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  • I am not god :)
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2010
    • 13

    #1

    Ignorance is a sin.

    I felt compelled to write this up as I was infuriated by the sheer ignorance on this board. You claim that all black people are going to hell, why is this so? Jesus himself was from bethlehem as you all know and if you look at people from there, they do not have white skin. Therefore jesus was black. Now before you get all 'Angry christian mob' on me, I would like to raise another point. If god only listens to the prayers of americans, then what did he do before you were colonised? You are completely ignorant of other religions and your god will punish you as such. You people are almost comparable to muslim extremists, the only saving grace for you is that you do not threaten others with Jihad, only hell. And if you do not open your eyes and recognise other religions then you will be Damned to hell for all eternity yada yada yada. I know I will get banned for posting this but I had to make my point clear. If you have a thread of decency then you will leave this up for discussion. If not then you will lock and delete this post, well, that furthermore proves your ignorance of other religions and other peoples views!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Ignorance is a sin.

    Originally posted by I am god :) View Post
    I felt compelled to write this up as I was infuriated by the sheer ignorance on this board. You claim that all black people are going to hell, why is this so? Jesus himself was from bethlehem as you all know and if you look at people from there, they do not have white skin. Therefore jesus was black. Now before you get all 'Angry christian mob' on me, I would like to raise another point. If god only listens to the prayers of americans, then what did he do before you were colonised? You are completely ignorant of other religions and your god will punish you as such. You people are almost comparable to muslim extremists, the only saving grace for you is that you do not threaten others with Jihad, only hell. And if you do not open your eyes and recognise other religions then you will be Damned to hell for all eternity yada yada yada. I know I will get banned for posting this but I had to make my point clear. If you have a thread of decency then you will leave this up for discussion. If not then you will lock and delete this post, well, that furthermore proves your ignorance of other religions and other peoples views!
    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22900

      #3
      Re: Ignorance is a sin.

      Dear Fellow Christians,

      I would ask for you to pause for a moment in your devotions or running a profitable business, to take a while to pray for the OP.

      His wall of text, devoid of paragraphs, his wilful misunderstanding of The Lord's Word and his laughable, immature final sentence, all indicate someone filled with pride, whose opinions will transcend those of The One True God.

      He is a sad case, yet, as your words drift to Heaven, please think that he may be Saved(tm)

      Thank you.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337

        #4
        Re: Ignorance is a sin.

        The Bible says that Jesus was white.

        Revelation 1:14 (King James Version)

        14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

        So if you think Jesus was black you are an atheist.
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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        • I am not god :)
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jul 2010
          • 13

          #5
          Re: Ignorance is a sin.

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          The Bible says that Jesus was white.

          Revelation 1:14 (King James Version)

          14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

          So if you think Jesus was black you are an atheist.
          Okay fair point. I can accept valid points. I am no atheist, I am agnostic, I look for my own path and people like you (not personally) make me sick with your white supremacy talk. Let me guess, do the people on this board support hitler?

          You lot are the definition of 'extremist'

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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263

            #6
            Re: Ignorance is a sin.

            Originally posted by I am not god :) View Post
            I felt compelled to write this up as I was infuriated by the sheer ignorance on this board.
            Bla bla.

            So you're an atheist and like to go telling around people that you're better than they are because you read The God Delusion.

            Now, instead of simply going by your own bigoted opinion, you are now empowered by the opinions articulated by atheists far more intelligent than yourself, with which you will surely "crush" Christians.

            All we are trying to do as Christians is to try to prevent you from going to Hell. But hey, if you want to go to Hell so badly, go ahead. It's YOUR choice.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #7
              Re: Ignorance is a sin.

              Originally posted by I am not god :) View Post
              Okay fair point. I can accept valid points. I am no atheist, I am agnostic, I look for my own path and people like you (not personally) make me sick with your white supremacy talk. Let me guess, do the people on this board support hitler?

              You lot are the definition of 'extremist'
              You are either a theist or an atheist. If you're an agnostic, then you don't believe in God. Therefore you are an atheist. Not that it really matters, as either one will land you in Hell for all eternity.

              Hitler did some good things dealing with the jooish problem, but he was a Catholicker, and therefore damned. He would make a better president than Barack Osamba the Black Mamba Obama.

              As for the extremist accusation, we are extremely Christian. We are 100% True Christian™. I'll wear that mantle with pride. You're either 100% Christian or not, and we are True Christians™.
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • I am not god :)
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2010
                • 13

                #8
                Re: Ignorance is a sin.

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                You are either a theist or an atheist. If you're an agnostic, then you don't believe in God. Therefore you are an atheist. Not that it really matters, as either one will land you in Hell for all eternity.

                Hitler did some good things dealing with the jooish problem, but he was a Catholicker, and therefore damned. He would make a better president than Barack Osamba the Black Mamba Obama.

                As for the extremist accusation, we are extremely Christian. We are 100% True Christian™. I'll wear that mantle with pride. You're either 100% Christian or not, and we are True Christians™.
                No, you are 100% extremist. TRUE Christians believe that God is all loving, You believe that God only loves white American Christians. Also your racial slurrs are beyond innapropriate and you should be ashamed of yourselves, the lot of you.
                And one question. Why didn't Jesus go to hell for being Jewish?

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                • GOD=life
                  WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 3263

                  #9
                  Re: Ignorance is a sin.

                  Originally posted by I am not god :) View Post
                  TRUE Christians believe that God is all loving,
                  God is not all loving.

                  If you're going to make nonsensical statements like that, at least show scripture to support your claim.

                  Originally posted by I am not god :) View Post
                  you should be ashamed of yourselves, the lot of you.
                  It's easy to lash out at others, isn't it?

