Whats Up Everybody!!!

[Haladin]

so my name is Haladin
despite the name I am not Muslim, the name just sounds really cool
I am Catholic (GASP)
I love history, philosophy, and nature
my future career will be one in naturalism or geology
I am currently in college
I am Cajun (white french person who moved to Louisiana in the 17th century)
my favorite color is black or silver. They both are cool
I love seafood
I live in one of the most integrated and diverse towns in America
I do cross country running, taekwondo, swimming, and hiking
I love a good argument
I also do not care what your race or religion is as long as you are cool with that as well
please do not try to convert me. Ever since the Mormons tried that it makes me nervous
I am willing to answer any preconceptions you have about Catholics. However, I warn you that I am not a priest so I probably won't do it very well.
Peace to all of you and have a merry Lent!!!

[James Hutchins]

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Wow, you are really old, having lived in Louisianna since the 17th century. Heck, it was not even American then!

Reading the rest of your intro is, how shall I say, interesting. Have you ever thought about converting from being a papist to Christianty? Being able to go to Heaven is way cool!

[Haladin]

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Wow, you are really old, having lived in Louisianna since the 17th century. Heck, it was not even American then!

Reading the rest of your intro is, how shall I say, interesting. Have you ever thought about converting from being a papist to Christianty? Being able to go to Heaven is way cool!

???????
won't know if I'm going to heaven till I get there
so I will keep on praying
keep on doing good works
keep on going to Church

and pray to God that the Calvinists aren't right about predestination

[Miss Cassandra]

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Welcome, Haladin! I'm glad you've joined this forum, you seem really accepting and tolerant!

my future career will be one in naturalism or geology

Wow, if you ever do that, please come back to rebuke Professor Bessemer and True Disciple! You can find their ravings (and the ravings other other stupid "creation scientists") on the Creation Science forum. They are completely out of their mind, so be warned.

Peace to all of you and have a merry Lent!!!

The same to you! Next Sunday, I would have celebrated Ostara, the first day of spring, with my coven members in the forest, but my recent arrest likely makes that impossible.

[Brother Enoch]

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Hi Haladin, I undertand you come from thoughts.com, what brings you by?

I am willing to answer any preconceptions you have about Catholics. However, I warn you that I am not a priest so I probably won't do it very well.

Do what? Rape children? In which year of Seminary school do they teach that?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]I am Cajun (white french person who moved to Louisiana in the 17th century)[...]

If you want any credibility at all, you will cease and desist from claiming to be 400 years old.

[Haladin]

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If you want any credibility at all, you will cease and desist from claiming to be 400 years old.

I meant my kin emigrated there in the 17th century

I am merely 20 years of age

seriously guys

[True Disciple]

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I am Catholic (GASP)

I already knew that, otherwise I would be all . Why do you worship crackers? As far as I know, crackers never died on the cross for your sins.

I love history, philosophy, and nature
my future career will be one in naturalism or geology
I am currently in college

This sounds really dangerous. Are you one of those lieberal evilutionist tree-hugging hippies, who want to pervert History Classes in public schools by claiming that the Founding Fathers didn't envision a state founded on True Christian(tm) Principles (the KJV)?

I am Cajun (white french person who moved to Louisiana in the 17th century)

You speak really good English for a dumb Frenchman!

my favorite color is black or silver. They both are cool

Excuse me? I hope you are not a death-obsessed gothic as well as an idol worshipper?

I love seafood

What? Why do you hate God so much, that you disobey His Commands:

Leviticus 11:9-12:
These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Please repent right now! You make Baby Jesus cry!

I live in one of the most integrated and diverse towns in America

When people say that, they usually speak about San Francisco. You do realize that those earthquakes happen for a reason, I hope?

I love a good argument

Don't go looking for that here. This is a worship forum, not a debate forum.

I also do not care what your race or religion is as long as you are cool with that as well
please do not try to convert me. Ever since the Mormons tried that it makes me nervous
I am willing to answer any preconceptions you have about Catholics. However, I warn you that I am not a priest so I probably won't do it very well.

Does this mean that you already have made up your mind, and will not listen to what we have to say? Then what are you doing here?

