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  • Muhammad bin Ahmad
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    • Oct 2010
    • 35

    #1

    Allah vs Jesus

    Allah the most mericful created the heavens and the earth, hell and paradise, men and women, demons and angels, just like a real God!

    Jesus ran on water like a lizard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhsxo7vY8ac

    All he did was turning water into wine, and creating some pieces of bread, what a clown


    Allah the most merciful killed the sinners like the homosexuals of Lot with absolute no mercy he crushed them like little roaches.


    Jesus defended the the stoning of his favourite prostitute, he's no real god.



    Allah the most merciful has no beginning nor end, he was here since ever


    Jesus was born in the 1st century, even Pharaoh is an older false god.



    Allah the most merciful has no children, no wives, he doesn't have sex because sex is a filthy human attribute.

    Jesus used to have gay threesomes with Judas and his favourite prostitute Mary.


    Allah the most merciful fears nobody, Jesus was crying to his daddy when he wet his pants on the cross.


    Allah the most
    merciful punish filthy Jews and turn them into pigs and monkeys, Jesus himself was a filthy Jew.


    Allah never dies, he's the only immortal he's the only God!

    Jesus was beaten by the so called his "creation" he was killed like all other false Gods
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  • Shela Tansper
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    • Sep 2010
    • 240

    #2
    Re: Allah vs Jesus

    allah is one of the many delusions caused by a false religion a disease often leading infected individuals to blow themselves up. It is derived from the arabic words Al = The, and Lah = Lie, which in turn gives us the word The Lie.

    I don't think i will return to London again it's full of smelly ragheads
    The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

    King James Bible v1611
    A passage a day keeps satan away

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    • Muhammad bin Ahmad
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      • Oct 2010
      • 35

      #3
      Re: Allah vs Jesus

      Almighty Allah the most merciful has won this thread, Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar! Allahu akbar!

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      • Muhammad bin Ahmad
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        • Oct 2010
        • 35

        #4
        Re: Allah vs Jesus

        Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
        allah is one of the many delusions caused by a false religion a disease often leading infected individuals to blow themselves up. It is derived from the arabic words Al = The, and Lah = Lie, which in turn gives us the word The Lie.

        I don't think i will return to London again it's full of smelly ragheads

        Where did you learn taqqiyah from? Grave worshipping shite? Lie in Arabic is not lah, it's kithbah. You lie about the meaning of lie!what are you? Satan?


        Allah means "The God" and he's the one and only!

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        • Shela Tansper
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          • Sep 2010
          • 240

          #5
          Re: Allah vs Jesus

          The time it took you to reply can only mean that you had to go and look up the meaning of the name allah, so another troll trips themselves up. So who is the liar here nice try sonny but like most suicide bombers YOU FAILED
          The Shela Tansper corrective school for boys 13 to 18 years old

          King James Bible v1611
          A passage a day keeps satan away

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: Allah vs Jesus

            Jesus kicks Mudhammer's butt!

            Jesus was

            1. A True Christian(tm)
            2. A True American(tm)
            3. A Real Man(tm)
            4. A True Conservative(tm)

            Mohammerhead was

            1. a pedophile
            2. a racist
            3. a sand monkey
            4. a mooslim
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • landoverlover
              Also loves Jesus and America
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2010
              • 828

              #7
              Re: Allah vs Jesus

              Originally posted by Muhammad bin Ahmad View Post
              Where did you learn taqqiyah from? Grave worshipping shite? Lie in Arabic is not lah, it's kithbah. You lie about the meaning of lie!what are you? Satan?


              Allah means "The God" and he's the one and only!
              Enjoy your short stay at Landover Baptist Church.

              Your blasphemous, God-mocking attitude, ignorance, hate, and disrespect for others will not hold you in good stead here.
              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



              King James Bible v1611

              Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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              • Titus Templeton
                Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                Jesus macht frei
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2010
                • 5912

                #8
                Re: Allah vs Jesus

                Ahmad, i wanna see your ugly face when Allah´s favorite country Iran gets smashed into peaces by Christianity. Hopefully that will happen next year.
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                • Muhammad bin Ahmad
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                  • Oct 2010
                  • 35

                  #9
                  Re: Allah vs Jesus

                  Originally posted by Shela Tansper View Post
                  The time it took you to reply can only mean that you had to go and look up the meaning of the name allah, so another troll trips themselves up. So who is the liar here nice try sonny but like most suicide bombers YOU FAILED
                  I can only post one time every few minutes, I don't need to look up Allah's name, I exposed your lies and all you do is calling me a troll, I win again.

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                  • Muhammad bin Ahmad
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                    • Oct 2010
                    • 35

                    #10
                    Re: Allah vs Jesus

                    Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                    Jesus kicks Mudhammer's butt!

                    Jesus was

                    1. A True Christian™
                    2. A True American™
                    3. A Real Man™
                    4. A True Conservative™

                    Mohammerhead was

                    1. a pedophile
                    2. a racist
                    3. a sand monkey
                    4. a mooslim
                    Jesus was a queer.

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                    • Muhammad bin Ahmad
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                      • Oct 2010
                      • 35

                      #11
                      Re: Allah vs Jesus

                      Originally posted by landoverlover View Post
                      Enjoy your short stay at Landover Baptist Church.
                      Is that what you do when you can't refute facts?

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                      • Muhammad bin Ahmad
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                        • Oct 2010
                        • 35

                        #12
                        Re: Allah vs Jesus

                        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                        Ahmad, i wanna see your ugly face when Allah´s favorite country Iran gets smashed into peaces by Christianity. Hopefully that will happen next year.
                        Allah's favourite country is Saudi Arabia not Iran, Iran is a pagan country filled with fire worshippers. You would never touch Saudi, not even in your wet dreams.

                        Your crusader Bush have been begging the protector of the 2 holy mosques for 8 months, begging for help and support!

                        Your Christian leaders keep begging us, and we keep taking jizyah money from you






                        Praised be Allah, we've been taking jizyah since the 6th century, it's a sign that Islam is the truth and everything else is hell.

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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #13
                          Re: Allah vs Jesus

                          Originally posted by Muhammad bin Ahmad View Post
                          Is that what you do when you can't refute facts?
                          Dear Mudhammer, it is a bit early to be hitting the camel piss isn't it? One day in the not to distant future, God will smite each and every one of you. You best get right with Jesus!

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #14
                            Re: Allah vs Jesus

                            Originally posted by Muhammad bin Ahmad View Post
                            Jesus was a queer.
                            Then why do mooselimbs honor Him as a prophet?

                            The one thing I hate more than misguided sand dwellers is kids who pretend to be one.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #15
                              Re: Allah vs Jesus

                              For someone who worships Allah, you do not show the respect like the Quran tells you to do.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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