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  • TardBoy
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2010
    • 2

    #1

    False religions

    Christianity

    If we are all gods children why is jesus so special

    If jesus died for our sins why is there still sin

    Christmas was not the birth of jesus as it is a pagan worship of the evergreen tree

    Jesus couldn't of died on a cross as the cross didn't exsist at that time

    Do you not think the bible could be a real STORY

    Bible ENCOURAGES SEX as it says "Go Forth And Multiply"

    Other religions like Muslims and jewdism are more accurate than christianity

    In the bible it does not Ever talk agenst Muslims, Gays, Jews, Communists

    God Created us all equal allegidly, so that means americans are the same as the rest of us so they aren't the supirior country

    If gods real then if everythin so farfetched as that has to be real too like:

    My peines can heal anyone
    The world is flat
    A turtle can carry the world
    If you drink wolf urine you becom a werewolf

    Christianity preaches agenst drugs which were bing used in the time of jesus.

    Christians eat pork which is unclean allegidly in gods eyes

    Christianity preaches agenst violence but 99% of wars in the last 1500 years involved christianity
  • Israeli
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2010
    • 2

    #2
    Re: False religions

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: False religions

      The ignorance in one post is just amazing. I think we have set an all time record here.

      Originally posted by teddtbhoy View Post
      Christianity

      If we are all gods children why is jesus so special
      Only Christians are God's children. John 1:12

      If jesus died for our sins why is there still sin
      Because people don't believe that Christ is their savior so they still sin.

      Christmas was not the birth of jesus as it is a pagan worship of the evergreen tree
      So what was the whole virgin-birth-wise-men-birth-in-manger story? St. Paddy's day?

      Jesus couldn't of died on a cross as the cross didn't exsist at that time
      This is just retarded.

      I mean really. You never heard of Roman crucifixions?

      Do you not think the bible could be a real STORY
      The Bible is real.

      Bible ENCOURAGES SEX as it says "Go Forth And Multiply"
      Yes, provided it's not for pleasure, within marriage, and for the purpose of producing offspring.

      Other religions like Muslims and jewdism are more accurate than christianity
      How so?

      In the bible it does not Ever talk agenst Muslims, Gays, Jews, Communists
      Islam and Communism was founded after the Bible was written. Gays and Jews not in the Bible? I don't know what to say. Are you really this stupid or are you pretending to be so just for fun?

      I give up. The amount of retardation here is too much to deal with. If anyone wants to answer the rest of this nonsense, feel free.

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      • Adilene
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 332

        #4
        Re: False religions

        Originally posted by teddtbhoy View Post
        Christianity


        If jesus died for our sins why is there still sin
        I think it is because he gave people a choice. He gave us a choice to be a sinner and go to Hell. or He gave them a choice to be a Christian, read the bible and follow every word of it.

        “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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        • Oakland "Reb" Griner
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2009
          • 2241

          #5
          Re: False religions

          I too feel these posts are tiresome, Pastor Osborne.

          However, for a waterbrain, this one is pretty high functioning.


          Maybe he could be a Mormon Elder, or something, with proper training.
          Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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          • TardBoy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Dec 2010
            • 2

            #6
            Re: False religions

            you know i am a 14 year old Irish Catholic/Aitheist and i am more intellegent than most of you on this shite where all you bible bashers and book burners think its ok to be racist and think you are gods chosen race of people who will follow him to heaven even though thats what the jews thought and i have a few more statements for you.

            1. None of you are American as if you are "american" and christian it means that your family immigrated from europe

            2. Jesus started the Catholic and Orthidox churches but the reformed churches were created by a fat man who wanted t get divorced

            3. Hitler was reformed

            4. Most of the world hates America

            5. You are the Retards not me as i have a knowledge of the world whereas you do not understand the rest of the world. so you live in fear and hope a giant white bearded man who lives in the sky will save you.

            6. jesus was islamic if he was real


            6

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            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2241

              #7
              Re: False religions

              Ahem.

              Jesus preceded the Moohammad pagans by 600 years.


              And Hitler was Catholic. He might have been 25% Jew also. One of his grandfathers was reputedly Jewish, and Hitler lived in mortal terror his secret would be revealed.



              Really.
              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: False religions

                TardBoy;662925]
                you know i am a 14 year old Irish Catholic/Aitheist and i am more intellegent than most of you on this shite where all you bible bashers and book burners think its ok to be racist and think you are gods chosen race of people who will follow him to heaven even though thats what the jews thought and i have a few more statements for you.
                Catlik, well that sums it up. Son how many times has a Catlik priest molested you?

                1. None of you are American as if you are "american" and christian it means that your family immigrated from europe
                Nope, my family came from New York city.

                2. Jesus started the Catholic and Orthidox churches but the reformed churches were created by a fat man who wanted t get divorced
                Jesus was not a Catlik

                3. Hitler was reformed
                Hitler was a Catlik
                4. Most of the world hates America
                What is your point, I cant stand anyone that's not American, we are even

                5. You are the Retards not me as i have a knowledge of the world whereas you do not understand the rest of the world. so you live in fear and hope a giant white bearded man who lives in the sky will save you.
                Giant bearded man? Who is the retard?

                6. jesus was islamic if he was real
                Jesus was not a damn Mooslim, make up your mind, in #2 you claimed Jesus was a Catlik
                You are on drugs aren't you?

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22921

                  #9
                  Re: False religions

                  Originally posted by TardBoy View Post
                  you know i am a 14 year old Irish Catholic/Aitheist
                  Catholic/atheist? So, you think there is no pope?
                  and i am more intellegent than most of you on this shite where all you bible bashers and book burners think its ok to be racist
                  Look, Feinian scum, you can't spell, you've never read a Bible and you know damn all about history.
                  and think you are gods chosen race of people who will follow him to heaven
                  We are.

