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  • NightwishDweeb
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Sep 2010
    • 14

    #16
    Re: Hello all

    Originally posted by Pastor Rapist View Post
    Yalls?

    All rock music is of satan. Wake up boy.


    I don't believe you've ever even met a pastor.

    Get a hair cut, boy. You look like a damned girl!
    yall is a southern american englishTM term short for "you all" as far as i know. you see i usually speak the Queen's english, i just try to respect yall by using american english TM in front of yall

    rock music might come from Satan but i liosten to heavy metal and no, not the american version what is so retarded its just basic cursewors and noise
    please enlighten my dark mind and isert here the proper verse from yalls bible (the full verse pls, not just a line) where it says "thou shall not listen to electric guitar because its from the Horned One

    yes i have met a pastor, but you entitled to believe what you want

    ive just got a haircut yesterday

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Hello all

      Originally posted by NightwishDweeb View Post
      yall is a southern american englishTM term short for "you all" as far as i know. you see i usually speak the Queen's english, i just try to respect yall by using american english TM in front of yall
      Freehold, Iowa is not in the South. Don't try and degrade us as "redneck hillbillies" from the South. Speak American or get out.

      And by the way, words like "American" are capitalized. Show some respect, boy.

      Originally posted by NightwishDweeb View Post
      yes i have met a pastor, but you entitled to believe what you want
      That's what we're waiting for, the details of your relationship with Jesus. So far all you've been talking about is satanic music. This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?


      Originally posted by NightwishDweeb View Post
      ive just got a haircut yesterday
      Pics or it never happened.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • NightwishDweeb
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Sep 2010
        • 14

        #18
        Re: Hello all

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Show some respect, boy.
        stop calling me a boy and give my REAL handler back

        why should i show respect when ill i get is hatespeech and ppl messing with my profile?
        isnt that disrespectful?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Hello all

          Originally posted by NightwishDweeb View Post
          stop calling me a boy and give my REAL handler back

          why should i show respect when ill i get is hatespeech and ppl messing with my profile?
          isnt that disrespectful?
          First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

          Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

          Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

          And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

          I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • NightwishDweeb
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Sep 2010
            • 14

            #20
            Re: Hello all

            Originally posted by Pastor Childmolester View Post
            First of all, this is NOT a debate forum.
            yes you right ... you need intelligent people to debate with

            Originally posted by Pastor Childmolester View Post
            Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum.
            are you christian or baptist?

            Originally posted by Pastor Childmolester View Post
            I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.[/URL]
            hmmm this is a long one
            1st of all i dont want any1 to analy rape me not even Baby Jesus
            2nd of all, i dont care who died for your sins
            and finally, my alcoholic stepdad beaten my mother half dead every payday (as a True Christian TM should do i suppose) so she become addicted to pills. my grandmother who raised me died in horrible pain by the hands of the butcher "doctors".
            so believe me i have been thru hell and i have survived


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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: Hello all

              I see yet another had to learn the hard way that a privately-owned discussion forum is NOT his personal litter box, and childish tantrums will not be tolerated.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Brother Temperance
                Senior Usher
                True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                A very nice young man
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2006
                • 15621

                #22
                Re: Hello all

                Originally posted by NightwishDweeb View Post
                yall is a southern american englishTM term short for "you all" as far as i know. you see i usually speak the Queen's english, i just try to respect yall by using american english TM in front of yall

                rock music might come from Satan but i liosten to heavy metal and no, not the american version what is so retarded its just basic cursewors and noise
                please enlighten my dark mind and isert here the proper verse from yalls bible (the full verse pls, not just a line) where it says "thou shall not listen to electric guitar because its from the Horned One
                Friend, all that demonic heavy metal music is of Satan. It just consists of lame rehashes of this obviously evil album:

                See? Definitive proof that heavy metal music is of Satan, and I didn't even have to post anything by Slayer or Rotting Christ. For the record, all dream-pop and twee music is also the Devil's work, but at least it has some decent tunes that you can hum.
                Originally posted by NightwishDweeb View Post
                stop calling me a boy and give my REAL handler back

                why should i show respect when ill i get is hatespeech and ppl messing with my profile?
                isnt that disrespectful?
                Let me turn that question around: Why should we show you respect when you spit in Our Lord's eye by refusing to unquestioningly obey His every command? Isn't that disrespectful?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • Phebe Carlyle
                  GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                  Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 2604

                  #23
                  Re: Hello all

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Oh dear Ms DeWitt it is looking like you have been spending too much time with Lisa, I was not aware that her condition was contagious.

                  I certainly don't mind having what Sister Lisa has, and that is the love of Jesus penetrating each and every pore! Thank you for noticing how much we True Christians OOZE this love. Considering the amount of time you spend with Sister Lisa, I am surprised YOU have not contracted the awesomeness of God. His Serum of TRUTH is all one needs, Mr Jo Freddie.

                  My comment regarding the Carpenters was to bypass the fact that these satanic metal thrash hellbound trash were obviously alluding to Jesus in their song.

                  Funny how these heathens whom have obviously never read a Bible entirely, write a song based on a false premise ONE verse (Mark 6:2-3) mentions, being; an assumption that Jesus was a carpenter (and in that verse it was ignorant people who were MOCKING JESUS NO LESS about it), while ignoring the other 47 times in the NT, Jesus is KNOWN to be The Master and TEACHER and not a carpenter at all.

                  That band are obviously not OF God or FOR God, that's for sure.

                  YIC

                  Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                  There's Jesus here,
                  Just see what He offers me....
                  Down here my sins forgiven,
                  Up there a home in heaven
                  Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #24
                    Re: Hello all

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                    Funny how these heathens whom have obviously never read a Bible entirely, write a song based on a false premise ONE verse (Mark 6:2-3) mentions, being; an assumption that Jesus was a carpenter (and in that verse it was ignorant people who were MOCKING JESUS NO LESS about it), while ignoring the other 47 times in the NT, Jesus is KNOWN to be The Master and TEACHER and not a carpenter at all.
                    Funny how these "christians" who claim to have read the bible never acknowledge the name of their "god" but name themselves after his son.
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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #25
                      Re: Hello all

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Funny how these "christians" who claim to have read the bible never acknowledge the name of their "god" but name themselves after his son.
                      I am a True Christian. I follow and put faith and trust in Jesus Christ.

                      And I DO know the name of God, and that is Jesus. JESUS AND GOD ARE ONE!

                      Perhaps you should read JOHN 1 for clarification and to get it through your soggy salt water soaked skull.

                      I would have posted it all but it is a 51 verse scripture.

                      YIC

                      Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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