[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

Because your farmers have sex with them, does not make the animal homo or heterosexual. A steer is a eunuch, not a homer and it is done so that their meat is better marbled.

Please be advised that you are misinformed as:

1. Steers can & do attmept homosexual unions. (Outside of Australia anyway)
2. There have been unconfirmed reports of random bestiality events- This has been attributed to foreigners attemting to sabotuage our export industies

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Gday from Australia

Charli, Clem shame on you

You have seemed to have forgotten one of the great Australian food staples, STEAK.
Not your namby pamby foreign steak but real Australian steak
I.e. GOD's own steak from the country that is home to real steak a mans steak........... Australia.

Although it pains me to say it everyone knows that American steaks are Homo steaks. Steaks from un-Godly Homosexual steers whereas Australian steaks are from 100% Heterosexual breeding stock.

Likewise all our Lamb products are from 100% Heterosexual sheep wheras American sheep sadly have a high incidence of Homosexual activity.

BTW - This another reason that Sam Keckovich (Gods lessor known second son for the uninitiated) recommends highly Aussie "Heterosexual" Lamb

I can't explain it but it is all part of the Lords plan

Because your farmers have sex with them, does not make the animal homo or heterosexual. A steer is a eunuch, not a homer and it is done so that their meat is better marbled.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

Charli, Clem shame on you

You have seemed to have forgotten one of the great Australian food staples, STEAK.
Not your namby pamby foreign steak but real Australian steak
I.e. GOD's own steak from the country that is home to real steak a mans steak........... Australia.

Although it pains me to say it everyone knows that American steaks are Homo steaks. Steaks from un-Godly Homosexual steers whereas Australian steaks are from 100% Heterosexual breeding stock.

Likewise all our Lamb products are from 100% Heterosexual sheep wheras American sheep sadly have a high incidence of Homosexual activity.

BTW - This another reason that Sam Keckovich (Gods lessor known second son for the uninitiated) recommends highly Aussie "Heterosexual" Lamb

I can't explain it but it is all part of the Lords plan

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gday from Australia

Saint Clem,
Does your wife have any pie recipes she could kindly share with me? Daddy is getting sick of koala and mango potato top pie.

May I respectfully suggest a light dusting of powdered emu, and a sprinking of peppermint gum leaves. It's surprising what a difference it makes - it adds a certain piquancy.

I thank you most sincerely BFDeref.

I will try that when my fast is over.

[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

Saint Clem,
Does your wife have any pie recipes she could kindly share with me? Daddy is getting sick of koala and mango potato top pie.

I shall make enquiries of my wife when we next meet, Charli Harley, for I am most mostly preoccupied with studying the sacred Scriptures in the quiet and solitude of the spare room.

I agree, koala and mango potato top pie is delicious, however one does require a culinary change from time to time.

May I recommend Kookaburra stew to you, Charli, it beats the hell out of Magpie casserole.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Gday from Australia

Saint Clem,
Does your wife have any pie recipes she could kindly share with me? Daddy is getting sick of koala and mango potato top pie.

May I respectfully suggest a light dusting of powdered emu, and a sprinking of peppermint gum leaves. It's surprising what a difference it makes - it adds a certain piquancy.

[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

Errr....Nno StClem I am not familiar with that establishment however I did complete a hospitality and bar-mans course via ICS Correspondence College.

It only took me 8 weeks Would have been 4 weeks but I failed modules 4, 5, 6 & 7 and had to repeat them

However if you give me tip on how to enroll at Morling College that would be appreciated as I would like to enroll into a refrigeration mechanics course as I am told that is where the big, BIG money is

Yes, I believe modules 4, 5, 6 and 7 are very difficult indeed, Swishster (I call you Swishster with respect of course), and few people pass them first shot.

I don't know much about Morling College, snowhite told me about it today. Wonder why it's called "Morling" College? (this is off-topic I realise, SwishD, but when I hear the word 'Morling' I immediately think 'More Bling'. I guess that comes from the HD bling thing?)

Refrigeration mechanics sound an excellent career in which to engage.

"The Lord is my Shepherd"

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

Yes, Swish Davidson, I feel that wintersnow is a sincere lover of the Lord Jesus Christ, and she does possess vision and zest. I quite like her.

Ms 'ws' may be a lecturer at Morling College and on secondment to Landover Baptist Church during her sabbatical maybe? She may be a lecturer in Old Testament Hebrew and so thereby would have a good handle on the writings of the savages, eeeeeeeeer prophets and patriarchs.

Have you been to Morling College, Swish Davidson?

"My God, my God, why hast Thou forsaken me?"

Errr....Nno StClem I am not familiar with that establishment however I did complete a hospitality and bar-mans course via ICS Correspondence College.

It only took me 8 weeks Would have been 4 weeks but I failed modules 4, 5, 6 & 7 and had to repeat them

However if you give me tip on how to enroll at Morling College that would be appreciated as I would like to enroll into a refrigeration mechanics course as I am told that is where the big, BIG money is

[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

StClem

Winter Snow is most probably one of the most learned on the site.
She seems to be a woman with vision and zest far beyond many of her peers in here (both male & female!!)

