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  • HeavensMight
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    • Dec 2010
    • 2
    #1

    Hello I'm new

    I'm new things I hate well almost anyone thats not a true christian. Bunch of churches and priests most of them are false prophets. The congregation has no idea. The Devil at work.

    Anyway my favorite Bible quote

    Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour. Peter 5:8
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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267
      #2
      Re: Hello I'm new

      Originally posted by HeavensMight View Post
      I'm new things I hate well almost anyone thats not a true christian. Bunch of churches and priests most of them are false prophets. The congregation has no idea. The Devil at work.

      Anyway my favorite Bible quote

      Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour. Peter 5:8
      Friend why are you so filled with hate? You know that as a True Christian, we are to convert and correct people who are mislead by false churches and false religions.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Hello I'm new

          Welcome to God's favorite forum. Leave the hate at the door, because we True Christians(tm) are LOVERS! Please tell us about yourself, the churches you've attended, and how you came to find Jesus.

          If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

          If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Felicity
              As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 4834
              #4
              Re: Hello I'm new

              @HeavensMight If you love Jesus, Jesus will love you back!
              I Jesus!

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                • John Creeser
                  Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
                   
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 7248
                  #5
                  Re: Hello I'm new

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Friend why are you so filled with hate? You know that as a True Christian, we are to convert and correct people who are mislead by false churches and false religions.
                  Not only hate, but it appears quite a bit of caffeine as well.
                  -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                  -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                  -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                  -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                  -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                  -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                  -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                  STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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                    • Gabriel Reproba
                      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2479
                      #6
                      Re: Hello I'm new

                      Originally posted by HeavensMight View Post
                      I'm new things I hate well almost anyone thats not a true christian. Bunch of churches and priests most of them are false prophets. The congregation has no idea. The Devil at work.

                      Anyway my favorite Bible quote

                      Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about seeking whom he may devour. Peter 5:8

                      Well met. When you come own off the drugs, please post again so we can understand you.
                      Yours In Christ,

                      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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