[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

Master Gordon,

I am quite sure that some may find your recipe a God given taste sensation.

I however prefer to not delve into the nether-regions for any purpose whatsoever; whether for cooking, nor to fulfill any other, more sordid appetites.

YIC,

WS.

Dear Sister Wintersnow I am sorry if I have bought up a subject that found offensive, please accept my most sincere apology.

I shall flagellate for an extra 5 minutes after evening prayers tonight.

Yours in the Lord Jesus

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Master Gordon,

I am quite sure that some may find your recipe a God given taste sensation.

I however prefer to not delve into the nether-regions for any purpose whatsoever; whether for cooking, nor to fulfill any other, more sordid appetites.

YIC,

WS.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

Oh my golly gooly gosh Master Gordon.

Are you telling me I ate ...... ptttt pttt pttt <spit>

I never realised.

I just got them packaged from the butcher and labelled Mountain Oysters.

I must go wash my mouth out with soap.

No Sister Charli Harley the Lord has provided you with a precious gift enjoy them as they will give you the strength to continue your fight for the Lord Jesus and to spread his message to all the unsaved filthy masses.

Yours in the Light of the Lord Jesus

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gday from Australia

Mountain Oysters
Mountain Oysters, also known as prairie oysters, are that part of the male animal which is removed in his youth that he may thereby be more tractable and less, uh, masculine. They are considered to be quite a delicacy. Some butcher shops sell bull testicles. These are good but the best source is from young animals.

Oh my golly gooly gosh Master Gordon.

Are you telling me I ate ...... ptttt pttt pttt <spit>

I never realised.

I just got them packaged from the butcher and labelled Mountain Oysters.

I must go wash my mouth out with soap.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

Hmm, Well the oyster blade is usually a very good cut in a stew, casserole or pot pie filling.

I have however never heard of such a cut you are referring to here in Australia.

WS.

Sister Wintersnow here is a recipe for mountain oysters you will enjoy them. The Lord does truly move in mysterious ways and provides for his loving children.

Mountain Oysters
Mountain Oysters, also known as prairie oysters, are that part of the male animal which is removed in his youth that he may thereby be more tractable and less, uh, masculine. They are considered to be quite a delicacy. Some butcher shops sell bull testicles. These are good but the best source is from young animals. The preparation of mountain oysters is quite simple:
Ingredients

mountain oysters
flour
salt
pepper
paprika
garlic
cayenne

Preparation

Season the flour with the salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, and cayenne.

If the mountain oysters are large, cut them into bite sized chunks.

Dust the mountain oysters in the flour and saute in a pan of hot oil or deep fry. They should be tender on the inside and crisp on the outside.

Serve with horseradish sauce or cocktail sauce

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Hello WinterSnow.

I had a pet calf that Daddy said was "very well hung"!

He is now in pieces in the freezer.

I did make a special pie from what we call the Mountain Oysters!

Very tasty!

Hmm, Well the oyster blade is usually a very good cut in a stew, casserole or pot pie filling.

I have however never heard of such a cut you are referring to here in Australia.

WS.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gday from Australia

Master Gordon,

I for one only partake of properly hung beasts.

YIC

WS

Hello WinterSnow.

I had a pet calf that Daddy said was "very well hung"!

He is now in pieces in the freezer.

I did make a special pie from what we call the Mountain Oysters!

Very tasty!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Gday from Australia

This should be a lesson to all - do as Sister Wintersnow does and only partake of well hung meat. The grace of the Lord Jesus goes to all who have well hung meat.

Very true, as I said, I like to look my dinner in the eye. Of course you are correct that it should be well hung.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

This should be a lesson to all - do as Sister Wintersnow does and only partake of well hung meat. The grace of the Lord Jesus goes to all who have well hung meat.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

Master Gordon,

I for one only partake of properly hung beasts.

YIC

WS

Praise the Lord! Sister In Christ the Lord will surely welcome you into his communion of souls in heaven.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

All this talk of eating the flesh of animals that have been made unclean through homosexual acts is an abomination to the Lord. The Lord clearly states this in Leviticus - 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty. The Lord will surely bring his wrath against those who continue practice such filthy things.

Master Gordon,

I for one only partake of properly hung beasts.

YIC

WS

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

All this talk of eating the flesh of animals that have been made unclean through homosexual acts is an abomination to the Lord. The Lord clearly states this in Leviticus - 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty. The Lord will surely bring his wrath against those who continue practice such filthy things.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

I would just like to clarify something here Mr Davidson. Much of the beef we here in Australia eat is imported into the country. The cattle raised here for the most part is exported around the world for others to enjoy. We see little if any of it, so that said, you must then, by your own words, be consuming "homer" beef!

So when you see certain tender cuts in Woolworths, Coles or Safeway with the labelling "Made in Australia" of course it is true! The label WAS made in Australia. Not much else though.


YIC,

WS

Hello Winter Snow - Have you been to / resided in the great state of Victoria....I note you reference to "Safeway" - I believe that the Safeway brand is only in Victoria hence my curiosity

In relation to the "Homer beef" all Australian outlets / supermarkets are regularly submitted to random pathology sampling / testing of all meat.

This is to keep the quality high and the meat free of the Homosexual gene. Likewise all meat producers stock is subjected to same regime

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Please be advised that you are misinformed as:

1. Steers can & do attmept homosexual unions. (Outside of Australia anyway)
2. There have been unconfirmed reports of random bestiality events- This has been attributed to foreigners attemting to sabotuage our export industies

I would just like to clarify something here Mr Davidson. Much of the beef we here in Australia eat is imported into the country. The cattle raised here for the most part is exported around the world for others to enjoy. We see little if any of it, so that said, you must then, by your own words, be consuming "homer" beef!

So when you see certain tender cuts in Woolworths, Coles or Safeway with the labelling "Made in Australia" of course it is true! The label WAS made in Australia. Not much else though.

YIC,

WS

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Gday from Australia

Please be advised that you are misinformed as:

1. Steers can & do attmept homosexual unions. (Outside of Australia anyway)
2. There have been unconfirmed reports of random bestiality events- This has been attributed to foreigners attemting to sabotuage our export industies

Your talking to someone who grew up with 300 head in their back yard.

I used to pick out a steer I turned into a 'pet' every calving season. Of course with names like T-Bone I knew exactly where they were going. and I never saw my steers humping each other.