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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
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    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #76
    Re: hi cat here

    Originally posted by Ulhass View Post
    There is no man called christ in the amarrian empire unless he is the godless slave god of the minmiatar rebels, soon they will reget their uprising and pay dearly with their own blood and this man called christ will pay the most. Long live the Emporer and Long live the State

    Long live your garage doors?

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    • Ulhass
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Aug 2010
      • 15

      #77
      Re: hi cat here

      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
      Long live your garage doors?

      http://www.amarr.com/

      Do you dare mock the Emporer? You will not be able to run from her holy fleets, they will blot out the sun with their holy light

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      • Seth Campbell
        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1565

        #78
        Re: hi cat here

        So is it computer day in the nut house? Or are the kids getting bored because they have to go back to school in less than a month.
        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • IjudgeU
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Aug 2010
          • 12

          #79
          Re: hi cat here

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          God is going to kill you for that! Damn Homers!
          I have anal sex with my wife, inbred Hick

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          • Ulhass
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Aug 2010
            • 15

            #80
            Re: hi cat here

            Originally posted by IjudgeU View Post
            I have anal sex with my wife, inbred Hick
            The Amarr empire approves of this action

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            • Billy Bob Jenkins
              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
              Hates anal sex. And trees.
              True Christian™
              • May 2010
              • 8337

              #81
              Re: hi cat here

              Originally posted by IjudgeU View Post
              I have anal sex with my wife, inbred Hick
              Is that why you hate God? Because He won't let you have anal sex with your ugly wife?
              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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              • Brother Alex
                True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2010
                • 860

                #82
                Re: hi cat here

                Originally posted by IjudgeU View Post
                I have anal sex with my wife, inbred Hick
                So, you're a closet homer then. Why else would you stick your tallywacker inside your wife's rectum?
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                The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #83
                  Re: hi cat here

                  Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                  So, you're a closet homer then. Why else would you stick your tallywacker inside your wife's rectum?
                  I think the "wife" may be as real as the Amarr rubish it keeps going on about.
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                  • Ulhass
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 15

                    #84
                    Re: hi cat here

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    I think the "wife" may be as real as the Amarr rubish it keeps going on about.
                    Do not confuse an amarr prophet with a commoner like him you will feel the wrath of the amarr empire and holy fleets if you do.

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                    • Brother Alex
                      True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
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                      • Feb 2010
                      • 860

                      #85
                      Re: hi cat here

                      Originally posted by Ulhass View Post
                      Do not confuse an amarr prophet with a commoner like him you will feel the wrath of the amarr empire and holy fleets if you do.
                      So you think you're funny, huh? Well, Jesus is going to have the last laugh as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity.
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                      (Psalm 9:17)

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #86
                        Re: hi cat here

                        Originally posted by Ulhass View Post
                        Do not confuse an amarr prophet with a commoner like him you will feel the wrath of the amarr empire and holy fleets if you do.
                        The great prophet of garage doors? forgive me it I forgo the option to quake in fear.
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                        • Ulhass
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Aug 2010
                          • 15

                          #87
                          Re: hi cat here

                          Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                          So you think you're funny, huh? Well, Jesus is going to have the last laugh as He watches you roast in the flames of hell for all eternity.
                          The Amarrians don't believe in the slave scum called jesus we only believe in the Emporer and his holy fleets dedicated to spreading his word and the word of god.

                          "The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited.
                          Be Careful. Pure Thought is the Instigator of Sin.
                          Be Watchful. Free Thought is the Begetter of Disorder.
                          Be Respectful. Uniform Thought is the Way of Life.
                          The Mercy of our Emperor is Limitless. His Rule is Benign and Righteous. His Love is Perpetual."
                          - The Scriptures, Book I, The Code of Demeanor

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #88
                            Re: hi cat here

                            I think he may mean the Armenians.
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                            • Ulhass
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Aug 2010
                              • 15

                              #89
                              Re: hi cat here

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              I think he may mean the Armenians.
                              Do not confuse the great and godly Amarrians with some pitiful race called the armenians. Long Live the Empire and Long Live the Emporer!

                              "Our Lord visited his flock and saw that all was not good.
                              Blasphemy and heresy ruled the land.
                              The Lord punished the sinners and drowned them in their own blood.
                              But the people of Amarr lived righteously and in fear of God.
                              Thus they were saved and became God's chosen."
                              - The Scriptures, Book II 2:1

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                Hateful God mocking pirate
                                • Apr 2009
                                • 6339

                                #90
                                Re: hi cat here

                                Originally posted by Ulhass View Post
                                Emporer!
                                Is that some kind of skin care expert?
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