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  • Nicholas Trano
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    • Jul 2010
    • 13

    #1

    Hey there.

    I'm new here. I heard everyone here is really accepting and I can't wait to talk with you all. I should let you know I am transgendered (Not using my real name, it's habit of mine on forums)... and my parents are not married.

    My favorite bible quote is "Judge not lest ye be judged," from the book of Matthew. I especially love it because it shows the heart of Christianity: acceptance. Anyways... Hi!
  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #2
    Re: Hey there.

    Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
    I should let you know I am transgendered
    Oh for goodness sake! In which 'direction', for lack of a better word: are you a girly lady boy, or one of those diesel-dykey MANLY women?

    ... Not that it matters, when all's said and done -- you are still an abomination unto the LORD.
    True Christians are Perfect!

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    Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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    • WinnerNotSinner
      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 951

      #3
      Re: Hey there.

      Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
      I'm new here. I heard everyone here is really accepting and I can't wait to talk with you all. I should let you know I am transgendered (Not using my real name, it's habit of mine on forums)... and my parents are not married.
      Yes, we are very accepting people to those who are sincere about wanting to dedicate their life to Christ - everyone else can go to hell.

      Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
      My favorite bible quote is "Judge not lest ye be judged," from the book of Matthew. I especially love it because it shows the heart of Christianity: acceptance. Anyways... Hi!
      Yes, it does definitely show the greatness of Christianity! Why should someone who isn't a True Christian™ be allowed to judge others!?

      However, because we are perfect and free of sin, we can judge all we like :

      Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

      So in light of this; why did you choose to betray God by messing around with your genitals? You have turned yourself from a part of God's beautiful creation into a disgusting hellbound freak. What gives you the right to do this? Do you think you know better than the LORD? Why do you hate Jesus?!
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      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #4
        Re: Hey there.

        Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
        I'm new here. I heard everyone here is really accepting and I can't wait to talk with you all. I should let you know I am transgendered (Not using my real name, it's habit of mine on forums)... and my parents are not married.

        My favorite bible quote is "Judge not lest ye be judged," from the book of Matthew. I especially love it because it shows the heart of Christianity: acceptance. Anyways... Hi!
        If you think that shows the heart of christianity I am sure many here will set you right on that point very quickly, but that will only go to show the failings of that religion.
        You need to find the TRUTH and in finding the TRUTH you will find The One True Religion, a religion that will accept you for who you are.

        The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:
        3. Judge not, for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business.
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        • Nicholas Trano
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          • Jul 2010
          • 13

          #5
          Re: Hey there.

          Why am I an abomination? God created me in his image. It is by his hand I became what I am. Why would you question god's will?

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #6
            Re: Hey there.

            Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
            Why would you question god's will?
            Because they do not accept the One True God.
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            • WinnerNotSinner
              Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 951

              #7
              Re: Hey there.

              Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
              Why am I an abomination? God created me in his image. It is by his hand I became what I am. Why would you question god's will?
              Yes - God created you in His image, in the gender He saw fit.

              Transgender definition:
              "People who were assigned a sex, usually at birth and based on their genitals, but who feel that this is a false or incomplete description of themselves."


              Do you think God made a mistake with you?

              You are an ABOMINATION because you think yourself fit to correct God's will. You have free will; sure. You have chosen to worship the devil.
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              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22895

                #8
                Re: Hey there.

                You entered this world with a soul given by Him that you might follow in the footsteps of the Son of God.

                The minute you had an inkling of Free Will, you went around dressed (somewhat) like a woman (despite a day's growth of beard and a prominent Adam's apple.)

                God saw this was evil and mocking. He saw that the rest of His Creation looked on you without pity but with revulsion and loathing.

                Yes, you were created in His Image, but discarded that gift for a 'trendy' lifestyle in contravention of His Commands.

                This doubtless upsets your parents and that is part of their punishment for fornication.

                For the sake of your Immortal soul, simply behave normally!
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                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Hey there.

                  Let me know if you need me to beat the gay out of you. I'd be happy to help.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • WinnerNotSinner
                    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 951

                    #10
                    Re: Hey there.

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    If you think that shows the heart of christianity I am sure many here will set you right on that point very quickly, but that will only go to show the failings of that religion.
                    You need to find the TRUTH and in finding the TRUTH you will find The One True Religion, a religion that will accept you for who you are.

                    The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions:

                    What a load of God-mocking tosh! New members do not want to be harassed by silly pasta people! I have thrown all my meatballs and pasta out because it reminds me of your flying spaghetti and meatballs creature.
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                    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                    • Nicholas Trano
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                      • Jul 2010
                      • 13

                      #11
                      Re: Hey there.

                      Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                      Yes - God created you in His image, in the gender He saw fit.

                      Transgender definition:
                      "People who were assigned a sex, usually at birth and based on their genitals, but who feel that this is a false or incomplete description of themselves."


                      Do you think God made a mistake with you?

                      You are an ABOMINATION because you think yourself fit to correct God's will. You have free will; sure. You have chosen to worship the devil.
                      Or perhaps God chose to create me as I was as a form of test. The Lord works in mysterious ways. It is not for man to understand, only to do His will.

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: Hey there.

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        For the sake of your Immortal soul, simply behave normally!
                        That is not for you to say, God is very clear on this point.

                        The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"
                        4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

                        8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.
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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #13
                          Re: Hey there.

                          Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                          What a load of God-mocking tosh!
                          You are the one that mocks the One True God with your refusal to accept the TRUTH.
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                          May my Sauce be with you!
                          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                          The Loose Canon - HTML version
                          Loose Canon Fan Page
                          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                          I have been to The Volcano!

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                          • WinnerNotSinner
                            Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 951

                            #14
                            Re: Hey there.

                            Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
                            Or perhaps God chose to create me as I was as a form of test. The Lord works in mysterious ways. It is not for man to understand, only to do His will.
                            You think God has time to create you specially and that you are exempt from His rules? He is busy, he has to send thousands of sinners and joos to Hell every day. The fact remains that your EVERYONES time on this Earth is a test. Right now you are averaging an F, for Falling into the pits of fire.

                            At this website you will find most people get straight A's at following God's instructions - we will Arise and be waiting in Heaven.

                            If you carry on the way you are as a cross-dressing ladyboy then there's no escape for you. Repent now to give yourself the best possible chance of salvation.

                            Otherwise; when you are falling into the flames, remember this conversation; remember how kind we are, trying to help and guide you. Remember how you threw it back into our faces.

                            Buy a KJV1611 Bible, read every word, take off the skirt, praise Jesus.
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                            A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                            "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                            Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                            If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                            GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                            • Nicholas Trano
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 13

                              #15
                              Re: Hey there.

                              But that's blasphemy. God isn't any mere mortal. He has an eternity of time for every soul. His love is endless. The god you speak of resembles a Greek god... all too human.

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