Greetings from Poland!

[Ladislaus]

I have just discovered this wonderful site and what to say... I'm awe-inspired. I do my best to follow the Bible but unfortunately it's not easy to do Jesus bidding in my country. I hope that here I'll be finally able to find peace and guidance.

I have however stumbled upon some misconceptions about my country and I feel obliged to straighten them.

Sadly, I have to admit that infamous Nicolaus Copernicus comes from Poland. I haven't seen anyone mention this fact earlier, but I simply had to come forward with this. I just hope that his lies won't make me less Christian in your eyes.

I had quite a shock when I read your opinions about my late president. I'm afraid that some of you might have been fooled by liberal media, for truly he's been a man of Jesus (Christ). Let me just remind you of some of his more noticeable deeds.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6698753.stm

If this isn't proof enough of his righteous heart, let me give you some more examples.

• During a terrible drought few years ago, it was mr. Kaczyński who organised an official prayer to Jesus in our Parliament.
• It was mr. Kaczynski's party that tried to pass a bill that forced schools to prepare a list of all pregnant schoolgirls that was to be placed in every hall.

I hope that now some of you will understand that Poland isn't such a backwards country after all.

[GOD=life]

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Hey there, what's the weather like in Moscow?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Kaczynski

Does everyone in Poland have a communist name?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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That man with a name like an eye-test chart - the one who exposed the Tellytubbies - was he Catholic?

[Bible Student]

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I too lived in Poland for a while. But I did not live in that heathen, idolatrous country where you now live. I use to live in Poland, Ohio, in the glorious Christian country of America where we had that once great President George W. Bush, a Christian exemplar. Unfortunately America's light is dimming thanks to that evil mooslim Obama.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Tough about being from Poland.

Between all the communists and Catholics, it is a wonder God hasn't afflicted Poland with a volcano or something.

[Ladislaus]

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Hey there, what's the weather like in Moscow?

Quite chilly. And how's the weather in San Francisco?

Does everyone in Poland have a communist name?

It depends on what you call a communist name. Kaczynski translates to 'ducklike' if it makes any difference.

That man with a name like an eye-test chart - the one who exposed the Tellytubbies - was he Catholic?

Indeed she was.

[Marshall]

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When did Poland get computers?

[Bible Student]

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When did Poland get computers?

Brother Marshall, you may not have heard because most Polacks cannot use them but Poland has had computers since 1982. Our computer club send a group of saved Christians a couple of Timex 1000 computers and associated peripherals so they could continue with their Godly work. Unfortunately the cackling voices of all those unsaved heathens drown out their good works. We had the help of some saintly government officials help us through the red tape. [Devil's tape if you ask me. And worse, Commie tape.]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Polack;

Please tell us about yourself. Which papist Mary-worshiping church do you attend? Has your fat mustachioed mother given you her recipe for ice cubes yet?

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