X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22931

    #16
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    [...]
    There is no "Lake of fire" type Hell
    [...]
    The One TRUE GOD would not do such things to his creation.
    [...]
    Then all his subjects would simply ignore him.

    There has to be a stick as well as a carrot; thus speaks The Lord of Hosts.
    sigpic


    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

    Comment

    • Jo Freddie
      Unsaved trash
      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #17
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Then all his subjects would simply ignore him.

      There has to be a stick as well as a carrot; thus speaks The Lord of Hosts.
      An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
      2 It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell.
      3 Darning them to Heck would be a problem for a supposedly intelligent creator.
      4 Lakes of fire, boiling waters, sauces, etc, aren't a good choice.
      5 If you want to attract "justified" persons, portray just rewards and punishments.
      6 If you want to attract lunatics and sadists, portray violent punishments.

      And it is clear from this forum that the Hell describe in your collection of fairy tales has indeed attracted a bunch of lunatics and sadists.
      Posted via Pasta

      True Pastafarian™

      May my Sauce be with you!
      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
      The Loose Canon - HTML version
      Loose Canon Fan Page
      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
      I have been to The Volcano!

      Comment

      • Aaron Cyril
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2010
        • 67

        #18
        Re: Hello

        Can someone explain me why most of the people who reject god get banned after several posts, but a couple of them not ?.
        Like this godmocking lunatic above this post already has 650+ posts ?!.

        How does this work ?
        What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God

        Comment

        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
          Can someone explain me why most of the people who reject god get banned after several posts, but a couple of them not ?.
          Like this godmocking lunatic above this post already has 650+ posts ?!.

          How does this work ?
          I find it helpful to have Jo Freddie around as a reminder of the depths of perversion that a soul can sink to once it has been surrendered to Satan.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

          Comment

          • Phebe Carlyle
            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 2604

            #20
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
            Can someone explain me why most of the people who reject god get banned after several posts, but a couple of them not ?.
            Like this godmocking lunatic above this post already has 650+ posts ?!.

            How does this work ?

            It is very much, as far as I know, to show the idiocy and the lengths some go to, to promote their false gods.

            That Jo Freddie fellow is a perfect example with his silly pasta and sauce rubbish.

            As long as WE know The Truth, that is all that matters Brother Aaron.

            Isaiah chapters 43-45.

            Isaiah 43:10-11

            "Ye are My witnesses", saith the LORD, "and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe Me, and understand that I am He: before Me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after Me. I, even I, am the LORD; and beside Me there is no savior."

            Isaiah 44:6

            Thus saith the LORD the King of Israel, and His redeemer the LORD of hosts; "I am the first, and I am the last; and beside Me there is no God."

            Isaiah 44:8

            "Fear ye not, neither be afraid: have not I told thee from that time, and have declared it? ye are even My witnesses. Is there a God beside Me? yea, there is no God; I know not any."


            YIC,

            Mrs.P.Wintersnow




            There's Jesus here,
            Just see what He offers me....
            Down here my sins forgiven,
            Up there a home in heaven
            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

            Comment

            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
              Like this godmocking lunatic above this post already has 650+ posts ?!. How does this work ?
              Some people seem to think he sets a good example of how evil and stupid unbelievers can be. Personally I think he should have been banned ages ago. Nothing good can come from eating tomato sauce.

              Mark 16:16 "He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned."
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

              Comment

              • Jo Freddie
                Unsaved trash
                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #22
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
                Can someone explain me why most of the people who reject god get banned after several posts, but a couple of them not ?.
                Like this godmocking lunatic above this post already has 650+ posts ?!.

                How does this work ?
                I speak nothing but the TRUTH and due to that I guess much as they are uncomfortable with the truth they can not bring themselves to ban me, something deep down inside them will not let them. I can only hope that with my continuing work to reveal the truth one day they will be able to openly accept what they KNOW to be true.

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                I find it helpful to have Jo Freddie around as a reminder of the depths of perversion that a soul can sink to once it has been surrendered to Satan.
                Satan is a product of the imagination of those that wrote your fairy tales, he does not exist, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, praise be to His Noodly Appendages, gave us the knowledge to know right from wrong. If you do wrong then you have no one to blame but yourself. Satan is a get out clause construct to enable people to deny responsibility for their own actions.

                Muellers I
                a letter to the Macaronians
                45 Our Heavenly Glob instilled in them the same sense of right and wrong that He gave to others,
                46 and these people wilfully chose to ignore it.
                Posted via Pasta

                True Pastafarian™

                May my Sauce be with you!
                Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                The Loose Canon - HTML version
                Loose Canon Fan Page
                North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                I have been to The Volcano!

                Comment

                • Aaron Cyril
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 67

                  #23
                  Re: Hello

                  As long as WE know The Truth, that is all that matters Brother Aaron.
                  Amen !!.
                  I fully agree with that.

