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  • Chaplain David
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    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2010
    • 8

    #1

    Chaplain David

    I believe the Words from God by the Holy Spirit are without question higher in spiritual status than the written word because, guidance from the Holy Spirit is Jesus speaking to you personally. I love my bible but it is not infallible or without error as men throughout the centuries have had a hand in it's continuous inclusions and revisions. However, God talking to us through the Holy Spirit is not a revision or an interpretation. It is direction from the Lord.
  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #2
    Re: Chaplain David

    @Chaplain David Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

    Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
    I Jesus!

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #3
      Re: Chaplain David

      Originally posted by Chaplain David View Post
      I believe the Words from God by the Holy Spirit are without question higher in spiritual status than the written word because, guidance from the Holy Spirit is Jesus speaking to you personally. I love my bible but it is not infallible or without error as men throughout the centuries have had a hand in it's continuous inclusions and revisions. However, God talking to us through the Holy Spirit is not a revision or an interpretation. It is direction from the Lord.

      Well, 'chaplain' as a purported man of God, you of all people should know better.
      Perhaps because you are a pedo-papist and think you can escape Gods wrath for buggery that you can pick and chose what to follow in His Book. I assure you, if God wanted the Bible updated, He would of done so. The mere fact it has not been changed is testament to its' perfection.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22895

        #4
        Re: Chaplain David

        Originally posted by Chaplain David View Post
        [...]I love my bible but it is not infallible [...]
        Then you should get yourself a copy of KJV1611.

        Landover Baptist Faith and Message statement

        "The Holy Bible, KJV1611, was written by men divinely inspired and is God's revelation of Himself to man. It is a perfect treasure of divine instruction. It has God for its author, salvation for its end, and truth, without any mixture of error, for its matter. Therefore, all Scripture therein is totally true and trustworthy.”

        I have no idea how many souls you have condemned to the Fires of Hell because you used the wrong version, but it is a serious situation.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • WinnerNotSinner
          Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 951

          #5
          Re: Chaplain David

          As Ezekiel says.

          Psalm 12:6 (King James Version)
          The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

          They are infallible, and they are without error. It says so many times in the Bible, so what right have you to make such bold statements?
          6
          A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
          "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

          Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
          If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

          GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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          • Benedict A. Davis
            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 3900

            #6
            Re: Chaplain David

            Was this guy related to Charlie Chaplin, he too did not have much to say.
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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            • Brother Harold Porter
              Landover Senior Outreach
              Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 8236

              #7
              Re: Chaplain David

              Originally posted by Chaplain David View Post
              I believe the Words from God by the Holy Spirit are without question higher in spiritual status than the written word because, guidance from the Holy Spirit is Jesus speaking to you personally. I love my bible but it is not infallible or without error as men throughout the centuries have had a hand in it's continuous inclusions and revisions. However, God talking to us through the Holy Spirit is not a revision or an interpretation. It is direction from the Lord.
              I pray for your soul. Men have had their hands in and on many wicked things (and I speak from experience when I was lost), but not His Word. The Holy Spirit guides us in Christian interpretation and contextual reference in languages before God's chosen English, but does NOT exceed the authority in His Gift to us. His Word.

              "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" 2 Timothy 3:16 - KJV
              "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:

              And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book." Revelation 22:18-19 - KJV
              May you again find our Savior that loves you.

              YIC
              Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: Chaplain David

                Originally posted by Chaplain David View Post
                I believe the Words from God by the Holy Spirit are without question higher in spiritual status than the written word because, guidance from the Holy Spirit is Jesus speaking to you personally. I love my bible but it is not infallible or without error as men throughout the centuries have had a hand in it's continuous inclusions and revisions. However, God talking to us through the Holy Spirit is not a revision or an interpretation. It is direction from the Lord.
                If you're a chaplain, then my pit bull is the emperor of Poland.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Benedict A. Davis
                  Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 3900

                  #9
                  Re: Chaplain David

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  If you're a chaplain, then my pit bull is the emperor of Poland.
                  Your dog,it's catholic then?
                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #10
                    Re: Chaplain David

                    Originally posted by Chaplain David View Post
                    I believe the Words from God by the Holy Spirit are without question higher in spiritual status than the written word because, guidance from the Holy Spirit is Jesus speaking to you personally. I love my bible but it is not infallible or without error as men throughout the centuries have had a hand in it's continuous inclusions and revisions. However, God talking to us through the Holy Spirit is not a revision or an interpretation. It is direction from the Lord.
                    Hello Chaplain David,

                    I will reserve welcome however until a few things have been established.

                    Perhaps the error of your ways is that you DO read fallible bibles, rather than the ONLY Truth,The KJV1611 - it WAS written by God and it has been proven to be so.

                    So, that said I do need to ask which "version" have you been reading? The Noxious NIV, the Evil Eastons or Hellish Holman's perhaps?

                    I suppose at this point it is moot to even ask you what your favorite scripture is as it will not be the Word of God anyway.

                    You just clarify that issue and then we can move on.

                    YIC,

                    Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • Brother Snapper Grogan
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 608

                      #11
                      Re: Chaplain David

                      Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post
                      Hello Chaplain David,

                      I will reserve welcome however until a few things have been established.

                      Perhaps the error of your ways is that you DO read fallible bibles, rather than the ONLY Truth,The KJV1611 - it WAS written by God and it has been proven to be so.

                      So, that said I do need to ask which "version" have you been reading? The Noxious NIV, the Evil Eastons or Hellish Holman's perhaps?

                      I suppose at this point it is moot to even ask you what your favorite scripture is as it will not be the Word of God anyway.

                      You just clarify that issue and then we can move on.

                      YIC,

                      Mrs.P.Wintersnow
                      Well said, Mrs. Wintersnow. I'll reserve my judgement until I know just what sort of "chaplain" the so-called "chaplain david" is.
                      What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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