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  • WinnerNotSinner
    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 951

    #16
    Re: Hey there.

    Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
    But that's blasphemy.
    Why do you think you are special, Cheryl?

    Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
    God isn't any mere mortal. He has an eternity of time for every soul. His love is endless.
    Indeed, He makes time for those who love Him and follow His will. He will damn abominations like you without a second thought.

    Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
    The god you speak of resembles a Greek god... all too human.
    There is only one God; I think you are the one who is blasphemous for even referring to them as God's.

    Are you going to repent, or continue to disobey the LORD for the rest of your life? Jesus has a pair of open arms ready to hug, why don't you go and hug him?

    The choice is yours:
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    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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    • Nicholas Trano
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      • Jul 2010
      • 13

      #17
      Re: Hey there.

      I fear that you are the one who needs to find god. You consider yourself perfect, and hate all who are different from you. The devil would approve.

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      • WinnerNotSinner
        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 951

        #18
        Re: Hey there.

        Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
        I fear that you are the one who needs to find god. You consider yourself perfect, and hate all who are different from you. The devil would approve.
        1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

        Please show me, using scripture, why I am wrong.

        I bet you haven't read a Bible in your life.
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        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • Benedict A. Davis
          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 3900

          #19
          Re: Hey there.

          Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
          Or perhaps God chose to create me as I was as a form of test. The Lord works in mysterious ways. It is not for man to understand, only to do His will.
          You are confused, the Lord makes exceptions for Asexual persons ie persons who are eunuchs, not persons that just wish to change genders.

          Matthew 19:12
          For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

          Isaiah 56. 4-5

          For thus saith the LORD unto the eunuchs that keep my sabbaths, and choose the things that please me, and take hold of my covenant;
          Even unto them will I give in mine house and within my walls a place and a name better than of sons and of daughters: I will give them an everlasting name, that shall not be cut off.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22907

            #20
            Re: Hey there.

            Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
            I fear that you are the one who needs to find god. You consider yourself perfect, and hate all who are different from you. The devil would approve.
            On the contrary, the devil will be disappointed... but not in you and your heresies.

            Does not God give us KJV1611 as the absolute standard from which we should not deviate? (Unlike you, weirdo.)

            Does this in anyway indicate we should love those who are not "Of the Lord"?

            2nd Corinthians 6:15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
            2nd Corinthians 6:16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
            2nd Corinthians 6:17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate , saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,


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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #21
              Re: Hey there.

              Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
              I fear that you are the one who needs to find god. You consider yourself perfect, and hate all who are different from you. The devil would approve.
              Stop lying! You don't even use a capital G when you mention God so you have clearly chosen satan and unless you repent and choose Jesus you will burn in hell for all eternity!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Nicholas Trano
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                • Jul 2010
                • 13

                #22
                Re: Hey there.

                On a moral level, why are you more human than I? Because I'm different from you you say I am condemned to an eternity of hellfire. I come to this corner of the internet seeking acceptaance. You all sign your posts with 'Faith and Compassion' or ' Yours in Christ'... but I have yet to see any compassion... Christ was a compassionate man. He was not hateful. You are all filled with spite, and perhaps you are the ones in need of salvation... God has led me to this place in order to help, not be helped.

                You probably believe 'gay' is a disease that you can catch.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #23
                  Re: Hey there.

                  Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
                  On a moral level, why are you more human than I? Because I'm different from you you say I am condemned to an eternity of hellfire. I come to this corner of the internet seeking acceptaance. You all sign your posts with 'Faith and Compassion' or ' Yours in Christ'... but I have yet to see any compassion... Christ was a compassionate man. He was not hateful. You are all filled with spite, and perhaps you are the ones in need of salvation... God has led me to this place in order to help, not be helped.

