[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

With prayer and tithing I believe you can be saved Brother St Clem. The Lord loves you.

I wonder if they have Prayer Closets, Master Gordon?

Having one constructed certainly helped me up my time with Jesus.

YIC

WS.

[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

Thank you Master Gordon (is your nickname 'Gard'?), it is pleasing to be loved by the LORD.

You also have a red box Swish Davo? What is happening? Yes it is troubling that the good name of all Australian Christians might be brought into disrepute by yours and my failings.

I thought it was just the Danes who were all infidels.

Today's Scripture (Ecclesiastes 1:7 KJV): "All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full."

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

T'is a grim situation we are in as I too have incured the wrath of the elders.

I hope this does not reflect poorly on Australians in general.....

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

With prayer and tithing I believe you can be saved Brother St Clem. The Lord loves you.

[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

Oh no, oh dear, oh golly gosh, I am a struggling new Christian seemingly in a world of pagans and infidels and a Pastor of the blessed Landover Baptist Church or one of his deacons, elders or security has given me a red box!

This red box is not good. This says I am an 'unsaved' sinner who does not tithe to Landover and other things!!!!

Shall I have to slay a goat and offer it up as a pleasing sacrifice to the LORD in order to be reconciled with Him?

In my prayers this morning I said, "Get to my behind Satan."

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

Too true St Clem
The horned one is insidious, persistent and I am told Satan drives a Volvo, that sums it up really I guess

[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

Please forgive me for the smiley after the 21. I do not know from where it came, it was supposed to be a close quote like this ).

I feel that Satan seeks to distract us from our proper concentration on his Word.

My apologies. Thank you.

[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

Today's Scripture: "If your child remains uncontrollable following intervention of the Elders stone him to death."

I do sincerely apologise and seek forgiveness for the foregoing quote which I writ from memory instead of from the King Janes Version.

The actual words of the LORD are (Deuteronomy 21:18-21 "If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastised him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city..... And they shall say unto the elders of his city, 'This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die."

Those of us who love and fear the LORD would be wise to obey His commandments for we see all too clearly the results of our disobedience and our mamby-pamby treatment of children. They are disobedient, insolent, swear, fornicate and carry knives. They should, as the LORD saith, be stoned.

[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

I seek the forgiveness of by Christian brethren and sisters here for I have lied.

I had advised I did not have access to a King James Bible because I had given it to the grandchildren.

However, last evening when I was kneeling in prayer (facing South), I noticed on the bottom shelf of my bookcase a Holy Bible.

Handwritten inside the front cover are the words, "To Dear Father, Wishing you every Happiness on your 78th Birthday. From your Loving Wife Edith and Family. Horace, Frank, Ella, Addie and Graeme. Also Grandchildren."

I have no idea who are any of these people. I do not know from whence came this Holy Bible. I assume the LORD put it there for my succour.

Please forgive me for saying previously I had no King James. Thank you.

Today's Scripture: "If your child remains uncontrollable following intervention of the Elders stone him to death."

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Gday from Australia

Prairie oysters used to be called lamb's fry, though the term's been corrupted to refer to liver in these Godless times.

It seems to me that removing temptation from young lambs is a Good and Godly Thing. The same used to be practised on choirboys in the catlick blasphemy, though keeping their voices from breaking was only an excuse used to protect the heathen catlicks from the exposure of the unnatural acts they performed with these emasculated children.

One can only wonder whether the same is true of sheep in New Zealand, where they're all sheep handlers.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Your obsession regarding sex with cattle is very disturbing.

That being said, yes we eat the Prairie oysters, as my father used to say; "waste not, want not".

Sister B.I.G,

I think there are several issues.

Apart from the one you just pointed out, there is also the issue of false Idolatry with Sam Keckovich.

Certainly, Mr Keckovich speaks often of his love and adoration of lamb, but in all of his words, I have never heard him utter praise nor rejoicing, nor even quote scripture as to THE LAMB

Nothing at all like this:

John 1:29, 34, 36,

"The next day John seeth Jesus coming unto him, and saith,

Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the
world..
And I saw, and bare record that this is the Son of
God...And looking upon Jesus as he walked, he saith, Behold
the Lamb of God!"

I am in a quandry as to where Mr Davidson's head is at right now, Sister.

YIC,

WS

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Gday from Australia

Sounds delicious Master Gordon, Mmmmmmm.... however you have left out one vital step:

Ensuring that the "mountain oysters" are from a Godly "hetro" donor -
Not a problem here in the great land of Australia but certainly something to be mindful of in the rest of the world.
(So if unsure get them blessed and / or excorcised by your local Pastor ..........or Sam Keckovich)

Your obsession regarding sex with cattle is very disturbing.

That being said, yes we eat the Prairie oysters, as my father used to say; "waste not, want not".

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Hello Winter Snow - Have you been to / resided in the great state of Victoria....I note you reference to "Safeway" - I believe that the Safeway brand is only in Victoria hence my curiosity

My apologies Mr Davidson,

I did not see your question until now.

To answer your question, yes. Unfortunately, I have had to spend time in Victoria: Melbourne specifically. We were on a Homer offensive trip with the main aim to petition the removal of the Floral Clock.

Obviously to restock my make-shift pantry I had no other option but to frequent Safeway, Highpoint.

I hope that clarifies matters for you.

YIC,

WS

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Dear Sister Wintersnow I am sorry if I have bought up a subject that found offensive, please accept my most sincere apology.

I shall flagellate for an extra 5 minutes after evening prayers tonight.

Yours in the Lord Jesus

Master Gordon,

I was not being testy with you ,nor did I find your recipe offensive.

However, Jesus may well be offended so perhaps a good flogging would be in order. It is nice to know that you are going to pray on it beforehand.

YIC

WS.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

Sister Wintersnow here is a recipe for mountain oysters you will enjoy them. The Lord does truly move in mysterious ways and provides for his loving children.

Mountain Oysters
Mountain Oysters, also known as prairie oysters, are that part of the male animal which is removed in his youth that he may thereby be more tractable and less, uh, masculine. They are considered to be quite a delicacy. Some butcher shops sell bull testicles. These are good but the best source is from young animals. The preparation of mountain oysters is quite simple:
Ingredients

mountain oysters
flour
salt
pepper
paprika
garlic
cayenne

Preparation

Season the flour with the salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, and cayenne.

If the mountain oysters are large, cut them into bite sized chunks.

Dust the mountain oysters in the flour and saute in a pan of hot oil or deep fry. They should be tender on the inside and crisp on the outside.

Serve with horseradish sauce or cocktail sauce

Sounds delicious Master Gordon, Mmmmmmm.... however you have left out one vital step:

Ensuring that the "mountain oysters" are from a Godly "hetro" donor -
Not a problem here in the great land of Australia but certainly something to be mindful of in the rest of the world.
(So if unsure get them blessed and / or excorcised by your local Pastor ..........or Sam Keckovich)