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  • Soldier for Insanity
    Unsaved trash, Internet tough guy
    • Nov 2010
    • 24

    #1

    WOW

    That's all I can say..... WOW. This website is my new favorite hobby. I have to say you people are easily the most entertaining group of morons I have ever had the chance to meet. When is the mass suicide? Man, I don't wanna miss that crap. It's like watching lemmings jump off a cliff except the lemmings are bigoted, misogynistic, idiots. I am not here to be converted I am here for one reason: sanity. There has to be one person in this following that isn't completely lost to the sane of the world. I'm gonna find that person and have them destroy you all from the inside. I'm not gonna just talk and call names and argue. I am actually going to attempt to dismantle this place for the good of humanity. Man this is gonna be fun. Anyone with me?
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • B L Z Bub
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2010
    • 1

    #2
    Re: WOW

    Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View Post
    There has to be one person in this following that isn't completely lost to the sane of the world.
    I am lost.

    I have sinned.

    I am tired.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22906

      #3
      Re: WOW

      Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View Post
      That's all I can say..... WOW. This website is my new favorite hobby. I have to say you people are easily the most entertaining group of mormons
      We are not Mormons - they are heretics.
      Man this is gonna be fun. Anyone with me?
      No.
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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: WOW

        Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View Post
        I am actually going to attempt to dismantle this place for the good of humanity.
        Hit us with your best shot.
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        • Soldier for Insanity
          Unsaved trash, Internet tough guy
          • Nov 2010
          • 24

          #5
          Re: WOW

          I'm sorry seems to be a typo in my original post. I ment to call you morons not Mormons ( though the two seem to be one and the same.) you make the Mormons look sane.
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • WWJDnow
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2009
            • 6314

            #6
            Re: WOW

            Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View Post
            I'm not gonna just talk and call names and argue. I am actually going to attempt to dismantle this place for the good of humanity. Man this is gonna be fun. Anyone with me?
            IT'S ON NOW!

            Just remember, we have Jesus and the Holy Bible on our side.

            Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View Post
            I'm sorry seems to be a typo in my original post. I ment to call you mormons not Mormons ( though the two seem to be one and the same.) you make the Mormons look sane.
            Upper case or lower case, we're still not Mormons. They're heretics.
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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #7
              Re: WOW

              Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View Post
              I'm sorry seems to be a typo in my original post. I ment to call you mormons not Mormons ( though the two seem to be one and the same.) you make the Mormons look sane.
              What a retard....
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • John Creeser
                Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                 
                • Aug 2009
                • 7248

                #8
                Re: WOW

                I'm gonna find that person and have them destroy you all from the inside. I'm not gonna just talk and call names and argue. I am actually going to attempt to dismantle this place for the good of humanity. Man this is gonna be fun. Anyone with me?
                If you can find one True Christian to join your crusade...actually nevermind, you won't.

                Why do you keep referring to us as mormons? This is a Christian forum.

                Why all the hate anyway?
                -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: WOW

                  Originally posted by Jinnye
                  Too many blonde clubgirls here. The Sith has spoken!
                  Funny, I was just thinking there is one too many fat goth chicks here.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: WOW

                    Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                    IT'S ON NOW!

                    Just remember, we have Jesus and the Holy Bible on our side.
                    Amen Brother. That, and the DoF. And Mayor Hold.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • LordHaveMercy
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2010
                      • 171

                      #11
                      Re: WOW

                      Look out Brothers, a dismantling threat! That's a level eleven!


                      *readies Christ's e-trebuchet*
                      He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
                      God, Guns and BBQ make AMERICA great!

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                      • Soldier for Insanity
                        Unsaved trash, Internet tough guy
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 24

                        #12
                        Re: WOW

                        Just remember, we have Jesus and the Holy Bible on our side.


                        Ooooooo that's like saying I have Santa Claus and Horton hears a who on our side. Scary.
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • Soldier for Insanity
                          Unsaved trash, Internet tough guy
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 24

                          #13
                          Re: WOW

                          Originally posted by LordHaveMercy View Post
                          Look out Brothers, a dismantling threat! That's a level eleven!
                          Ha perfect example. It is your over confidence that will be your undoing. The most lethal blow is the one you don't see coming.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Nathan B. Forrest
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 394

                            #14
                            Re: WOW

                            Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View Post


                            Ooooooo that's like saying I have Santa Claus and Horton hears a who on our side. Scary.
                            Well, that explains it all...you're obviously a fairy if you're reading fairy tales.... Read our rules, homers aren't allowed here. Now, go try on some new high heels or whatever you turd-burglers do in your spare time.

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                            • Marshall
                              Righteous and Patriotic
                              Highest body count at the VFW
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 3330

                              #15
                              Re: WOW

                              I never understand why these potty mouthed atheist freaks feel the need to come here and bother us.
                              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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