As she resides in Australia God (and possibly Sam Keckovich) will smile upon her with special reverence.

Yes, Swish Davidson, I feel that wintersnow is a sincere lover of the Lord Jesus Christ, and she does possess vision and zest. I quite like her.

Ms 'ws' may be a lecturer at Morling College and on secondment to Landover Baptist Church during her sabbatical maybe? She may be a lecturer in Old Testament Hebrew and so thereby would have a good handle on the writings of the savages, eeeeeeeeer prophets and patriarchs.

Have you been to Morling College, Swish Davidson?

"My God, my God, why hast Thou forsaken me?"

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Praise you, Sister Snow, and thank you for defending my honor. I don't know what I did to deserve such abuse.

You are welcome Brother, but it seems my words have caused quite the kerfuffle.

I apologize.

YIC,

WS

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Perhaps you should defend your own honour and not shirk you resposibilities to the fairer sex.

Is is not shameful that placed Wintersnow in such a precarious position ? Are you a man???

How did StClem tarnish you honour? After reading the content it is clearly lighthearted and non offensive. Again are you a Man??

I suspect that you maybe envious of StClems knowlege of the word of God compounded by the fact that he is a newbie.

Although possibly embarresing for an elder like yourself your obvious defensivness is concerning and far from insparational to the other folk of the flock

Possibly God (and Sam Keckovich) are begining to wonder about your spiritual integrity and you ability to demonstrate leadership as a man ?

As Gomer Pyle would say and I quote: Golleeee......Shame, Shame, Shame

Hey now Mr, don't you start sassin' too! I chose to mention Brother Nobar King and if anything it is my fault for doing so, not his. You don't seem to appreciate, that as Brothers and Sisters in Christ, we work together in the Love of Christ.

As for Clem, his knowledge of The Word is severely lacking Swish, and his comments so far have been nothing but mockery of The Lord and our Faith.

YIC,

WS.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

Praise you, Sister Snow, and thank you for defending my honor. I don't know what I did to deserve such abuse.

Perhaps you should defend your own honour and not shirk you resposibilities to the fairer sex.

Is is not shameful that placed Wintersnow in such a precarious position ? Are you a man???

How did StClem tarnish you honour? After reading the content it is clearly lighthearted and non offensive. Again are you a Man??

I suspect that you maybe envious of StClems knowlege of the word of God compounded by the fact that he is a newbie.

Although possibly embarresing for an elder like yourself your obvious defensivness is concerning and far from insparational to the other folk of the flock

Possibly God (and Sam Keckovich) are begining to wonder about your spiritual integrity and you ability to demonstrate leadership as a man ?

As Gomer Pyle would say and I quote: Golleeee......Shame, Shame, Shame

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gday from Australia

Saint Clem,
Does your wife have any pie recipes she could kindly share with me? Daddy is getting sick of koala and mango potato top pie.

[Nobar King]

Re: Gday from Australia

Praise you, Sister Snow, and thank you for defending my honor. I don't know what I did to deserve such abuse.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Gday wintersnow, you seem to have some knowledge of the ways of the Tasmanians. I think they found no mention of incest in the Bible and therefore assumed it was alright but I am not sure about that.

No, unfortunately my wife has not been saved so she still enjoys smoking and drinking which I believe does not comply with Scriptural instructions regarding "keeping holt the temple of God". I trust she will be saved before it is too late.

I think I have heard of Morling College, it is in Sydney or Adelaide, ws?

I am sorry for confusing King JAMES with King JOHN. James was, I think, the "son of Zebadee" but I don't know who Zebadee is.

Mockery, my dear wintersnow, is not within my nature. I think when our Lord said, "Greater things than these shall ye do," he was not speaking of mockery but rather miracles and tongues. Do you speak in tongues, wintersun?

Clem, even though you are a man and I a woman, I do not have to put up with your sass, nor your condesending lip!

We have a certain order here and it is to be maintained at all costs. Not only have you disrespected me, and my Brother In Christ, Nobar King, but you too have disrespected God HIMSELF, with your petty play and cursory tone.

Please take note:

1. God
2. Jesus
3. Pastors and Deacons
4. Male True Christians™
5. Female True Christians™
6. Male Forum Members
7. Female Forum Members
8. Unsaved Trash

As you can see Clem, you are #8 on the list and you are to show respect and nothing less to those higher than you.

Now, that has been clarified I am more than happy to answer your questions.

Morling College is in a suburb of Sydney.

Certainly I do know of the activities of Tasmanians. Many of the girls I counsel now have escaped from there to the mainland so that they don't end up being their brothers wife. It would be very psychologically damaging to be your niece or nephews biological mother, don't you think?

More mocking I see as to King James and King John. King John was the son of King HenryII.

Different people however where James, Son of Zebedee ( James the Greater to distinguish him from James, son of Alphaeus, who is also known as James the Less). His brother however was John The Apostle and James, Son of Zebedee was also one of the Twelve Apostles.

See? It is quite easy to understand when you see it this way.

Your wife sounds like a slovenly woman. There may be no hope at all for salvation.

No, I don't speak in tongues, but I am capable of giving sassy smartmouths a good tongue-lashing when required, Mr!

YIC,

WS