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  • PetyGuy
    Unsaved trash
    • Dec 2010
    • 12

    #1

    Please accept me as I am

    Let me introduce myself :
    I am an 24 years old male from Québec, Canada. Since I havent been to a church for at least 7 years(Yes, I've said 7 years) I believe you will call me an Atheist or a Non-Believer, but I am worst than that, I am a Free-Thinker, I truly believe that I make good or bad things happends to myself, and since this is the power of "God", it makes me believe that I am "God" but do not take me for a fool, I also believe that the man next to me is "God" because he control his destiny as much as I control my own.

    If this makes me a bad person, then you are too.
    Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
  • GOD=life
    WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
    True Christian™
    • Jan 2010
    • 3263

    #2
    Re: Please accept me as I am

    I don't get it. Let's start at the beginning. So you're Canadian, eh?

    You're not necessarily a bad person, but you will go to Hell under present conditions. The big question is: do you want a shot at going to Heaven or not?
    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
    Matthew 7:22
    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: Please accept me as I am

      Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
      Let me introduce myself :
      I am an 24 years old male from Québec, Canada. Since I havent been to a church for at least 7 years(Yes, I've said 7 years) I believe you will call me an Atheist or a Non-Believer, but I am worst than that, I am a Free-Thinker, I truly believe that I make good or bad things happends to myself, and since this is the power of "God", it makes me believe that I am "God" but do not take me for a fool, I also believe that the man next to me is "God" because he control his destiny as much as I control my own.

      If this makes me a bad person, then you are too.
      The simple fact that you think you are a God, as well as the man next to you makes you a MORMON. Enjoy Hell.

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      • Oakland "Reb" Griner
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2241

        #4
        Re: Please accept me as I am

        No, PetyGuy, we are Saved©.

        Unfortunately for you, Scripture is clear, unbelievers go to Hell for an eternity of excruciating torments.

        Think about this, if you can, while Satan's minions are eating your liver out of your body while you are breathing sulphur fire and drinking excrement.




        Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22938

          #5
          Re: Please accept me as I am

          Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
          If this makes me a bad person, then you are too.
          The logic of this defeats me; it boils down to saying that unless we believe your pseudo-intellectual and devilish drivel, we are condemned to Hell.

          We, madam, believe in The Word of God and keep to it - we are Saved(tm) and a place at God's Right Hand awaits us.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Sister Kitty
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2010
            • 857

            #6
            Re: Please accept me as I am

            Quebec, the nation that could not be. Full of Catholics and Atheists and separatists who can't get the job done. A failed nation and a failed people. You know the rest of us in Canada laugh at you, right?

            At least we find you amusing, my American brothers and sisters outright hate you. They find you more snotty than the real French, and that is saying something.

            Go choke on some poutine, little man.
            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • PetyGuy
              Unsaved trash
              • Dec 2010
              • 12

              #7
              Re: Please accept me as I am

              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
              I don't get it. Let's start at the beginning. So you're Canadian, eh?
              yes I am Canadian, is this a problem with you ??
              Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Please accept me as I am

                Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                Let me introduce myself :
                I am an 24 years old male from Québec, Canada. Since I havent been to a church for at least 7 years(Yes, I've said 7 years) I believe you will call me an Atheist or a Non-Believer, but I am worst than that, I am a Free-Thinker, I truly believe that I make good or bad things happends to myself, and since this is the power of "God", it makes me believe that I am "God" but do not take me for a fool, I also believe that the man next to me is "God" because he control his destiny as much as I control my own.

                If this makes me a bad person, then you are too.
                Why have you joined a Christian church's discussion forum? You are not a Christian, you do not wish to be a Christian, and you are not interested in learning about Jesus. Yet you have joined, uninvited and unwelcome, and demanded that a Christian congregation in another country "accept you as you are".

                Your disbelief and your heretical beliefs do not make you "a bad person" in my eyes; rather, they make you someone to be pitied. The Bible tells us God will cast you into eternal torment in His Lake of Fire.

                Why would you expect Christians to tell you any different? Are you trying to prove to yourself that Christians who follow the Bible will tell you what the Bible says?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • James Dewitt
                  #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 6267

                  #9
                  Re: Please accept me as I am

                  Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                  yes I am Canadian, is this a problem with you ??
                  Other than you are a atheist or a damn Mary worshipping Catlik, no. I am a bit perplexed, who ran electricity to your igloo?

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                  • PetyGuy
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Re: Please accept me as I am

                    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                    Other than you are a atheist or a damn Mary worshipping Catlik, no. I am a bit perplexed, who ran electricity to your igloo?
                    I think that by saying igloo you mean my home, and my electricity comes from an Hydro-electric dam that MAN built, not "god"
                    Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22380

                      #11
                      Re: Please accept me as I am

                      Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                      yes I am Canadian, is this a problem with you ??
                      Fortunately the cure for this is simple. Stop speaking French and move to America. Do you have any useful skills?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • PetyGuy
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 12

                        #12
                        Re: Please accept me as I am

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Fortunately the cure for this is simple. Stop speaking French and move to America. Do you have any useful skills?
                        Yes I have usefull skills, I'm very good with manual job, I know how to read and I can think for myself...too bad for me this last one prevents me from entering america...sorry
                        Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #13
                          Re: Please accept me as I am

                          Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                          I'm very good with manual job,
                          Nobody here wants to hear about your hand jobs. We are Christians, remember? Hand jobs are a form of sodomy.

                          Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22380

                            #14
                            Re: Please accept me as I am

                            Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                            Yes I have usefull skills, I'm very good with manual job
                            We don't consider masturbation to be a skill in America. We consider it to be a sin.

                            I know how to read and I can think for myself...too bad for me this last one prevents me from entering america...sorry
                            Don't be sorry. You moving to America would lower our average IQ significantly. Given that you cannot read I would advice you to save your soul with an audio version of the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Bible Student
                              Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                              With Jesus now.
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 2474

                              #15
                              Re: Please accept me as I am

                              Originally posted by PetyGuy View Post
                              I think that by saying igloo you mean my home, and my electricity comes from an Hydro-electric dam that MAN built, not "god"
                              Dams in America are God dams. Good parents beat this concept into their obedient children with holy religious ferver. And that is as it should be. I don't think we can stress enough the importance of the rod in a True Christian child's upbringing.
                              YiJC, BS

                              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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