[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

please understand that I have a great sense of humour

I am glad you told us this because otherwise we might have overlooked it.

[Mr Pelican]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

Well, Pelican, that sounds like a typical "conversational request" at a gay rest stop.
You trolling for homos?
You keep smokin' pot bird-boy, and begging for slinky intros; and you are likely to find yourself bottoms up in Hells' alley... waiting to be punished.
Or is it you like to be punished---- fast, and hard? You lookin' to get your "sense of humor" adjusted?

What I say is as gay as you make it, it says more about you than me. While I have no problem with those of a homosexual orientation, it's really not for me, I love pussy too much and dicks are pretty gross. I think my sense of humour is part of what makes me me so I wouldn't want that changed.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I've always believed that any experiments involving Dope are extremely unreliable and hence any conclusions are to be viewed with skepticism. Imagine, you feed someone Dope and then ask them for scientific observations...

You do a poll - Q: "Sir how much dope do you smoke a day?"
A: "Yeah man, like so much, like it's really good. Say man, have you any candy?"

Is it possible to extrapolate statistics from this? No.

[Butch Dickerson]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

What I say is as gay as you make it,

I can't turn you any gayer than you already are. {But I do thank you for the compliment. My physique often has that awesome effect on strangers. Makes em' question their own sexuality. I find it a good place to start my missionary position for doing the Lords' work.}

Instead of you coming here to quote, "my purpose for being here is to partake in intellectual discussions about life, death and everything in between" --- how about you being an example of life death and everything in between?

I mean, want to really see what the Lord has in store for your pitiful soul?
Since you proclaim your love for (yuk) pu**y, you will likely feast on demon d*ck for your first breakfast in Hell.
That is the way it works for an atheist, you come waltzing in looking for one thing ... and end up choking on another.

Come out Peli', tell us what the priest did to your feathers! Why are you really here?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello children of the cosmos

I just saw you on TV, my woman is watching the original "Flipper" movie at this moment, here in German, you know Flipper, and his pelican friend.

What? They made a movie about a flipper baby? Well, now I really have heard everything. Is there any idea those crafty Hollywood hebes can't make money out of?