                  However, I agree with cranky old man that they should have him banned a long time ago. I understand that it is a good reminder of how retarded people can get when worshipping satan, but we should ban anyone who does at gods favorite forum. The forum rules state that this forum is only for worshipping jesus, god and the holy spirit. Not for debating with sinners .

                  besides, every day we get a new satanist / jew / muslim / catlik / buddhist / hindoeist / satanist / humanist who clearly show us how bad they are and how good we are by being a christian.
                  So I'm totally behind Brother Cranky, We should actually ban him .
                  What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God

                  Comment

                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #24
                    Re: Hello

                    I see no reason to ban me when all I am doing is trying to share the truth. Now I know many here can not see the truth no matter how clearly I try to present it, but I will not let that stop me.

                    For all I know maybe they have tried to ban me, I know I have received many infractions in the past, maybe each of these was an attempt to ban me but His Noodly Appendage intervened, in the same way that He messes with scientists, nudging their mouse away from clicking on the ban button. Or maybe there is some other reason I am still here.

                    Take the time to read my posts and study the TRUE scriptures that I direct people to, then you may come to understand the TRUTH and why I am still here.
                    Posted via Pasta

                    True Pastafarian™

                    May my Sauce be with you!
                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                    I have been to The Volcano!

                    Comment

                    • Aaron Cyril
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 67

                      #25
                      Re: Hello

                      Take the time to read my posts and study the TRUE scriptures that I direct people to, then you may come to understand the TRUTH and why I am still here.
                      What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God

                      Comment

                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #26
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
                        Amen !!.
                        I fully agree with that.

                        However, I agree with cranky old man that they should have him banned a long time ago. I understand that it is a good reminder of how retarded people can get when worshipping satan, but we should ban anyone who does at gods favorite forum. The forum rules state that this forum is only for worshipping jesus, god and the holy spirit. Not for debating with sinners .

                        besides, every day we get a new satanist / jew / muslim / catlik / buddhist / hindoeist / satanist / humanist who clearly show us how bad they are and how good we are by being a christian.
                        So I'm totally behind Brother Cranky, We should actually ban him .
                        Gee I can understand your angst Brother Aaron. Just know, if you would ever like to just sit and discuss your disdain, I am happy to lend an ear.

                        That said though. I think too it is important to reveal these false prophets for what they are, to show "noobs" here for the first time, just how ridiculous believing ANYTHING other than what the KJV1611 teaches is nothing but farce and malarky. Gosh, excuse my language.

                        God has shown quite clearly that mockers and rebukers of Him should be exposed and shown to be the sinners they are.

                        As you can see, he just continues with his lies and mockery and rebuking.

                        1 Timothy

                        5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.

                        5:21 I charge [thee] before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, and the elect angels, that thou observe these things:


                        See, God is watching him too and is keeping score.

                        YIC,

                        Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

                        Comment

                        • Aaron Cyril
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 67

                          #27
                          Re: Hello

                          See, God is watching him too and is keeping score.
                          Amen, that is a huge relief.
                          He will be punished thereafter.

                          Where i'm scared of is that he might influence our youth with his mockery.
                          Kids these days are seducted very fast by some evil mind.
                          What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God

                          Comment

                          • Jo Freddie
                            Unsaved trash
                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #28
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
                            He will be punished thereafter.
                            I do not fear the thereafter, for I know the TRUTH
                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
                            2 It is my contention that a loving God of any kind would not Damn someone to Hell.
                            3 Darning them to Heck would be a problem for a supposedly intelligent creator.
                            4 Lakes of fire, boiling waters, sauces, etc, aren't a good choice.
                            5 If you want to attract "justified" persons, portray just rewards and punishments.
                            6 If you want to attract lunatics and sadists, portray violent punishments.

                            And it is clear from this forum that the Hell describe in your collection of fairy tales has indeed attracted a bunch of lunatics and sadists.

                            Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
                            he might influence our youth
                            I hope I do, so they are not condemned to the life of fear that your church has waiting for them if they do not realise how far from the TRUTH your favourite collection of horror stories, the kjv1611, is.
                            Posted via Pasta

                            True Pastafarian™

                            May my Sauce be with you!
                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                            I have been to The Volcano!

                            Comment

                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #29
                              Re: Hello

                              Originally posted by Aaron Cyril View Post
                              Can someone explain me why most of the people who reject god get banned after several posts, but a couple of them not ?.
                              Like this godmocking lunatic above this post already has 650+ posts ?!.

                              How does this work ?
                              Sorry for coming in late on this, but I thought that since I asked a Pastor the exact same question that you would like the answer I received.

                              The Pastor told me it's because he's not aggressively antagonistic like most of the banned members are. He has also not openly blasphemed the Holy Ghost meaning that there is still hope for his eternal soul.

                              Personally I agree with you and Brother COM that he should be banned, but the Pastors know best.
                              Drama queen

                              Comment

                              • Brother Snapper Grogan
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 608

                                #30
                                Re: Hello

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                Personally I agree with you and Brother COM that he should be banned, but the Pastors know best.
                                I agree with both those statements. There's no question that the Pastors know best and I'm always grateful for their wisdom.

                                I'm going to treat Jo Freddie's silly meatballistics as I would the Rod of Chastisement - as a reminder that, no matter how unpleasant or painful things get, it's just a way of learning how to ignore the adversity and stay focussed on Jesus.
                                What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

                                Comment

                                Working...