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  • mymakersson
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    • Jun 2010
    • 7

    #1

    Hi I'm New

    Hello all
    I'm a a very religious male (66) And true believer
    God guided me to this wonderful site,Praise be.
    I'm single seeking an untouched younger female (36-44)



    Thou shall not commit adultery

    No hobos shall enter this house of God,praise be
  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: Hi I'm New

    Originally posted by mymakersson View Post
    I'm single seeking an untouched younger female (36-44)
    You're still single at 66? Goodness me, I can't imagine why! Sometimes the younger ladies can be very ageist ... they see an older man staring appreciatively at them, unblinking in his admiration and they get all silly about it, and call the police. I shall pray that never happens to you!

    Tell us more about yourself: Which church do you attend? Do you have a favourite Bible verse? (please quote said verse using the KJV).
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    • mymakersson
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      • Jun 2010
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Hi I'm New

      Hello Mrs Rogers
      May i first say you are one beautiful lady,,praise be
      I attend a little church with about 7 members,praise be


      my fav verse is
      'And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech'.
      ,praise be

      im of to pray for an hour
      speak to you soon ,praise be

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22893

        #4
        Re: Hi I'm New

        Originally posted by mymakersson View Post
        Hello all
        I'm (66) [...]I'm single seeking an untouched younger female (36-44)
        The guidance of the men of old is that a man shall marry a woman half his age plus 7 years. So your age grouping is fine +/-10%, which I think is fair.

        OTOH, an untouched female of that age group is almost certainly to be a bit of a badger's ass. Her breeding capabilities will be impaired and she will be inclined to be wilful.
        Originally posted by mymakersson View Post
        Hello Mrs Rogers
        May i first say you are one beautiful lady,,praise be
        I attend a little church with about 7 members,praise be[...]
        I'm not too happy about that. Landover pulls in around the 7,000 mark on a slack day.

        I suspect that there might be some lose dogma about your church. I'd be careful, I trod in some once.
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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • HTannor
          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2612

          #5
          Re: Hi I'm New

          Originally posted by mymakersson View Post
          Hello Mrs Rogers
          May i first say you are one beautiful lady,,praise be


          im of to pray for an hour
          speak to you soon ,praise be
          Mrs. Rogers: there is no question you are a beautiful lady. This new person has a good eye.

          However, reading between his lines, as it were, I think he has a certain "lecherousness" about him and I fear for your safety.

          Please make sure any attempts on his part to contact you is on the open forum so we Brothers can make sure his intentions are honorable.
          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Hi I'm New

            What Church do you belong too.
            What is you most poiniant verse from the Bible?

            What makes you think you can walz in here and troll for respectable ladies. This is not meat store.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Phebe Carlyle
              GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
              Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 2604

              #7
              Re: Hi I'm New

              Perhaps this gent is a widowerer.. hence his single status.

              I must say though that he does have excellent taste in women, because (obviously not from a lezbo stance) Mrs.Rogers is quite striking.

              He does have me troubled though with the "praise be" bit. It reminds me a lot of the wiccan/pagan falsity of "blessed be".

              I sincerely hope that he is not here in an attempt to take Good True Christian™ over to satan!

              He is obviously trying to talk the talk, but it remains to be seen if he actually walks the walk with Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

              YIC,

              Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




              There's Jesus here,
              Just see what He offers me....
              Down here my sins forgiven,
              Up there a home in heaven
              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: Hi I'm New

                Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                Perhaps this gent is a widowerer.. hence his single status.

                I must say though that he does have excellent taste in women, because (obviously not from a lezbo stance) Mrs.Rogers is quite striking.

                He does have me troubled though with the "praise be" bit. It reminds me a lot of the wiccan/pagan falsity of "blessed be".

                I sincerely hope that he is not here in an attempt to take Good True Christian™ over to satan!

                He is obviously trying to talk the talk, but it remains to be seen if he actually walks the walk with Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior.

                YIC,

                Mrs.P.Wintersnow.
                Quite possible he is a widower, Mrs.Wintersnow. I have lost two wives so far, both tragically fell down abandoned wells.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Phebe Carlyle
                  GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                  Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 2604

                  #9
                  Re: Hi I'm New

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Quite possible he is a widower, Mrs.Wintersnow. I have lost two wives so far, both tragically fell down abandoned wells.
                  Brother James,

                  I am so sorry to hear of your double loss. Those wells can certainly be hazardous. Perhaps they weren't concentrating on their wifely duties or on The Lord himself, hence their quite literal descent into the pit.

                  Proverbs 1.12

                  “Let us swallow them up alive as the grave and whole, as those that go down into the pit”


                  I am not casting aspersions on them of course, but just throwing "out there" a viable theory.

                  If you every need the comfort of a pie, or a good home-cooked Rump Roast dinner, please don't hesitate to give me a call as I would be more than happy and willing to fulfill

                  YIC,

                  Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Hi I'm New

                    No doubt, you put out a marvelous spread of delectable delights, culminating in a hot, moist deep dish pie. However, unless you are able to have enough treats for my current wife, I am afraid I'd have to decline. The missus does get jealous when I skip out for little taste away from home.
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • mymakersson
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                      • Jun 2010
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: Hi I'm New

                      Good Morning
                      Thank you for the kind words fellow believers

                      Mrs.P.Wintersnow - My intentions are very honorable.
                      You are also a very fetching female,but alas too young. praise be

                      Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me?

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