[Sylvia]

Re: Hi

Jo Freddie are you a guy or a girl? All the above now got me wondering so if I may ask for clarification

Hello Sister Phebe and Mr.Dewitt How is your evening going?

[James Dewitt]

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Jo Freddie are you a guy or a girl? All the above now got me wondering so if I may ask for clarification

Hello Sister Phebe and Mr.Dewitt How is your evening going?

Sister Sylvia just fine and yours? By the by you might want to stay clear of the pasta he/she. You never know when Jesus might strike him/her dead.

[Malaysia_Christian]

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Hi Sylvia, welcome to the forum

[Sylvia]

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Sister Sylvia just fine and yours? By the by you might want to stay clear of the pasta he/she. You never know when Jesus might strike him/her dead.

My evening just got better by coming here to God's Favorite Forum

I will take your advice and stay away from he/she Mr.Dewitt.


Praise Jesus!

Yours in Christ

Sylvia

[Sylvia]

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Hi Sylvia, welcome to the forum

Hi! Thank you very much, nice to meet you.


YIC

Sylvia

[Jo Freddie]

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Jo Freddie are you a guy or a girl? All the above now got me wondering so if I may ask for clarification

While the avatar that has been imposed on me by this place is not of my choosing, it does reflect my gender.

Sister Sylvia just fine and yours? By the by you might want to stay clear of the pasta he/she. You never know when Jesus might strike him/her dead.

Pay no heed to his words, he knows deep down that I speak the TRUTH and that I have a better understanding of God, this scares him and many of the others here.
Read my postings and you too can get to better understand Our Lord and Creator, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages. The KVJ1611 Collection of Fairy Tales will NOT lead you to the TRUTH.

[Sylvia]

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While the avatar that has been imposed on me by this place is not of my choosing, it does reflect my gender.

Thanks for clarifying.

Pay no heed to his words, he knows deep down that I speak the TRUTH and that I have a better understanding of God, this scares him and many of the others here.
Read my postings and you too can get to better understand Our Lord and Creator, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages. The KVJ1611 Collection of Fairy Tales will NOT lead you to the TRUTH.

[James Dewitt]

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Thanks for clarifying.

While Jo Freddie did clarify his actual sex, he did not tell us what his sexural preference is. I smell a Homer and God hates homers.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[Jo Freddie]

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While Jo Freddie did clarify his actual sex, he did not tell us what his sexural preference is. I smell a Homer and God hates homers.

In this thread I have already covered this point

What concern is it of yours?

My sexuality is something between me and my partner and of no business of anyone else.

I do nothing that offends my partner or myself, so I am living as God instructs us.

And just to clarify this is The One True God's position on the matter as laid out in the Holy Texts

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

The Book of Piraticus
Chapter 3

1 And he shall make the analogy that just as two completely different alcoholic beverages are equal, all people are equal.
2 Yes, I know it's kind of a leap, but trust me, I'm the FSM.
3 I love all people equally, so no holy wars or gay bashing or anything like that.
4 There's no reason for any of that.

Pastalm XII

8 I feel that the FSM would appreciate this, since It has a lot of noodly appendages and would want us mere humans created in It's image with noodly appendages to get together and attempt to procreate.
9 I'm also cool with lesbian weddings because the FSM also respects those created with more meatball-like attachments.
10 And if the meatballs and noodles want to get together, it's all good because the FSM is cool about that.
11 Unlike some imaginary deities who are such prudes they don't even have sex with women to get kids, the FSM has the meatballs and noodles all coming together out in the open in a free expression of high-carb goodness.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Jo Freddie are you a guy or a girl? All the above now got me wondering so if I may ask for clarification

Hello Sister Phebe and Mr.Dewitt How is your evening going?

Hi Sister Sylvia,

I am fine, thank you so very much for asking. Hoping God is just power-blasting you with His love today!

