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  • Brother Dick Timothy
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    • Nov 2010
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    Praise The Lord!

    I am praising the Lord right now for divinely guiding me to this website filled to the brim with so many God-faring people. I have always wanted to be better about following the Bible exactly as it is written and this website is a perfect example of True Christians.

    God Bless,

    Brother Timothy
    Philippians 4:4

    Rejoice in the Lord and you will be blessed by him.
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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22380
      #2
      Re: Praise The Lord!

      Welcome to our friendly forum!

      Where are you from?
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453
          #3
          Re: Praise The Lord!

          Welcome Dick, darn glad to meet you!

          How many sons has your wife produced for Jesus?

          How is this hunting season working out for you?
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Brother Dick Timothy
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              • Nov 2010
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              Re: Praise The Lord!

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Welcome to our friendly forum!

              Where are you from?
              Well I'm from the un-Godly genuine Baptist part of the South. I came here to learn about the true Baptist religion.
              Philippians 4:4

              Rejoice in the Lord and you will be blessed by him.

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                • Brother Dick Timothy
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                  • Nov 2010
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                  Re: Praise The Lord!

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Welcome Dick, darn glad to meet you!

                  How many sons has your wife produced for Jesus?

                  How is this hunting season working out for you?
                  My wife has given me three God-loving sons and two daughters not yet of marrying age. The hunting was great this year for me, it almost always is where I live and I thank the Lord Himself for that.
                  Philippians 4:4

                  Rejoice in the Lord and you will be blessed by him.

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                    • Titus Templeton
                      Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                      Jesus macht frei
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 5912
                      #6
                      Re: Praise The Lord!

                      Welcome! What do you think, is the earth flat or round?
                      -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                      -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                      -Holocaust Jokes
                      -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                      -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                      -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                      -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                      -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                        • Brother Dick Timothy
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                          • Nov 2010
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                          #7
                          Re: Praise The Lord!

                          Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                          Welcome! What do you think, is the earth flat or round?
                          Now Brother, the earth is obviously flat as specified in the Bible. Either way when Jesus came back to earth how could everyone see Him at once if the earth were round?
                          Philippians 4:4

                          Rejoice in the Lord and you will be blessed by him.

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                            • Dutch Girl
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                              • Nov 2010
                              • 283
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                              Re: Praise The Lord!

                              Originally posted by Brother Dick Timothy View Post
                              Either way when Jesus came back to earth how could everyone see Him at once if the earth were round?
                              Maybe they will just use Youtube!


                              Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                              - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                                • Titus Templeton
                                  Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
                                  Jesus macht frei
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Aug 2010
                                  • 5912
                                  #9
                                  Re: Praise The Lord!

                                  Originally posted by Brother Dick Timothy View Post
                                  Now Brother, the earth is obviously flat as specified in the Bible.
                                  Right, friend. God´s words are clear on this. Praise Him!

                                  Originally posted by Brother Dick Timothy View Post
                                  Either way when Jesus came back to earth how could everyone see Him at once if the earth were round?

                                  Deuteronomy 6:5
                                  5And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.

                                  You mentioned a good point. The evidence of a flat earth are infinite.
                                  On the other side, do you need evidence if you really love Jesus?
                                  I think not.
                                  -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
                                  -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
                                  -Holocaust Jokes
                                  -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
                                  -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
                                  -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
                                  -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
                                  -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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                                    • Brother Dick Timothy
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                                      Re: Praise The Lord!

                                      Originally posted by Dutch Girl View Post
                                      Maybe they will just use Youtube!
                                      God would not need to use methods like that during the rapture or any time for that matter.
                                      Philippians 4:4

                                      Rejoice in the Lord and you will be blessed by him.

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                                        • Dutch Girl
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                                          • Nov 2010
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                                          Re: Praise The Lord!

                                          Originally posted by Brother Dick Timothy View Post
                                          God would not need to use methods like that during the rapture or any time for that matter.
                                          Why not? Is YouTube too complicated for God?


                                          Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He’d hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He’d windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee’s knees. Jesus is like the monster truck of love and you are an old Geo Metro which he will roar his massive engine over and crush your pathetic fiberglass frame into a crumpled heap. Praise Jesus, especially when it’s sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.

                                          - Ecclesiastes xii.7

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                                            • LordLovesUs
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                                              • Nov 2010
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                                              Re: Praise The Lord!

                                              God hates technology. Youtube be darned!

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                                                • Raimund
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                                                  • Oct 2010
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                                                  Re: Praise The Lord!

                                                  Originally posted by LordLovesUs View Post
                                                  God hates technology. Youtube be darned!
                                                  I wouldn't say that, I would say that, God hates how some people use the computers to commit evil, and that when we use it for good, God is happy.

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                                                    • LordHaveMercy
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                                                      • Oct 2010
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                                                      Re: Praise The Lord!

                                                      Welcome Brother Dick Timothy! It's great to have another Dick in here. Please share how you found the Love of Christ, it's almost always an inspiration!

                                                      Praise be!
                                                      He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
                                                      God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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                                                        • LordLovesUs
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                                                          Re: Praise The Lord!

                                                          LordHaveMercy, is this you singing? you have always been an inspiration for me. I feel heavenly realizing that i had been listening to songs which is singing a person so close to God.

                                                          Many blessings!

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