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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
    ok let's try this, could you please remove my account from this site as you have performed an illegal act by releasing my information.
    Dear Hatemonger;

    I'm sorry, but as I have already explained to you, it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

    Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

    If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • josh.strachan
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Dear Godmocking Maggot-Chomper;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping kangaroos and sucking down the Foster's Lager to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    ok let's try this, could you please remove my account from this site as you have performed an illegal act by releasing my information.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
    You read from the King James version of the bible. Oh and there's 23-odd million Aussie, about 500,000 are Aboriginals. I am not one of them so stop be so f*cking racist. Get off your high horses, your religion is not superior so go die in the holes you belong in.
    Dear Godmocking Maggot-Chomper;

    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping kangaroos and sucking down the Foster's Lager to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • josh.strachan
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    You read from the King James version of the bible. Oh and there's 23-odd million Aussie, about 500,000 are Aboriginals. I am not one of them so stop be so f*cking racist. Get off your high horses, your religion is not superior so go die in the holes you belong in.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
    Listen you son of a bitch, take my account down or i will take action.
    *sigh* Do you need someone to look up the number for you?

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
    Thank you for reinforcing my point about your unbelievable racism. Take my personal info down or i will get the police to do something about it.

    I believe that the Holy Bible is the true bible. It talks much of love and not of hate.
    It speaks extensively of both. Take the Ten Commandments. Here it tells us that God loves us so much that he is willing to curse even our great grandchildren to get the love He so badly needs and desires. Hallelujah!

    Exodus 20:5-6 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
    And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.


    Your bible says that God hates almost all his creations, the Holy Bible tells us he loves them all equally.
    Yet, we are reading from the same exact Bible.

    But who am i trying to argue with? dumb-ass, fat Americans. Not worth it.
    Weren't you just accusing us of being prejudiced against Abostraliaistan?

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  • josh.strachan
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Shut your cakehole or I'll post your home address too.





    You are obviously not a Christian, and know nothing about what the Holy Bible says. Jesus has called you here for a reason. I urge you to denounce satan here and now and beg Jesus to cleanse the abo filth from your blood. He can do it!
    Listen you son of a bitch, take my account down or i will take action.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
    Thank you for reinforcing my point about your unbelievable racism. Take my personal info down or i will get the police to do something about it.
    Shut your cakehole or I'll post your home address too.



    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
    I believe that the Holy Bible is the true bible. It talks much of love and not of hate. Your bible says that God hates almost all his creations, the Holy Bible tells us he loves them all equally. But who am i trying to argue with? dumb-ass, fat Americans. Not worth it.
    You are obviously not a Christian, and know nothing about what the Holy Bible says. Jesus has called you here for a reason. I urge you to denounce satan here and now and beg Jesus to cleanse the abo filth from your blood. He can do it!

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  • josh.strachan
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Report away. I'm sure the abo police will mount a fierce attack on God's favorite forum.
    Thank you for reinforcing my point about your unbelievable racism. Take my personal info down or i will get the police to do something about it.

    I believe that the Holy Bible is the true bible. It talks much of love and not of hate. Your bible says that God hates almost all his creations, the Holy Bible tells us he loves them all equally. But who am i trying to argue with? dumb-ass, fat Americans. Not worth it.

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  • Levi Jones
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
    It is illegal to do what you have done i will report you to the police if you don't remove it NOW.
    Why would you want to be removed? Don't you want Salvation, Josh? Don't you want to become an ex-Abo?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
    It is illegal to do what you have done i will report you to the police if you don't remove it NOW.
    Report away. I'm sure the abo police will mount a fierce attack on God's favorite forum.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
    I am here because you people are racist towards my country...
    Country =/= race, idiot.

    ... and you think your Christian don't you? Do you read the Holy Bible? No, you read your own version of it that is incorrect.
    I asked you (politely) over 24 hours ago: "Do tell, what is the 'real' version of Christianity? Which parts of the Bible should these people ignore (even though the Bible states, in many places, that 100% compliance is required) and why?"

    To that I now add: "Which version of the Bible do you consider the 'correct' one, and why?"

    Do they print one with lager-proof pages down there? Might be an untapped (forgive the pun) market.

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  • josh.strachan
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Dear Hatemonger;

    I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

    Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

    If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    It is illegal to do what you have done i will report you to the police if you don't remove it NOW.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Originally posted by josh.strachan View Post
    Also, delete my personal information off of this site or i will take legal action against you vile, racist scumbags.
    Dear Hatemonger;

    I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

    Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

    If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • josh.strachan
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    Re: Gday from Australia

    Also, delete my personal information off of this site or i will take legal action against you vile, racist scumbags.

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