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  • WorshipperOfAthe
    Unsaved Trash
    • Apr 2010
    • 29

    #31
    Re: Hello, Dane here.

    One word: Evolution. As for your mockery of Darwinism, it is clear that you can't even look at it rationally, or understand it for that matter.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: Hello, Dane here.

      Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
      One word: Evolution. As for your mockery of Darwinism, it is clear that you can't even look at it rationally, or understand it for that matter.
      One word: Eternal Damnation. As for your mockery of God, it is clear that you have never even tried to open your heart to Jesus, nor have you bothered to read His Holy Word. The reason you can't understand the Bible is because your father is satan.

      John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22380

        #33
        Re: Hello, Dane here.

        Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
        Creationism is wrong; everyone knows that. Unless they are religious and can't see things logically.
        We have no problems with logic. For example, I think it is very logical that you will end up burning in Hell.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • WorshipperOfAthe
          Unsaved Trash
          • Apr 2010
          • 29

          #34
          Re: Hello, Dane here.

          My parents are actually Christian, but I turned to Atheism at around 13, I couldn't take the idiocy of the religion. I am currently an Atheist, but I'm looking into Zen Buddhism.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #35
            Re: Hello, Dane here.

            Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
            My parents are actually Christian, but I turned to Atheism at around 13, I couldn't take the idiocy of the religion. I am currently an Atheist, but I'm looking into Zen Buddhism.
            I get it: You're not really an atheist, and you're not really a Christian, and you're soon to not really be a Buddhist, too.

            Maybe you could put a little more effort into it?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #36
              Re: Hello, Dane here.

              Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
              I'm looking into Zen Buddhism.
              Listen kid, it wasn't a fat chinaman who temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins, it was Jesus!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #37
                Re: Hello, Dane here.

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                WARNING!!!

                Do NOT click on that link! It is a video of a sodomite nigra "singing" rock and roll! DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK!!!
                I really have to start reading more that one post at a time. I looked at the video, what the heck was that thing in a green wig?

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                • WorshipperOfAthe
                  Unsaved Trash
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 29

                  #38
                  Re: Hello, Dane here.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Listen kid, it wasn't a fat chinaman who temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins, it was Jesus!
                  The Buddha was a much more enlightened person than your Jesus...I would rather emulate him than the creator of a corrupt, pedophilic, and hypocritical church...

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                  • eliot mayfield
                    God Squad
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9324

                    #39
                    Re: Hello, Dane here.

                    Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
                    The Buddha was a much more enlightened person than your Jesus...I would rather emulate him than the creator of a corrupt, pedophilic, and hypocritical church...
                    You may have a point there. Then again, that's why we are Baptists, NOT Catholics!
                    Matthew:
                    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                    • Seth Campbell
                      Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1565

                      #40
                      Re: Hello, Dane here.

                      Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
                      The Buddha was a much more enlightened person than your Jesus...I would rather emulate him than the creator of a corrupt, pedophilic, and hypocritical church...
                      Jesus suffered and died on the cross to pay for your sins.

                      Sid died of food poisoning from eating bad pork while telling his followers that killing animals was bad.

                      Which one was hypocritical again?
                      PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                      Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                      Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22938

                        #41
                        Re: Hello, Dane here.

                        Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
                        [...]I would rather emulate him [...]
                        So, you're going to become over-weight and bald, sit under a tree, live on welfare and utter really cool () sayings whilst imagining reincarnating as a norovirus?

                        Yeah, well, good luck with that.


                        (Mrs Rogers, could you prepare a bed at Landover Hospital for the Insane, please, the name of the patient is "WorshipperOfAthe.")
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • WorshipperOfAthe
                          Unsaved Trash
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 29

                          #42
                          Re: Hello, Dane here.

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          So, you're going to become over-weight and bald, sit under a tree, live on welfare and utter really cool () sayings whilst imagining reincarnating as a norovirus?

                          Yeah, well, good luck with that.


                          (Mrs Rogers, could you prepare a bed at Landover Hospital for the Insane, please, the name of the patient is "WorshipperOfAthe.")
                          Alll that shows is that you can't comprehend the teachings of the Buddha, or the spiritual enlightenment that he knew.

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                          • Crazy Steve
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 33

                            #43
                            Re: Hello, Dane here.

                            Alll that shows is that you can't comprehend the teachings of the Buddha, or the spiritual enlightenment that he knew. ---------------For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist. 008: Look to yourselves, that we lose not those things which we have wrought, but that we receive a full reward. 009: Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. 010: If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: -------------If I am to not let you in my house...I would certainly not give ear to your heathen spiritual enlightenment.Back in the day they would stone you for such babblings.The only spiritual enlightenment is that which the Spirit of the Lord gives me.I suggest you repent and clear out all those wicked things out of your house and get rid of all those idols you have...that is also an abomination to the Lord.

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                            • Crazy Steve
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 33

                              #44
                              Re: Hello, Dane here.

                              2 John, Chapter 1

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22380

                                #45
                                Re: Hello, Dane here.

                                Originally posted by WorshipperOfAthe View Post
                                Alll that shows is that you can't comprehend the teachings of the Buddha, or the spiritual enlightenment that he knew.
                                You are aware he is burning in Hell right?
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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