That's all I can say..... WOW. This website is my new favorite hobby. I have to say you people are easily the most entertaining group of morons I have ever had the chance to meet. When is the mass suicide? Man, I don't wanna miss that crap. It's like watching lemmings jump off a cliff except the lemmings are bigoted, misogynistic, idiots. I am not here to be converted I am here for one reason: sanity. There has to be one person in this following that isn't completely lost to the sane of the world. I'm gonna find that person and have them destroy you all from the inside. I'm not gonna just talk and call names and argue. I am actually going to attempt to dismantle this place for the good of humanity. Man this is gonna be fun. Anyone with me?
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Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.Tags: None
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We are not Mormons - they are heretics.Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View PostThat's all I can say..... WOW. This website is my new favorite hobby. I have to say you people are easily the most entertaining group of mormonsNo.Man this is gonna be fun. Anyone with me?sigpic
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Hit us with your best shot.Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View PostI am actually going to attempt to dismantle this place for the good of humanity.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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I'm sorry seems to be a typo in my original post. I ment to call you morons not Mormons ( though the two seem to be one and the same.) you make the Mormons look sane.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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IT'S ON NOW!Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View PostI'm not gonna just talk and call names and argue. I am actually going to attempt to dismantle this place for the good of humanity. Man this is gonna be fun. Anyone with me?
Just remember, we have Jesus and the Holy Bible on our side.
Upper case or lower case, we're still not Mormons. They're heretics.Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View PostI'm sorry seems to be a typo in my original post. I ment to call you mormons not Mormons ( though the two seem to be one and the same.) you make the Mormons look sane.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!
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What a retard....Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View PostI'm sorry seems to be a typo in my original post. I ment to call you mormons not Mormons ( though the two seem to be one and the same.) you make the Mormons look sane.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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If you can find one True Christian to join your crusade...actually nevermind, you won't.I'm gonna find that person and have them destroy you all from the inside. I'm not gonna just talk and call names and argue. I am actually going to attempt to dismantle this place for the good of humanity. Man this is gonna be fun. Anyone with me?
Why do you keep referring to us as mormons? This is a Christian forum.
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Funny, I was just thinking there is one too many fat goth chicks here.Originally posted by JinnyeToo many blonde clubgirls here. The Sith has spoken!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Amen Brother. That, and the DoF.Originally posted by WWJDnow View PostIT'S ON NOW!
Just remember, we have Jesus and the Holy Bible on our side.
And Mayor Hold.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Look out Brothers, a dismantling threat! That's a level eleven!
*readies Christ's e-trebuchet*He is the tower of salvation for his king: and sheweth mercy to his anointed, unto David, and to his seed for evermore. 2 Samuel 22:51
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Just remember, we have Jesus and the Holy Bible on our side.
Ooooooo that's like saying I have Santa Claus and Horton hears a who on our side. Scary.Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Ha perfect example. It is your over confidence that will be your undoing. The most lethal blow is the one you don't see coming.Originally posted by LordHaveMercy View PostLook out Brothers, a dismantling threat! That's a level eleven!Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Well, that explains it all...you're obviously a fairy if you're reading fairy tales.... Read our rules, homers aren't allowed here. Now, go try on some new high heels or whatever you turd-burglers do in your spare time.Originally posted by Soldier for sanity View Post
Ooooooo that's like saying I have Santa Claus and Horton hears a who on our side. Scary.
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I never understand why these potty mouthed atheist freaks feel the need to come here and bother us.God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.
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