Peace to all of you and have a merry Lent!!!

And we don't approve of paganism here. Has that witch put a hex you?

???????
won't know if I'm going to heaven till I get there
so I will keep on praying
keep on doing good works
keep on going to Church

This is the tragic error that many catholics make. Works cannot save you, only faith can:



Read more about this gruesome truth here.

and pray to God that the Calvinists aren't right about predestination

They aren't. Predestination is just one of the many heresies of Calvinism!

[Haladin]

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well
at least we agree about the Calvinists

and how is Lent pagan?
it is in the Bible

and yes I am a tree-hugging hippie
however I am not Liberal
I am neutral

I am not a Goth
quite frankly, ever since one of my Goth friends got really serious about it and tried to commit suicide it freaks me out
then that creepy Goth guy stalked me till he moved to Idaho
no I just like those colors
I also like deep blue

and yes good works do matter
sorry
good works are good

and ahhh Baby Jesus
I'm sorry
no, that is one of the passages in the Bible that I am not sure that was divinely inspired
that sounds more like some human authors misquote to me
surely God said "Eateth all seafood, for it is healthy for you"

[True Disciple]

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and how is Lent pagan?
it is in the Bible

Don't speak nonsense. I've searched the KJV, and never found anything about "Lent." That means it is a pagan catholic idea, abominable to God.

and yes I am a tree-hugging hippie
however I am not Liberal
I am neutral

Why do you want to sodomize trees? That's an abomination!

I am not a Goth
quite frankly, ever since one of my Goth friends got really serious about it and tried to commit suicide it freaks me out
then that creepy Goth guy stalked me till he moved to Idaho

Goths do things like that. A Godly True Christian™ elsewhere on the Internet sums up a few observations about the Goth subculture:

Goth is a deplorable type of heathen culture that glorifies everything that is vile and unholy. The dictionary defines "Goth" as: A crude uncouth ill-bred person lacking culture or refinement. This pretty much sums up the Goth culture today. Goth glorifies things that are sick, nasty, improper, freakish, and downright demonic.

Goth causes teenage girls to become whores, depresses kids to the point of cutting themselves, and turns otherwise normal kids into Columbine shooters. The Goth culture is obsessed with death and the darker side of life, which is clearly evidenced in Goth music. Goth is of the Devil.

Goth in itself is a mental illness, a sickness of the soul, mainly affecting teenagers in the same way as schizophrenia would, although to a greater extent. Its symptoms range from isolation and negativity to aggression and hate for humanity, depression, violent outbursts, low self esteem, self-loathing, self-harming and suicide. Many Goths turn to a life of crime to feed their addiction to drugs, sadism, violence and perversion.

A mother who looks and dresses like a sick circus freak, who harms herself in front of her children, who is obsessed with death and suicide, who holds BDSM (i.e., Bondage, Domination, Sadism, and Masochism) parties that consist of bondage and rape, is hardly a fitting role model for children. That is why Christians ought to be taking a stand against this heinous evil in society.

And he rightly concludes with the following remark:

I could publish an entire website just addressing the demonism which saturates the Goth movement.

and yes good works do matter
sorry
good works are good

You are not a Christian. I've shown proof that works are irrelevant for Salvation (see the Scripture verses Godly Brother Jack T Chick included when he drew this). You provide no Scripture to support your claims. And as long as you do not do that, why should I take anything you say seriously?

and ahhh Baby Jesus
I'm sorry
no, that is one of the passages in the Bible that I am not sure that was divinely inspired
that sounds more like some human authors misquote to me
surely God said "Eateth all seafood, for it is healthy for you"

And how do you distinguish between verses which are and which aren't divinely inspired? How would that be anything else than just your subjective choice?

The fact is, your worldviews and morals do not depend in any way on those of God, which are described in the Bible. You have already come to a conclusion, and consequently declare Scripture which supports them to be "divinely inspired," and Scripture which contradicts them as "not divinely inspired." How does reading the Bible this way result in any difference between a Christian and a heathen?

There is a reason the Bible is as complete as it is right now. If God would't have wanted some texts to be included, He would have left them out when He wrote the Bible in 1611.