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  • SubmissiveSarah
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    • Feb 2010
    • 1
    #1

    My name is Sarah

    I'm single but looking for a real man to be dominant and to keep me in line (through punishment ant Scripture).
    My favorite verse(s) in the Bible would be Ephesians 5:21-25.

    It's a pleasure to meet each and every one of you.
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    • Professor Bessemer
      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
      True Christian™
      • May 2009
      • 2952
      #2
      Re: My name is Sarah

      Originally posted by SubmissiveSarah View Post
      I'm single but looking for a real man to be dominant and to keep me in line (through punishment ant Scripture).
      My favorite verse(s) in the Bible would be Ephesians 5:21-25.

      It's a pleasure to meet each and every one of you.
      Welcome Sarah!

      I find you a bit of a conundrum. You are either a fine young Christian woman, or you are a wanton, perverse harlot destined for the Lake of Fire. Let us hope it is the former young lady.
      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: My name is Sarah

          Originally posted by SubmissiveSarah View Post
          I'm single but looking for a real man to be dominant and to keep me in line (through punishment ant Scripture).
          My favorite verse(s) in the Bible would be Ephesians 5:21-25.

          It's a pleasure to meet each and every one of you.
          What church do you attend, miss? How old are you?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380
              #4
              Re: My name is Sarah

              Hello Sarah. Did you get your fathers permission to post on this forum? What is that contraption you are holding in your avatar?

              1 Corinthians 11:3 "But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445
                  #5
                  Re: My name is Sarah

                  Hi Sarah. Welcome to our forums. I hope you find a True Christian(tm) Husband soon, and that you won't make him hit you very often!

                  Can you please tell a bit more about yourself?

                  There will be no need to punish ants, by the way.
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405
                      #6
                      Re: My name is Sarah

                      Originally posted by SubmissiveSarah View Post
                      I'm single but looking for a real man to be dominant and to keep me in line (through punishment ant Scripture).
                      My favorite verse(s) in the Bible would be Ephesians 5:21-25.

                      It's a pleasure to meet each and every one of you.
                      Hi Sarah,

                      Welcome to the forum and hope you find fulfillment here friend.

                      Were you the one who sent me those pictures? I am quite confused how you naked and tied up in some elaborate rope harness has anything to do with "intense Biblical knowledge" from my Craigs List add.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                        • Jed_Cassidy
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2009
                          • 289
                          #7
                          Re: My name is Sarah

                          Hello Sarah! It is a pleasure to meet a nice young Christian lady who is taking the initiative to marry and breed Christian Soldiers as opposed to waiting until the overripe age of 25. Please stay awhile here! I'm sure all of us will take a liking to you.
                          Also, hopefuly our Meet Christian Singles forum can help you in your search for a True Christian™ man.
                          Matthew 7:15
                          Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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