                  What kind of response do you expect? "Oh, some little kid tells me to be ashamed because I'm Christian, well then I guess I should be ashamed"

                  As Christians, we think for ourselves. We don't copy the opinions of little kids. Try it some time.

                  Originally posted by I am not god :) View Post
                  And one question. Why didn't Jesus go to hell for being Jewish?
                  Jesus is Judean, not jewish.

                  Only a bigot like yourself would think that all people in the same region are of the same race.

                  Tell me, do you believe all Americans are white?
                  I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                  Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                  Matthew 7:22
                  Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                  Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                  Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: Ignorance is a sin.

                    Originally posted by I am not god :) View Post
                    You claim that all black people are going to hell, why is this so?
                    Where do we say that? There are ex-Negro members of the church. Most Negro's are going to hell, but that is because they are unrepentant. Brother Nobar ran this thread a while ago about racism, I believe that this pastor is going to heaven.



                    Jesus himself was from bethlehem as you all know and if you look at people from there, they do not have white skin. Therefore jesus was black.
                    Well your theory has already been debunked, but is there only black and white in your world? And you call us racists?

                    If god only listens to the prayers of americans, then what did he do before you were colonised?
                    God listens to the prayers of True Christians(TM). It doesn't matter where they live. America just happens to be where most of them live, and therefore, God's favorite country.

                    You are completely ignorant of other religions and your god will punish you as such.
                    Why would God punish us for following his commandments?
                    Leviticus 10:10 And that ye may put difference between holy and unholy, and between unclean and clean;

                    John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

                    1st Corinthians 5:11 But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.


                    You people are almost comparable to muslim extremists, the only saving grace for you is that you do not threaten others with Jihad, only hell.
                    Pretty big difference don't you think? Also we don't worship a moon god

                    [quote]And if you do not open your eyes and recognise other religions then you will be Damned to hell for all eternity yada yada yada.[quote]
                    We know there's other religions out there, they just all lead to hell.

                    John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

                    I know I will get banned for posting this but I had to make my point clear.
                    Why do you people come on here looking to be banned? Does 4Chan have some sort of competition going on?


                    If you have a thread of decency then you will leave this up for discussion. If not then you will lock and delete this post, well, that furthermore proves your ignorance of other religions and other peoples views!
                    This is not a debate board, also you didn't have the decency to introduce yourself (who are you?). No you just barged into our little forum here, that's supposed to be about praising Jesus, and started telling us how wrong we are. You didn't even bother to use the search function to find the hundreds (yes hundreds) of other threads that say the exact same thing you did. Nope you're just so special that you had to ignore all the forum rules, make up your own (atheists do that in everything).

                    Although I am pleasantly surprised that you posted this in the introduction forum.
                    Drama queen

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                    • Beazelbub
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 2

                      #11
                      Re: Ignorance is a sin.

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      The Bible says that Jesus was white.

                      Revelation 1:14 (King James Version)

                      14His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;

                      So if you think Jesus was black you are an atheist.
                      how could his hair have been white before he was 40? stress?

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                      • Beazelbub
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 2

                        #12
                        Re: Ignorance is a sin.

                        The whiteness of his hair and flesh is a symbolic representation of purity (not literally white, as this would imply some disease of his hair), such as in the case of moses using a dove to scout out the recently flooded world, the dove being white as to symbolize the recent purification the earth had undergone

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #13
                          Re: Ignorance is a sin.

                          Originally posted by Beazelbub View Post
                          The whiteness of his hair and flesh is a symbolic representation of purity (not literally white, as this would imply some disease of his hair), such as in the case of moses using a dove to scout out the recently flooded world, the dove being white as to symbolize the recent purification the earth had undergone
                          That's not what the Bible says, bi-curious atheist scum.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • BelieverInGod
                            Fourm Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #14
                            Re: Ignorance is a sin.

                            Originally posted by Beazelbub View Post
                            how could his hair have been white before he was 40? stress?
                            Never heard of a platinum blonde? They do naturally exist, my sister is/was one.

                            Originally posted by Beazelbub View Post
                            The whiteness of his hair and flesh is a symbolic representation of purity (not literally white, as this would imply some disease of his hair), such as in the case of moses using a dove to scout out the recently flooded world, the dove being white as to symbolize the recent purification the earth had undergone
                            Ah yest, the battle cry of a false Christian, "it's symbolic" "it's allegory". Tell me, where in the Bible does it say that it is allegory? Because my Bible says the exact opposite.

                            Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

                            Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

                            2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


                            Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.


                            You don't consider dismissing the parts you don't like as diminishing from the word?

                            Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

                            Revelation 22:18-19 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.
                            Drama queen

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                            • Brother Snapper Grogan
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 608

                              #15
                              Re: Ignorance is a sin.

                              Originally posted by I am not god :) View Post
                              No, you are 100% extremist.
                              We believe what God tells us. I suppose you could say that was extreme, in the same way that saying ice cream tastes like ice cream and not like urine is extreme, or that saying the sky is blue and not pink with purple stripes is extreme. If you call those things extreme, then yes - we're extreme.

                              On the other hand, we'd probably say that anyone who thought those things was not very bright.

                              Originally posted by I am not god :) View Post
                              TRUE Christians believe that God is all loving
                              Could you show us where the Bible says that?

                              No? I thought not.

                              So you're saying that someone who believes in what the Bible doesn't say is a "TRUE" Christian and that we, who believe in what the Bible does say, are not "TRUE" Christians.

                              I'm finding it very hard to follow your logic.

                              Originally posted by Beazelbub View Post
                              how could his hair have been white before he was 40? stress?
                              My hair was white before I was 40, yet I lived, and still live, a life that Jesus has made completely free of stress. In fact, I know people whose hair was white from birth. Perhaps they were stressed before they were born?
                              What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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