                  1. None of you are American as if you are "american" and christian it means that your family immigrated from europe
                  You are confusing race and nationality, you little racist.

                  2. Jesus started the Catholic and Orthidox churches but the reformed churches were created by a fat man who wanted t get divorced
                  Jesus was in heaven when the vicar of Rome started his worship of Satan,

                  3. Hitler was reformed
                  Hitler was Catlick.

                  4. Most of the world hates America
                  God hates Ireland.

                  5. You are the Retards not me as i have a knowledge of the world
                  "a knowledge? Just the one then?

                  6. jesus was islamic if he was real
                  There was no Islam until 600 years after Jesus' ascension to Heaven

                  What are you doing here Mick? Have you no bombs to let off?
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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: False religions

                    Originally posted by TardBoy View Post
                    6
                    Wow. I am not entirely convinced, but still, this is the closest I've seen any atheist ever come to refuting Bobby-Joe's famous point 3.

                    Originally posted by whycantwealllove
                    no jesus was born in bethlehem which is in palestine which is islamic
                    It is Islamic now, 2000 years later. It was not Islamic several hundred years before Islam was founded.
                    hitler killed catholics
                    Source, please. He killed a Catholic when he shot himself, that much is true.

                    jesus started on his death the churches as st.peter was catholic as he was a Pope
                    Source, please. Also, see here.
                    jesus presented himself to mary magdeline first after his death who was a "hore"
                    That's as may be, but it would be faulty reasoning to deduce from that that he's going to appear to your mother any time soon.
                    somewhere down te line every american was from europe
                    What about African-Americans, you racist?
                    it is amazing that you are getting mind raped by a 14 year old boy

                    By coincidence ony 3% of chid molesters in the worl wher catolic priests .005% from ireland whereas 72.3% where american christians
                    I'm afraid I'm going to have to ban you. We cannot tolerate underage boys posting on our forum while drunk on communion wine and getting buggered by a priest.
                    its funny that in approx 5 years america will have messed up its econamy soo royally that they'll beg the rest of the world to help which will result in in you being nuked for fun or left to suffer.
                    And in 5 years time, Ireland may approach the start of the Industrial Revolution. I wouldn't hold my breath, though.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Bible Student
                      Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                      With Jesus now.
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 2474

                      #11
                      Re: False religions

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Wow. I am not entirely convinced, but still, this is the closest I've seen any atheist ever come to refuting Bobby-Joe's famous point 3.


                      It is Islamic now, 2000 years later. It was not Islamic several hundred years before Islam was founded.

                      Source, please. He killed a Catholic when he shot himself, that much is true.


                      Source, please. Also, see here.

                      That's as may be, but it would be faulty reasoning to deduce from that that he's going to appear to your mother any time soon.

                      What about African-Americans, you racist?

                      I'm afraid I'm going to have to ban you. We cannot tolerate underage boys posting on our forum while drunk on communion wine and getting buggered by a priest.

                      And in 5 years time, Ireland may approach the start of the Industrial Revolution. I wouldn't hold my breath, though.
                      I've got to hand it to you Brothers Temperance and Bathfire. You could actually understand what he said and replied back. I couldn't cipher what he was typing nor could I place his "facts" anytime in history. I thought I was patient but TardBoy's abject ignorance on so many levels is beyond my temperament.
                      YiJC, BS

                      II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                      • KJV Lover
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 47

                        #12
                        Re: False religions

                        Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                        Jesus preceded the Moohammad pagans by 600 years.
                        Muslims are not really pagans.

                        Originally posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner View Post
                        And Hitler was Catholic. He might have been 25% Jew also. One of his grandfathers was reputedly Jewish, and Hitler lived in mortal terror his secret would be revealed.
                        Birth and marriage records of the time are by no means perfect, but there is no evidence to suggest that Hitler had any Jewish ancestry. This seems to be something of an Urban Myth.

                        If Hitler ever had a religious faith, he seems to have abandoned it in favour of a belief in divine providence.

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                        • Bible Student
                          Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                          With Jesus now.
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 2474

                          #13
                          Re: False religions

                          Originally posted by KJV Lover View Post
                          Muslims are not really pagans.



                          Birth and marriage records of the time are by no means perfect, but there is no evidence to suggest that Hitler had any Jewish ancestry. This seems to be something of an Urban Myth.

                          If Hitler ever had a religious faith, he seems to have abandoned it in favour of a belief in divine providence.
                          The devil is trying to fool you. Most urban myths are true.
                          YiJC, BS

                          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                          • Janine Walker
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 420

                            #14
                            Re: False religions

                            Originally posted by KJV Lover View Post
                            Muslims are not really pagans.



                            Birth and marriage records of the time are by no means perfect, but there is no evidence to suggest that Hitler had any Jewish ancestry. This seems to be something of an Urban Myth.

                            If Hitler ever had a religious faith, he seems to have abandoned it in favour of a belief in divine providence.


                            How could you name yourself KJV lover, yet you give us sources from wikileaks(which is founded by a satanist homosexual adulterer who does not marry the women he raped) and blatantly lie about pagan religion of Osama Bin Laden?

                            Sensing a snake in the grass, Janine Walker

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                            • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 2241

                              #15
                              Re: False religions

                              From the Huffington Post:

                              The story of Adolf Hitler could be the most twisted in all of history. Add one more twist.
                              Responsible for the slaughter of millions of Jews and a hero only to self-avowed racists, DNA tests apparently show that the Nazi dictator may have had Jewish and African ancestry.


                              (read more by googling 'Hitler Jewish Ancestry')



                              It is more than an urban myth that Adolph Hitler might have been part Jew. DNA tests of his living relatives show African and Jewish traits.
                              Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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