Gosh, who needs a super-soaker in the summer months when one has the Lord in their life!!

As Brother James warned you, don't believe a word that Jo Freddie tells you. He tries to coerce people over to his "religion" with promise of perfect pasta cookery and recipes for tasty sauces, but it is all just a ploy.

YIC,

Sister Phebe

[Phebe Carlyle]

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While Jo Freddie did clarify his actual sex, he did not tell us what his sexural preference is. I smell a Homer and God hates homers.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Oh Brother James, did you smell his gnocchi cooking from there too??

[Jo Freddie]

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As Brother James warned you, don't believe a word that Jo Freddie tells you. He tries to coerce people over to his "religion" with promise of perfect pasta cookery and recipes for tasty sauces, but it is all just a ploy.

See how scared of the TRUTH they are Sylvia, they will do almost anything to distract you from discovering the TRUTH. I offer no lies, no false prophets, no imaginary friends who used their son in an attempt to frame the Jews. No I Just speak of The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.

Oh Brother James, did you smell his gnocchi cooking from there too??

Not a great fan of gnocchi, so I never cook it, my partner does not cook it either.

[Sylvia]

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See how scared of the TRUTH they are Sylvia, they will do almost anything to distract you from discovering the TRUTH. I offer no lies, no false prophets, no imaginary friends who used their son in an attempt to frame the Jews. No I Just speak of The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.


Not a great fan of gnocchi, so I never cook it, my partner does not cook it either.

I am a fan, I cook great gnocchi and mine does not stink! Mr.Freddie why do you keep calling your wife a partner?

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Hello, Sylvia - it's a great pleasure to meet a Godly woman new to this friendly forum.

I hope you'll pay no attention to Jo Freddie's silly noodling - I believe he's tolerated here to show us how utterly misguided it's possible to be.

I'm sorry to hear that Jesus decided to kill your husband, but I see that you recognise that it was for the best. He must be taking special care of you.
Your pies sound absolutely mouthwatering!

While Jo Freddie did clarify his actual sex, he did not tell us what his sexural preference is. I smell a Homer and God hates homers.

Did you notice that he told us his "gender", not his sex. As I understand the homersexual terminology, "gender" is something you choose, not a description of your God-given sex. That means that Jo Freddie has chosen to be a man. Now: if God had made Jo Freddie a man he wouldn't have to choose to be a man, would he? Of course not. This means that God must have made Jo Freddie a woman and that she then denied God and chose to be a man.

This would explain perfectly Jo Freddie's love of cooking and cleaning toilets. You can take the skirt off the woman, but you can't take the woman out of the skirt. (Hm - that didn't come out quite right, but you know what I mean.)

"His" name is also a giveaway. "Jo" is a woman's name - short for Josephine. No doubt that's the name that she was Christened. "Freddie" is a man's name - no doubt the name that "he" adopted when he took to wearing trousers and binding his womanly shape to disguise it.

How Josephine's poor parents must weep every night at the sight of their precious daughter parading around in a man's clothing and engaging in unnatural acts with other women!
I wonder what "special arrangements" Satan has planned for Josephine's aeternal reward?

[Sylvia]

Re: Hi

Hello, Sylvia - it's a great pleasure to meet a Godly woman new to this friendly forum.

I hope you'll pay no attention to Jo Freddie's silly noodling - I believe he's tolerated here to show us how utterly misguided it's possible to be.

I'm sorry to hear that Jesus decided to kill your husband, but I see that you recognise that it was for the best. He must be taking special care of you.
Your pies sound absolutely mouthwatering!

Hello Mr. BFDeret - It is my pleasure to be here, God has always directed to the right places, He did it yet again, Praise Him!

It is quite alright with me, the Lord rules me and if He took the husband, YES! it was for the best, I'm sure. I am faithful, so He sees me through

Thanks for the compliment on my pies, too bad for the hubby, never got to taste them


Yours in Christ

Sylvia