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  • PraiseHisName
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    Under Investigation
    • Mar 2010
    • 5

    #1

    Introduction

    It is my belief that a secret Muslim of terrorist descent has stolen the presidentsy.

    I am glad that I found this form of like minded individuels so I can talk about this with. I am also discusted that ROY ASHBURN pretended to be a gay to try to get theiy're votes. This is dispickible!!!!

    GOd bless America!!!! and the white people who have always lived here!!!!


    Is it coinsidents that Barrys name rhymes with OSAMA? IS it coinsidents that his middle name is HUSSEIN? is it coinsidents that his first name is BARACK?

    I DONT THINK SO. We need to impeach him for swearing on a bible instead of a KORAN LIKE HIS MUSLIM ROOTS DEMAND.
  • Brother Enoch
    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2008
    • 4392

    #2
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by PraiseHisName View Post
    It is my belief that a secret Muslim of terrorist descent has stolen the presidentsy.

    I am glad that I found this form of like minded individuels so I can talk about this with. I am also discusted that ROY ASHBURN pretended to be a gay to try to get theiy're votes. This is dispickible!!!!

    GOd bless America!!!! and the white people who have always lived here!!!!


    Is it coinsidents that Barrys name rhymes with OSAMA? IS it coinsidents that his middle name is HUSSEIN? is it coinsidents that his first name is BARACK?

    I DONT THINK SO. We need to impeach him for swearing on a bible instead of a KORAN LIKE HIS MUSLIM ROOTS DEMAND.
    Yeah...

    I guess you don't have great online language translators in Iranistan. Here's a tip, try translating it back and see what happens.

    I was posting on a Japanese anime site a few years ago about how they were all Hellbound, using a translator. I posted this through the English-Jap translator:

    "You are all going to Hell because you lust after schoolgirls!"

    When I translated it back, I got this:

    "Tiger, monkey, kisses with daughter! Godzilla fire dance, dance dance!"

    So, if you could find a better mudslime to English translator that would be great! It's always better if Homeland Security(tm) can 'disappear' you using your actual words.

    Ssssh. Hear that sound overhead? No? That's what a Predator drone sounds like.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Introduction

      Dear Praise;

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. How about actually introducing yourself now?

      What's your name? How old are you? What church do you attend? How did you come to find Jesus?

      Give us your testimony, friend.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • PraiseHisName
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        Under Investigation
        • Mar 2010
        • 5

        #4
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        Yeah...

        I guess you don't have great online language translators in Iranistan. Here's a tip, try translating it back and see what happens.

        I was posting on a Japanese anime site a few years ago about how they were all Hellbound, using a translator. I posted this through the English-Jap translator:

        "You are all going to Hell because you lust after schoolgirls!"

        When I translated it back, I got this:

        "Tiger, monkey, kisses with daughter! Godzilla fire dance, dance dance!"

        So, if you could find a better mudslime to English translator that would be great! It's always better if Homeland Security™ can 'disappear' you using your actual words.

        Ssssh. Hear that sound overhead? No? That's what a Predator drone sounds like.
        I dont know why you would associate with Chinamen, "Brother Enoch", if that is your real name.

        Why dont you roll up your family into your tortilla and float across the rio grande back to mexico? I bet your proud of speaking spanish, well guess what, the SPANISH ARE WHITE.

        how does that feel, beandip?

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Dear Praise;

        Welcome to God's favorite forum. How about actually introducing yourself now?

        What's your name? How old are you? What church do you attend? How did you come to find Jesus?

        Give us your testimony, friend.
        Ok, why dont you introduce yourself to me and everyone else. How do i know your not a Muslim?

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        • Jedediah
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Fisher of Men
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2010
          • 6824

          #5
          Re: Introduction

          Spanish, like the Sicilians, are mixed breeds of Moorish ancestry.

          Please share with us some of your favorite Scripture.
          II Thessalonians 1:7-9
          And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
          In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
          Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



          The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #6
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by PraiseHisName View Post
            I dont know why you would associate with Chinamen, "Brother Enoch", if that is your real name.

            Why dont you roll up your family into your tortilla and float across the rio grande back to mexico? I bet your proud of speaking spanish, well guess what, the SPANISH ARE WHITE.

            how does that feel, beandip?


            Ok, why dont you introduce yourself to me and everyone else. How do i know your not a Muslim?
            Have you come here solely to blaspheme? If that is so, please leave now, and do that somewhere else. Insulting people who are undoubtedly ten times the Christian you are isn't a good start on these forums.

            And please learn to spell, young lady. Your grammar is an embarrassment to True Christian™ Homeschooled Republican people.
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #7
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by PraiseHisName View Post
              how does that feel, beandip?
              It feels like satan will be dipping something into your ass for all eternity...
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • PraiseHisName
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                Under Investigation
                • Mar 2010
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Introduction

                why is my name pink? im a man you cheekers.

                you damned muslims. i bet uor all mexican to.

                OK for my intro.

                my name is jeremiah wilson. im 32 and i go to a local church here.

                Deuteronomy 23:1:No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

                Ezekiel 16:17: You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.

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                • Jedediah
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Fisher of Men
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 6824

                  #9
                  Re: Introduction

                  In addition to your inane prattle, I see you're quoting from a false Bible there. We read from the KJV 1611 here, boy.
                  II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                  And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                  In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                  Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                  The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                  • True Disciple
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2445

                    #10
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by PraiseHisName View Post
                    why is my name pink? im a man you cheekers.
                    Then stop talking to us like a little girl. That can be confusing to our Godly Moderators.

                    you damned muslims. i bet uor all mexican to.
                    Why are you so intent on insulting us? We are neither mooselimb nor messican't. We take offense to this king of behaviour.

                    my name is jeremiah wilson. im 32 and i go to a local church here.
                    Where?

                    Deuteronomy 23:1:No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.

                    Ezekiel 16:17: You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.
                    Interesting Passages, friend. I'll pray to The Lord to solve the problems you have in your pubic regions.
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                      Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2193

                      #11
                      Re: Introduction

                      I suspect the Lord has put an ALmighty Aeternal Itch on this one's unmentionables already.

                      That's the very least that can be surmised from its poor typing.

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