosexuals here.

                            Originally posted by ChoirBoy View Post
                            I can also assure you that I am not part of that city of San Francisco that should be nuked out of existence if our political leaders were able to go beyond their biased reasoning.
                            You mean there is another part?

                            Btw. Your name is choirboy. Does that name have any bearing to the exact reason why you have left the cathlyck church? Or am I getting too personal then?
                            Sweet Lord Jesus,
                            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                            Amen.

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                            • ChoirBoy
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 34

                              #15
                              Re: Hello, My name is Ray.

                              My name is ChoirBoy because in the beginning I was raised to believe in the church above all else. As a choir boy, I was able to help people with their religious beliefs.

                              I was never subject to the sick twisted ways of the Catholic Priests because I was true to my lord. Other young boys with me were regularly brought into the offices of the priests, and I have heard tales of them giving themselves to the priests.

                              I stood fast in my duties and turned an evil eye to the 2 priests that were obviously fags and in lust after the younger choir boys.

                              I have heard they both were in a fiery car crash, and I am sure they are burning brightly at this time.

                              I chose the name because that is where my faith started, and because it is an extension of my beliefs in the Lord.

                              Praise be.

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