                  You probably believe 'gay' is a disease that you can catch.
                  I did warn you.
                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  If you think that shows the heart of christianity I am sure many here will set you right on that point very quickly, but that will only go to show the failings of that religion.
                  You need to find the TRUTH and in finding the TRUTH you will find The One True Religion, a religion that will accept you for who you are.
                  These people will not help you find a relationship with the One True God, you will only find that if you accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster as the One True God, He created everything and everyone, and it for verily it be not thine job neither most likely to be thine business to Judge what The Lord has created.
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                  • Nicholas Trano
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                    • Jul 2010
                    • 13

                    #24
                    Re: Hey there.

                    Perhaps you are right. The god of these Baptists is a cruel, evil, twisted thing. The flying spaghetti monster is much more plausible. Tell me more about your One True God.

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                    • WinnerNotSinner
                      Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 951

                      #25
                      Re: Hey there.

                      Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
                      Perhaps you are right. The god of these Baptists is a cruel, evil, twisted thing. The flying spaghetti monster is much more plausible. Tell me more about your One True God.
                      You start this thread talking about the "Heart of Christianity" yet you have changed your mind already!?

                      Was it something we said? Know that we are just following the Bible - some people have a hard time accepting God's word. The secret is to stop being a coward, and to submit.

                      Do not listen to Jo Freddie... he doesn't know what he's going on about.
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                      A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                      "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                      Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                      If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                      GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                      • Nicholas Trano
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                        • Jul 2010
                        • 13

                        #26
                        Re: Hey there.

                        Why would I believe you? I've been disillusioned with Christianity for quite some time. You all were merely the last nail in the coffin. The Flying Spaghetti monster is the true god. The loving god. The accepting god. Your 'god' is an archaic con scheme designed to shackle the masses with its sweet promises... 'Do exactly what I say or you'll burn in hell for ever.' Who would fall for that?

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                        • Jo Freddie
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                          Hateful God mocking pirate
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 6339

                          #27
                          Re: Hey there.

                          Originally posted by Nicholas Trano View Post
                          Perhaps you are right. The god of these Baptists is a cruel, evil, twisted thing. The flying spaghetti monster is much more plausible. Tell me more about your One True God.
                          The One True God created the world and everything in it 5,000 years ago, we are all touched by His Noodly Appendage, and if you lead a good life you will be rewarded in Heaven with a access to The Beer Volcano and The Stripper Factory. Unlike the twisted version of God that these people push even if you do not believe, as long as you have lead a good life, you will gain access to Heaven, it is just that you will have to wait table or perform some other such task and only have access to the "perks" of Heaven in your off hours, but this should only be a transitional period while you come to accept what you had not accepted in life.

                          You can find more about The Great Noodle here:
                          A Condensed History of the World
                          The Holy Noodle
                          Edd's Letters

                          And here are the The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't s
                          1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

                          2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

                          3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey = Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

                          4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

                          5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B******.

                          6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):

                          A. Ending Poverty
                          B. Curing Diseases
                          C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
                          I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

                          7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

                          8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
                          You can also find links to The Holy Scripture in my signature.
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                          • WinnerNotSinner
                            Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 951

                            #28
                            Re: Hey there.

                            I am sorry Jesus, I did my very best for you. He is ignoring the Truth(c)
                            6
                            A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                            "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                            Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                            If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                            GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                            • Benedict A. Davis
                              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 3900

                              #29
                              Re: Hey there.

                              Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                              I am sorry Jesus, I did my very best for you. He is ignoring the Truth©
                              God knows you did all you could brother, I will pray for you to have this ache removed from your heart.
                              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #30
                                Re: Hey there.

                                Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                                I am sorry Jesus, I did my very best for you. He is ignoring the Truth©
                                No You People are the ones ignoring the TRUTH.

                                You don't have the right to Judge it is none of thine business. Only The FSM has any right to judge his creation.

                                You should be eating less pies and more Pasta.

                                Now go away and study the Holy scriptures of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

                                RAmen & Cheers.
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