Gday from Australia

[HTannor]

Re: Gday from Australia

..........sorry the USA belted us in soccer (er football), yesterday..............

It was wise of you, Saint Clem, to have corrected yourself before making a horrible mistake.

Now, repeat after me:

"This is football":



Now say it again.

[Jedediah]

Re: Gday from Australia

Welcome, friend. Would you share with us your testimony of how you came to walk with Christ? Do you have any favorite Scripture?

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gday from Australia

Hello Saint Clem.

Did you lose your virginity on your Harley?

Apparently I did and never knew about it. *sigh*

Sadly I may now have to be burned with fire as per the bible teachings.

Leviticus 21:9

And the daughter of any priest, if she profanes herself by whoring, profanes her father; she shall be burned with fire.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Gday from Australia

Gday brother and sister Christians, thank you for allowing me into your congregation.

My friends nicknamed me Saint Clem because they said the Bible says Christians are saints.

Anyway, gday to you all from Australia, sorry the USA belted us in soccer (er football), yesterday, but we'll get you next time.

Anybody else in here riding the highway to heaven on a Harley?

Blessings.-Clem

As Landover Baptist Church's assistant Youth Pastor, I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

[Saint Clem]

Gday brother and sister Christians, thank you for allowing me into your congregation.

My friends nicknamed me Saint Clem because they said the Bible says Christians are saints.

Anyway, gday to you all from Australia, sorry the USA belted us in soccer (er football), yesterday, but we'll get you next time.

Anybody else in here riding the highway to heaven on a Harley?

Blessings.-Clem