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  • DamianC
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    • Oct 2010
    • 36

    #1

    My introduction

    Hello everyone,

    My name is Damian and after reading a few posts I decided to join and let you know that I'm here to learn from Jesus and God, a little bit through each one of you.

    Looking forward to meeting you all,

    Damian
    Damian

    2nd Timothy 4:4 "And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: My introduction

    Originally posted by DamianC View Post
    Hello everyone,

    My name is Damian and after reading a few posts I decided to join and let you know that I'm here to learn from Jesus and God, a little bit through each one of you.

    Looking forward to meeting you all,

    Damian
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    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • landoverlover
      Also loves Jesus and America
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2010
      • 828

      #3
      Re: My introduction

      Originally posted by DamianC View Post
      Hello everyone,

      My name is Damian and after reading a few posts I decided to join and let you know that I'm here to learn from Jesus and God, a little bit through each one of you.

      Looking forward to meeting you all,

      Damian
      Welcome, friend. The obvious question: Why are you named after satan?
      Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

      2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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      Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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      • DamianC
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2010
        • 36

        #4
        Re: My introduction

        Thank you for your salutations, brothers!

        I was born and raised in Buenos Aires, Argentina, place where I still reside nowadays.

        I've always been an active part of my local church until, a few weeks ago, it was mistakenly demolished by a company that seeks to build a popular coffee store in my neighbourhood.
        Imagine the rest if you will; long story short, I am helping rebuild it.

        In these churchless times I feel in need of help, I sometimes feel Satan trying to tempt me brothers, but more of that will be said later, I need to head back to the construction site for a few more hours this fine Saturday morning.

        Regarding my name. As you know, Damien was the name used in the movie "The Omen" back in 1976, only reason for its bad connotations in some places - Buenos Aires is not one of them, don't worry -.
        Sadly, my parents found out about this movie when I was already born and baptised.
        I assure you though, I carry no unholy numbers marked in the back of my head.

        Talk to you later today,
        Damian

        2nd Timothy 4:4 "And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: My introduction

          What is " The Omen"? Is that a good Christian Movie?
          -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
          -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
          -Holocaust Jokes
          -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
          -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
          -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
          -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
          -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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          • Billy Bob Jenkins
            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
            Hates anal sex. And trees.
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 8337

            #6
            Re: My introduction

            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
            What is " The Omen"? Is that a good Christian Movie?
            I think so, Brother. It put the fear of God into me, but then again, anything will put the fear of God into me.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • Titus Templeton
              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
              Jesus macht frei
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 5912

              #7
              Re: My introduction

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              I think so, Brother. It put the fear of God into me, but then again, anything will put the fear of God into me.
              Well,
              then tonight my 6 year old Son is allowed to watch that movie. Praise the Lord!
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • DamianC
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 36

                #8
                Re: My introduction

                I think it will certainly help you educate him about spotting those other kids at school that are not what they seem to be.

                Praise Him!
                Damian

                2nd Timothy 4:4 "And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: My introduction

                  Buenos Dias DamianC. When you come to America, I could use some good garden help.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: My introduction

                    Yes many a good name has been ruined by the liebrals. How many Ronald McDonalds (A good Scottish name) have been born since the early 70's. Not many unless their parents hated them.

                    I would like a Pastors viewpoint on "The Omen". Is this scriptural based? I have always had a fascination for Bible based movies, and used to watch them on a regular basis before I was married and had children. One site I found (I can't find it again, sorry) actually said that "The Omen" was closer to scriptural truth than the "Left Behind" movies.

                    I know that the Friday the 13th franchise has been approved for Christian viewing. I would like to find out about the Omen.
                    Drama queen

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                    • handmaiden
                      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 11468

                      #11
                      Re: My introduction

                      Damien, as you know, the Lord changed the names of those He called to His service more than once.

                      Abraham and Sarah had different names before, and Saul became Paul at God's instruction.

                      It would be no great effort for you to put away your current name in order to more freely represent the Lord Jesus.

                      Matthew, Mark and John are all excellent choices. They also have the added benefit of sounding so much more American.

                      Graciously Yours,

                      Handmaiden
                      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                      Guns For God and the Economy

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                      • DamianC
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 36

                        #12
                        Re: My introduction

                        Hello Nobar,

                        I'll gladly help you out with the gardening whenver I go to America, it might take me a while though, I don't believe in planes and by land I think it might take about a whole week.

                        BelieverInGod,

                        I love that you are into movies. I didn't know about the Friday 13th movies! I saw them when I was a little a kid and I must say that until minutes ago, when I saw the post you releaved to me, I felt nothing but guilt. You've evend about 25 years of torment just like that!!

                        I dare to ask: What are your thoughts on Ben Hur?

                        My best regards,
                        Damian

                        2nd Timothy 4:4 "And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."

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                        • handmaiden
                          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 11468

                          #13
                          Re: My introduction

                          Originally posted by DamianC View Post
                          What are your thoughts on Ben Hur?
                          All True Christians and Real Americans , as well as Godly Gun Owners, know that Charleston Heston was a National Treasure.


                          Forthrightly Yours,

                          Handmaiden
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                          Guns For God and the Economy

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                          • DamianC
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 36

                            #14
                            Re: My introduction

                            I strongly agree but, nonetheless, I firmly believe that Mr. Charleston still shouldn't have lit on a cigar in the spaceship in Planet of the Apes.

                            Much less fall in love and kiss one of those fourth world simians.
                            Damian

                            2nd Timothy 4:4 "And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables."

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