Hello

[Husky_whisperer]

I have spent most of my life clubbing seals and whispering to huskies. In my village we had no bible, just primitive religious views which were passed down from generation to generation. I have been fortunate enough to receive an education and some access to the internet when I visit my uncle Sindri.

Upon discovering the online World I have found true comfort in the New Testament. I believe this website will help me understand the word of god as it was meant to be understood. I enjoy reading the threads on here, especially the ones about the whores up North in my country. There is a reason god is bringing this upon us. Now we even have the volcanoes erupting.

Like my signature says, I believe most people have no roots. Most people leave the faith when it tests them and don't commit themselves to Jesus.

[True Disciple]

Re: Hello

Welcome friend! I'm sorry to hear you are born in that frozen hellhole that will be wiped off the face of the earth in a matter of months, thanks to our prayers.

Are you a True Christian™ already? There actually are some people in your country who are well on their way of becoming True Christians™. If you hurry, you may achive Salvation™ before it is too late!

What's the significance of your username, by the way?

[Husky_whisperer]

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I just checked all your links and I must say I haven't laughed this much in a long time.

I'm a true Christian when it comes to reading the Bible and relating it to the sad life I've had to endure. I have not had the pleasure of meeting a Christian that I like and trust. Considering my location it's understandable.

Regarding the Trade Mark on the Salvation link, does that make my passage to heaven quicker? I'm sure I could register the word Salvation as a Trade Mark here in Iceland without problems. Anyone can open a business here; even kids can buy stocks here...That is if their parents are psychopathic enough to go around the laws.


Regarding the user name:
Rev 5:13 And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honor, and glory, and power, [be] unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.

[Husky_whisperer]

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ROFL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCBXW_3-nXQ

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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You have a problem with the video?

[Nobar King]

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Are you an Eskimo?

[Husky_whisperer]

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Not at all Ezeikel. The video is pure genius, parody at it's best. Is it not alright to express honest emotions on here like ROFL ()? I did not mean to offend you.

Nobar King, I'm a real Eskimo. Thanks for asking. You can come visit us here and stay in our igloo. The dogs get rowdy though and there is much drinking here on weekends. You might not like it.

[Nobar King]

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Nobar King, I'm a real Eskimo. Thanks for asking. You can come visit us here and stay in our igloo. The dogs get rowdy though and there is much drinking here on weekends. You might not like it.

I can handle the drinking, but I don't think letting the dogs get drunk is a good idea.

[Husky_whisperer]

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I can handle the drinking, but I don't think letting the dogs get drunk is a good idea.

I agree, but I can also understand their suffering. With videos like this going around, it justifies alcohol abuse...
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX6IqbuiyyA

[Brother Enoch]

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Hello Husky, tell me, what's the word amongst the other eskimo refugees? Is Katla going to destroy your whole island?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you that guy who keeps calling me late at night with the heavy breathing and the porno talk?

[Husky_whisperer]

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Hello Husky, tell me, what's the word amongst the other eskimo refugees? Is Katla going to destroy your whole island?

Actually it can be serious for all of Europe and surrounding countries if Katla does decide to erupt. In the past there is a history of her erupting after Eyjafjallajokull. Here is an alright link to some info. on it:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_iceland_volcano

Considering all the earthquakes going on recently, I assume this has something to do with the Earth plates moving/shifting.

As for the volcano destroying Iceland, I doubt it. It might kill many animals and humans but will most likely make your favorite island larger.

[Nobar King]

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I work on a seal farm once in a while. It's not really a farm, you just go out and hunt seals. HELLO! This is like free money.



I saved this cute one for BTB:


It tasted great!

Plus, everyone needs a pair of baby seal fur booties to keep her feet warm when it's snowing out.

[Levi Jones]

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As for the volcano destroying Iceland, I doubt it. It might kill many animals and humans but will most likely make your favorite island larger.

Minus Icelandistanis?

Praise Jesus! You had the chance to repent, but the imprecatory prayers did their magic.

[Husky_whisperer]

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Are you that guy who keeps calling me late at night with the heavy breathing and the porno talk?

I have been known to drunk dial people when I get to a village with a phone connection.
I never considered porn dialing though? Are you trying to teach me some new tricks Pastor Ezekiel? Taking advantage of the Eskimo?