[Husky_whisperer]

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I have Good News for you, friend!

Matthew 7:6-10
Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you. Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:
For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.
Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?

I hope this makes sense to you.

It makes too much sense. That saying is beautiful and describes how life is so dysfunctional. In a way the Bible is perfect when it comes to these scriptures. Can I ask you Levi Jones, have you ever studied logic? Can I also ask you, have you ever forgiven a person that hurt you?

I like chatting with you. I know that you judge me and look at me as a sinner. I also know that deep down in your heart you don't mean to be this harsh. Maybe you can let go and sit down with me one day and show me your reality?

I sit here and wait for the insurance company to come check out my igloo, there is heat coming up from the shower bottom. Maybe the volcano will come up through my igloo? I seriously hope not. I have a son and a couple of huskies. Hahaha, and you think it's funny.

All I can say is thanks for all the tricks ;-)

[Levi Jones]

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It makes too much sense. That saying is beautiful and describes how life is so dysfunctional. In a way the Bible is perfect when it comes to these scriptures. Can I ask you Levi Jones, have you ever studied logic? Can I also ask you, have you ever forgiven a person that hurt you?

I like chatting with you. I know that you judge me and look at me as a sinner. I also know that deep down in your heart you don't mean to be this harsh. Maybe you can let go and sit down with me one day and show me your reality?

I sit here and wait for the insurance company to come check out my igloo, there is heat coming up from the shower bottom. Maybe the volcano will come up through my igloo? I seriously hope not. I have a son and a couple of huskies. Hahaha, and you think it's funny.

All I can say is thanks for all the tricks ;-)

tl:dr

I'm exactly the way the Bible wants me to be. No more no less.

Matthew 4:4
But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

[Husky_whisperer]

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tl:dr

I'm exactly the way the Bible wants me to be. No more no less.

Matthew 4:4
But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

How can you say that without searching your heart?

You are a sinner, and that is beautiful. You might long to be like the Bible, but I don't see a statue of Saint Levi Jones anywhere.......

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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How can you say that without searching your heart?

You are a sinner, and that is beautiful. You might long to be like the Bible, but I don't see a statue of Saint Levi Jones anywhere.......

No, Brother Levi is not a sinner. He was a sinner but that was before the Blood of Christ washed him of all sin. He is sin-free.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Finally, we don't believe in putting up statues of saints and praying to them. That is a clear contradiction to the commandment that we should not bow before graven images. Also, we only pray to Christ, not to saints. Quit confusing us with boy-buggering papist scum.

[Husky_whisperer]

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No, Brother Levi is not a sinner. He was a sinner but that was before the Blood of Christ washed him of all sin. He is sin-free.

Finally, we don't believe in putting up statues of saints and praying to them. That is a clear contradiction to the commandment that we should not bow before graven images. Also, we only pray to Christ, not to saints. Quit confusing us with boy-buggering papist scum.

Is there like a diploma kind of a thing you guys receive? I never imagined that Christianity could be like joining the army.

[True Disciple]

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Is there like a diploma kind of a thing you guys receive?

Only a Ticket to Heaven, but that's not an actual paper ticket or something. It is meant metaphorically (the ticket is, not Heaven).

I never imagined that Christianity could be like joining the army.

In many respects, it is. For example, there are no gays here. Unfortunately, the Obamba administration is trying to change that particular point.

[BelieverInGod]

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Is there like a diploma kind of a thing you guys receive? I never imagined that Christianity could be like joining the army.

It's called baptism, it's why we're Baptists.