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I am an expert author and hav more then 5 years of experience in writing telecommunication and mobile articles..
new on this forum, looking forward to a great stay here
new on this forum, looking forward to a great stay here
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Re: hello people
The ONLY EXPERT AUTHOR is God!Originally posted by sam.mark View Post
I also cannot believe that you are an experienced writer, when you cannot differentiate between the usage of the word THEN verses THAN.
Comprehension and being grammatically correct also appear to allude you.
How about you try again and tell the truth next time around.
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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Re: hello people
You Go Girl!Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View PostThe ONLY EXPERT AUTHOR is God!
I also cannot believe that you are an experienced writer, when you cannot differentiate between the usage of the word THEN verses THAN.
Comprehension and being grammatically correct also appear to allude you.
How about you try again and tell the truth next time around.
YIC
Mrs Phebe Dewitt.Revelation 22:18 (KJV) The Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you all. AmenComment
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Mention of your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ is conspicuous by its absence. Are we to assume that you are a scat slurping atheist homosexual?Originally posted by sam.mark View Post
(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
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Re: hello people
The only telecommunication is prayer and Gods word from the Bible. What more do you need to write about.Originally posted by sam.mark View Post
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Re: hello people
Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
Sister Lisa,
I wonder if this fellow is one of those dotheads employed by telecommunication companies with call-centers in India (that horrible outsourcing thing) and he writes the spiel for the telemarketers who make those cold calls at dinner time asking us if we want a "grit dil on a mobil phon".
It would explain a lot.
YIC
Sister Phebe.
There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!Comment
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Re: hello people
Well Sam, having read your little intro touting your writing skills, I have to assume that being an expert in your field does not require much education. A few key points that went right over your little head:Originally posted by sam.mark View Post- This is a Baptist Church, where we talk about the Glory of baby Jesus and the majesty of being coated in Gods thick love. You say nothing about God.
- It is 'have', not 'hav'.
- When using a number in a sentence, you spell out the number when it is less than 10, so instead of using '5', you should of used 'five'.
- When you end a sentence, you only need to use one period. Two periods does not slam the door on your words.
- This is a Baptist Church, where we talk about the Glory of baby Jesus and the majesty of being coated in Gods thick love. You say nothing about God. This is very important and worth repeating.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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That would explain a lot Sister Phebe.Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
They are annoying when they call about their "grit dil on a mobil phon". Don't ask me how many dinners I have burnt because of them. I remember yelling at one of them because he said it was great deal and I would save lots of money, but he refused to pay for the dinner he made me burn and the extra meal I had to cook. Yes great communication and great deal.Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.Comment
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Seems obvious by now your 'great stay' here is not going to happen unless you start over and offer a proper introduction. What you have written so far sounds like a pathetic request for a job.Originally posted by sam.mark View Post
The current word du jour is 'reset' - try it. How did you come to the Baby Jesus? What is your favorite Bible verse? What church do you attend? Are you married and if so how many soldiers for Christ have you sired?Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.
2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.
King James Bible v1611
Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!
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How terribly sad that you can not afford a proof reader.Originally posted by sam.mark View Post
I hope you didn't come here looking for a charity handout.
Jesus wants you to be poor.
Luke 6:20-21 (King James Version)
20 And he lifted up his eyes on his disciples, and said, Blessed be ye poor: for yours is the kingdom of God.
21 Blessed are ye that hunger now: for ye shall be filled. Blessed are ye that weep now: for ye shall laugh.2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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